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shellibisshe · 4 years

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the ship thing for john and elle?

I’ll answer you both under the cut because this got long

General:

How long will they last? -I’d like to imagine forever

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - John took one look at Elle and immediately started pining. Elle, however, took a lot longer. She was still dealing with some emotions regarding her ex-husband and was also very conflicted with the whole situation with the cult. After working with John for a while her feelings start to develop.

How was their first kiss? - Sort of quick and confusing. John had just explained his feelings for Elle, who then made the very rash decision to kiss him. Her feelings were just starting to develop and she wanted to see where they were going. It was awkward though and they didn’t really talk to each other for like a week after it.

Wedding: They don’t really get married in canon (more of a formality) so we’ll use normal au.

Who proposed? - Sort of both? At this point, they’d been together for around 10 years and the twins were about 7 but they weren’t engaged. Finally Elle just out of the blue one day says they should have probably gotten married and John agrees. Neither of them proposes really, but they do get rings for each other.

Who is the best man/men? - John’s brothers snd Nick. It’s a small wedding

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Grace, Emily, and Mary May. Elle thought about asking Joey but she thought it’d be weird

Who did the most planning? - John 100%. Elle’s planning was done as soon as she got her dress and she knew her bridesmaids got theirs (she let them pick, but they’re all the same color).

Who stressed the most? - They both stressed a lot for different reasons. John wanted everything to be perfect and his biggest anxiety was making sure the twins did what they needed to do (they were the combined ring bearers and flower….children?) and making sure that Elle’s ex-husband didn’t show up (it’s a small county). Elle’s stress came from marriage in general, she was afraid this marriage would end just like her last one, but everyone in the party was very good at reassuring her that this marriage was going to last.

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Elle’s ex-husband, Gabe, not even because they were married before, they just knew he’d try to start shit.

Sex:

Who is on top? - Elle most of the time.

Who is the one to instigate things? - Either of them could, although Elle is a lot more straightforward while John tries to flirt and build up to it.

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple of weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last? - It depends on a various number of circumstances (where they are, how tired one of them is, what mood they’re in)

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Always

How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - 2 and that is enough for them.

How many children will they adopt? - None (unless pets count then 2)

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - It’s pretty equal but sometimes it just depends on stuff like who’s closer, what twin needs to be changed, all that.

Who is the stricter parent? - Neither of them are super strict but Elle gets on them for little things, like leaving lights on or doors open.

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Either of them, but sometimes Elle encourages them.

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - John mostly because he’s the only cooking most of the time. Elle bakes them snacks though.

Who is the more loved parent? - Depends on which twin you ask. They love both of their parents a lot but their own preferences. John lets them get away with more which is something Margo likes but Elle gives them a bit more structure which is what Daniel likes.

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - John. Elle has been banned.

Who cried the most at graduation? - Both of them but Elle at least hid it a bit better.

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Either of them, they both work with the law but Elle has a little more pull.

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - John, Elle cannot cook.

Who is the pickiest in their food choice? - Elle used to be super picky but not so much anymore. She doesn’t like tomatoes though.

Who does the grocery shopping? - Either of them, it depends on who has the most time. They have a list of things they usually get and if John’s going to make something he hasn’t before then he’ll send a recipe or go get it.

How often do they bake desserts? - Elle bakes all the time.

Are they more of a meat-lover or a salad eater? - Out of either of them, Elle eats more meat.

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Either, John would make the dinner while Elle would order something.

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Elle, she brings home fast food a lot after shifts.

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? - Elle

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - Either of them, but Elle’s more likely to just randomly clean.

Who is really against chores? - Neither of them but Elle’s more likely to procrastinate cleaning because she doesn’t really mind messes.

Who cleans up after the pets? - Depends on what pet made the mess because Penny cannot stand Elle and so Elle refuses to deal with her (“She’s not my cat.”).

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Elle, until it bothers her.

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - John.

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Elle, probably because she put it there and then forgot.

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Either of them could but Elle’s less likely because it’s too much effort.

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Either of them, but they usually just let Boomer out by himself. Elle takes him with her on drives though.

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - All the time, and then immediately regret putting up so many decorations.

What are their goals for the relationship? - Just keep each other happy really.

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - John.

Who plays the most pranks? - Elle.

