#they've already acted like an old married couple since they were 12 though

[melancholitas]

A random night on the Polar Tang

Penguin: so uhm... Captain?

Shachi: Pen and I have something to tell you...

Law:.. how much do I have to deduct from your share this time?

Shachi: woah, rude! Why do you assume we broke something instantly??

Penguin: Nothing happened! This is a serious matter!

Law: Oh? Consider me listening, then. What's so pressing you're barging into my quarter at this late hour?

Penguin: well... you see... Shachi and I aren't as straight as we thought we were...

Shachi: and as we are a crew we thought you should know we are dating now!

Law: *staring exasperated at the two blushing, nervous men*..... and the sky is blue. Why are you telling me this now? Isn't it a little bit late for that?

Shachi: wait. what? Why are you so calm?!

Penguin: and what do you mean 'a little late'? we came straight to you after deciding on this!

Law:... Are you two for real now...? I wedded you two myself. 6 fucking years ago! You're even wearing wedding bands around your neck ever since?!

Penguin: WE'RE WHAT NOW??!!

Shachi: WE DO WHAT NOW??!!

Law: what the fuck do you think those are??? You insisted on me doing you the honor that very night. I still don't know where you even got those rings from. Nor do I want to, to be honest.

Penguin&Shachi: huh.... Well... Friendship rings of course?

Law: *can't hold his snort any longer* sure. friendship rings. And that smooching session at the end of the ceremony was just kissing 'the homies good night', I get it.

Penguin: Damn. Did we even go on a honeymoon? I feel betrayed out of my matrimonial rights now.

Shachi: huh.... well. we're just dating for barely 20 minutes, but if you wanna cash in on that, I'm game, dude.

Law: oh for fucks sake...if you don't need anything else, get out!

Shachi&Penguin: Aye Aye, Captain~!

#one piece #trafalgar law #heart pirates shachi #heart pirates penguin #shachi x penguin #shapen #pensha #penguin x shachi #Law lost some braincells that evening #he still loves those imbeciles tho #Ikkaku took a picture of their wedding #they still managed to dodge all the hints #they've already acted like an old married couple since they were 12 though