#emotional support psychopath #emotional support sweethearts #far cry 5 #fc5 #shellibanswers #foofygoldfish #chyrstis #oc: elenore parker

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villain-to-sherlocks-fairytale · 5 years

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Checkmate and Consulting Romance :) have fun

Send in two (or more) names and I’ll fill all this out about the ship!

Checkmate

General:

How long will they last? - Until the end of times...I hope

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - Quite quick, it was the admitting it part that took forever.

How was their first kiss? - Mormor, it was eh they were drunk and experimenting. Jim/Mori Better, rushed, perfect. Mori/Seb In the moment, unsure where it was going but perfect to him at least. Issy/Jim soft and wonderful. Issy/Seb about the same. They’re careful with her.

Wedding:

Who proposed? - Jim

Who is the best man/men? - No one

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - No one

Who did the most planning? - It was done together

Who stressed the most? - Both, maybe Mori

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big. (It was better than pickup but wasn’t that big.)

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Literally everyone but them and the person officiating. Or the three of them, depending on the wedding.

Sex:

Who is on top? - Jim/Seb 49/50% of the time respectively.

Who is the one to instigate things? - All of them will, depends on the day.

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head (And now Jim is thinking about masks...)

How long do they normally last? - Depends on what’s going on. 5-20 minutes. Can go longer if told.

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Unless there’s edging or making her have multiple. Find me a man that can have like 10 orgasms.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - What’s the upper limit? They will test it. Currently at 4 and counting.

How many children will they adopt? - Hasn’t been discussed, running out of room.

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Mori/Issy. The boys will do it but make a bigger mess than they clean.

Who is the stricter parent? - Sebastian? Mori? Jim and Issy give them everything (Not that they all don’t).

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - ...They’re suppose to stop them? Mori/Issy, the boys join in.

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Whoever is up of the morning. Jim or Mori.

Who is the more loved parent? - Issy and Jim, neither can say no.

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? the girls or Jim.

Who cried the most at graduation? - Jim. Still can’t believe the kids even started school.

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Funny you think those kids got caught.

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - Jim or Mori. Seb isn’t allowed.

Who is the most picky in their food choice? -Mori, boys will eat anything.

Who does the grocery shopping? - Whoever has the time. Or Jim sends someone to do it.

How often do they bake desserts? - When they get the chance. It happens on occasion.

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Sebastian Meat, others, both.

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Jim.

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Mori for takeaway, Seb for going out.

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - Sebastian.

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - They have people for that.

Who is really against chores? - Sebastian.

Who cleans up after the pets? - Human pets, Jim. Actual pets, Mori. Seb insists the cats are her’s and Jim’s.

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Sebastian

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Probably Jim, depends on the guests though.

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Mori?

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - All of them at once. Jim maybe?

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - They have cats, those don’t need walks. But Jim once took Seb out with a collar.

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Go all out for Halloween and Christmas.

What are their goals for the relationship? - To not kill each other.

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Sebastian

Who plays the most pranks? - Jim or Seb, mostly on each other. They’ve learned not to on the girls.

Consulting Romance

General:

How long will they last? - Either 11 minutes or forever.

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - Sherlock as soon as he heard Moriarty’s name. When he saw her in her lab coat and realized what she was. Jim, immediately on seeing her. He didn’t give his number to Sherlock for nothing. They’re still wondering about her.

How was their first kiss? - Sherlock and Jim’s was rough, passionate. Sherlock and Mori’s was slower, softer, the same goes for Jim and Mori’s. All were perfect.

Wedding:

Who proposed? - Jim.

Who is the best man/men? - Richard/John

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Eve?

Who did the most planning? - Sherlock. He’s done it once.

Who stressed the most? - Jim or Mori.

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - They each had some family not allowed.

Sex:

Who is on top? - Jim like 98% Sherlock the other 2%

Who is the one to instigate things? - Jim or Mori.

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last? - Depends on circumstances and situations.

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Depends on what the number is, they try to keep it close to even (She normally gets more).

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - A couple? Depends on how Adam feels.

How many children will they adopt? - None? Does that sound bad?

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Mori, some Jim. Keep Sherlock away.

Who is the stricter parent? - Sherlock for discipline though will let them by with doing age inappropriate things and then one of the others have to step up.

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Mori, if anyone does.

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Mori.

Who is the more loved parent? - Over all? Mori. Sherlock on occasion when he allows experiments.

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? Mori or Jim.

Who cried the most at graduation? - Mori or Jim

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Sherlock. The other two want to teach them not to get caught.

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - Mori?

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Sherlock all the way.

Who does the grocery shopping? - Jim or Mori.

How often do they bake desserts? - Mrs. Hudson often does that for them.

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - None of them eat. Salad?

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Jim or Mori. Sherlock might remember the anniversary.

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Jim.

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - Sherlock.

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - Jim or Mori.

Who is really against chores? - Sherlock.

Who cleans up after the pets? - Sherlock, dog. Mori and Jim cats.

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Jim

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Jim, Mori, depends on who it is. Sherlock is just stressed because people.

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Sherlock when he’s not cleaning. Mori?

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Sherlock. Hair takes forever.

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Sherlock. Dogs, loves them.

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Sherlock doesn’t. The other two have been known to go all out on any holiday.

What are their goals for the relationship? - Not break up //ooc is confused by this. there’s a goal?

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - none of them sleep. If they’re asleep at noon they feel asleep at 10am.

Who plays the most pranks? - Jim.

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skold · 5 years

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DIRT IN MY MACHINE - a fic by feistycadavers rated E | 11,535 words

Tiffany always told him this would happen. Tim sort of thought he was immune to this sort of thing – ending up with a hot student in his class. He'd gotten through seven semesters of three classes unscathed – and yet. Tim looks at this exceptionally pretty blonde over his book, watches his painted nails rake through his hair. Fuck. He's cute.

or, tim is an art history teacher and john is in his class. he's also a cam boy. tiffany instigates, and stephen is stephen.

college AU // sex work AU

read the fic | listen to the playlist

playlist tracklisting under the cut

1. i am a pig // 2wo

who put all this dirt in my machine? all i did was try to keep it clean // you saw something that had not begun. all the time i knew the light was on

2. whore // in this moment

i’ll have you down on your knees; i’ll have you begging for more. you probably thought it wouldn’t get this far. you thought i’d end up in the back of a car. you probably thought that i’d never escape // so how can this be? you’re praying to me. there’s a look in your eyes; i know just what that means. i can be, i can be your everything. i can be your whore. i am the dirt you created. i am the sinner; i am your whore

3. the only time // nine inch nails

i don’t wanna think too much about what we should or shouldn’t do // i swear i just found everything i need. the sweat in your eyes, the blood in your veins, are listening to me. i wanna wrap it up and swim in it until i drown. my moral standing is lying down

4. R.U.OK? // kmfdm

that’s fine with me. don’t think i care. do what you want. as you see fit. that’s quite alright. it’s all okay. just be yourself. it’s fine with me. for a second you might wonder if it’s real. if that’s alright, just say okay. if that felt good, let’s go again

5. waiting // green day

so close, enough to taste it. almost, i can embrace this feeling on the tip of my tongue. i’m so much closer than i have ever known // i’ve been waiting a lifetime for this moment to come. i’m destined for anything at all. dumbstruck, color me stupid. good luck - you’re gonna need it // better thank your lucky stars

6. evidence // marilyn manson

you have eyes that lead me on and a body that shows me death. lips look like they were made for something else, but they just suck my breath // i know you’re not just what you say to me and i’m not the only moment you’re made of // fuck me till we know it’s unsafe and i’ll paint over the evidence. want you wanting me, want what i see in your eyes

7. wasp // motionless in white

her lipstick stains like acid rain, dissolving away my sense of restraint // come with me and disappear without a trace. criminal in how i crave the way she tastes // no time or place to take it slow. my head aches but i refuse to go. i held her face, as soft as snow // i will wait endlessly. i will break you carefully. so take me harmfully. you fit so perfectly. i will wait

8. it will come back // hozier

you know better babe, you know better babe, than to smile at me, smile at me like that. you know better babe, you know better babe, than to hold me just, hold me just like that. i know who i am when i'm alone. i'm something else when i see you. you don't understand. you should never know how easy you are to need. don't let me in with with no intention to keep me, jesus christ, don't be kind to me. honey don't feed me - i will come back. it can't be unlearned. i've known the warmth of your doorways. through the cold, i'll find my way back to you. oh please, give me mercy no more. it's a kindness you can't afford. i want you baby tonight, as sure as you're born

9. give // you me at six

it's a been a day. it's felt like an age since i have seen you, face to face so we can say what we need to. i know you've changed. you don't look the same // i've been wasting all this time trying to keep you off my mind, yeah, you off my mind, but no more. i've been wasting all these nights trying to keep you off my mind, yeah, you off my mind, no more // what are you searching for? what are you looking for? i don't think you know

10. denouement // john 5

[instrumental]

11. i never told you what i do for a living // my chemical romance

stay out of the light, or the photograph that i gave you // can i meet you, alone? another night and i'll see you. another night and i'll be you. some other way to continue to hide my face // a stain that never comes off the sheets. clean me off, i'm so dirty, babe. the kind of dirty where the water never cleans off the clothes // touched by angels though, i fall out of grace // i tried. one more night, one more night // cuz i tried, but i lied // and it's better off this way, so much better off this way. i can't clean the blood off the sheets on my bed

#do not lose #fanmix #i don't really want to put this in the tags so i don't know how to tag it really #but holy shit this took forever i need to go to bed #dimm

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talkingismylifewrites · 5 years

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hi i’m here to ask about roger and dom having sneaky quiet sex i have no shame tell me everything

these asks are giving me LIFE bring them all on!! Ask me their favorite desserts!! The color of Roger’s new sweater vest!! Their fav sex positions!! Who is the fun dad and who is the hard dad!! Who cries when they cum!! ASK ME EVERYTHING

but yes so the ~sneaky quiet sex~

it all begins with Roger and Dom trying to be Good Roommates

And rog and dom having to have Silent Sex for the first like two months post birth of baby #1

Because they know that John and Ronnie can’t have sex because of the whole “pushing a human being out of her vagina” but also because “new baby sleeping” things

(also lowkey they’re like we want to do Bad Things to our Good Friends and also there is a high chance that when I orgasm I might scream the wrong name so lets be quiet #justincase)

But they get paranoid because this is Roger and Dom like, they are...wild...in bed. like, crazy.

Silent Sex that isn’t like, i’m gonna choke you with my dick so no one can hear your or here’s a ball gag I want to watch you drool? That’s not a thing for them

So they take it to the eXtReMe

like, they end up having SO MUCH floor sex because they can’t trust that the bed won’t squeak and give them away

and like, full blown missionary and holding in moans, sex on the floor of the tub with the shower on, sex.

(one time Dom lets out a moan and Roger fully pulls out and is like I cannot believe you ALMOST GAVE US AWAY what if the BABY HEARD DOMINIQUE!)

Meanwhile, Ronnie has been REALLY LOOKING FORWARD to being able to get up with just some light clit stimulation during the no sex period while listening to Rog and Dom fuck like wild animals

cuz who needs a vibrator when your bed is next to real life porn am i right ladies?

but to her horror surprise they’ve???? stopped??? fucking???

John is like, fuck, I can’t get off?? because i feel so guilty that apparently NO ONE ELSE IN THIS HOUSE IS GETTING OFF??

And John’s like fuck they’re not having sex what if--RONNIE WHAT IF THEY HEARD US HAVING SEX AND THEY’RE NOW UNCOMFORTABLE??????

It begins to Consume them

Veronica (who has not left the house in three weeks) stares at the lurid hickey on Roger’s shoulder that appeared overnight trying to figure out WHEN and HOW

Dom notices her staring and is like ITS FROM MY CURLING IRON!!

Roger, reading a magazine with one hand, cuddling the baby with another: I have never had sex Ever

Roger and Dom have their first fight (whispered in the closet while the late show plays) because he TOLD her not to leave one that a shirt wouldn’t cover and Dom is like it would have bee covered if you WORE A SHIRT and roger is like I didn't ASK ROBBIE TO SPIT UP ON MY SHIRT DOM IT WAS DIRTY I HAD TO TAKE IT OFF

and Dom is like it’s not my FAULT YOU DID THE THING WITH YOUR FUCKING HIPS OKAY I HAD TO GAG MYSELF SOMEHOW

Roger sighs, pinches the bridge of his nose and is like “fuck okay add that one to the list, we can’t ever do that one again”

dom is like :(

she’s like FINE but i’m taking off the one where I do that thing with my fingers you like because if I SUFFER YOU SUFFER

And finally, when they start fucking, Dom and Roger are like THANK FUCK WE CAN BRING OUT THE ARSENAL and they like pull out The List™

and John and Ronnie are both prepared and yet not prepared and they’re like...what is The List™

And Dom’s like, uh, we’ve like, been getting like. Vanilla? Because we didn’t wanna be like. Loud?????

So uh, we kinda just started striking things out if they made us...loud

John’s like I need to see this list

For science

Ronnie flushed pink and breathless: please

Roger rubs the back of his neck: we’re sorta down to missionary and like. oral. but like, mouths only.

Also we've been fucking on your floor because the mattress squeaked once and we got scared

They notice john and Ronnie’s face and they’re like but if this freaks you out no worries we love missionary! we can be so vanilla don't worry we'll do whatever makes you comfortable!!

Like honestly just the fact that you want to touch us makes us happy we'll do anything

(Dom to Roger later: we’ll always have the shower, babe)

Johns like playing through every fantasy he's ever had that might be considered Too Much like a roladex and Ronnie is just staring at roger's penis and imaging the possibilities and they're like...we can figure something out

Later ronnies like ok so let me get this straight yeah? we’ve been together for two years and not ONCE have u ever asked for ANYTHING in bed, john. but TEN MINUTES IN to our first attempt with roger and dom you’ve asked her to sit on ur face and got two fingers up ur arse

John’s like well i mean you didn’t tell me you wanted to be spanked!

ronnies like ROGER IS A DRUMMER OKAY WE KNOW HE’D BE GOOD AT IT

then she turns to Roger and is like alright what do you want to do to me? and Roger is like all i want to do is slowly strip you of all your clothes give you a footrub and then eat you out until you're begging me to have sex with you and then we do it slow and sweet missionary style

but like, sure if you want to bend over my knee i'll give you a whack or two

SURPRISE Dom and Roger want to try the sweet sex first with John and Ronnie while John and Ronnie are like how kinky can we get

But John and Ronnie are like okay but like, uh, we’ve been listening to y’all. well like, before you went...silent? and um can we y’know...

watch you two

And Dom and Roger are like oh yeah sure I guess that’s fine (ZERO hesitation and John and Ron are like.......wow they’re so kinky!! Who knew!!)

(that is like, the least of their kinks. exhibition?? that’s vanilla in their book)

Roger and Dom try So Hard to keep it vanilla like they are Trying because John and Ronnie....aren’t??? that???? kinky???? like they’re idea of kinky sex is like, in the middle of the day with the windows open and maybe??? john ties up Ronnie???

That is Not Roger and Dom they have Done Things

So they get carried away :)

Roger is pounding into Dom from behind and he grabs her by the hair and yanks her head back so he can grab her by the throat and choke her while Dom is begging him to take her harder and then they just like...remember like

Oops....how did that happen :) my b :)

When it’s all over Ronnie’s like....is it always that....passionate....?

They’re like uhhhhhhh we will be so vanilla for you please don’t judge us for being degenerates

John meanwhile is just Thinking and Imagining all the ways they could do all that....together...

(They convert John in one night from vanilla to rocky road like that boy is waiting to be unleashed. Ronnie takes two more nights and then she is like oh fuck yeah we’re gonna break every bed in the house and then some)

when they wake up in the morning they're like okay so like is this a relationship or just a sex thing orrrrr and they dance around the topic until Dom plops herself down in Ronnie’s lap and licks the taste of coffee out of her mouth and is like babe we're in this FOREVER

And that is how Roger and Dom transform John and Ronnie from like that nice sweet couple that live down the road into sex maniacs

Within three months Roger is a fuckin’ pillow princess getting his ass eaten out by John who has three fingers pressing the shit out of his prostate while Dom is coaxing the sixth orgasm that night out of Ronnie

They :) Make :) it :) Work :)

(after ronnie and dom have their babies and can’t have sex that is like prime Roger and John Sex Time™ like the ladies almost look more forward to the six weeks after babies because there is nothing better than watching your lover/husband cry from overstimulation while your other husband/lover brutally massages their prostate and they are Loving It)

Okay thank you for coming to my TedTalk once again feel free to ask as many questions or hc’s as possible because i legit only spend my entire days picturing how they live together k thanks bai

#john/veronica/roger/dominique #they have so much sex and 9/10 john is the instigator #that boy is a freak in the sheets convince me otherwise #oh wait #you cant #answered asks #caro writes

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