#things that me and every single dnd character i play cherish: rest; sneakery; & taking the easy way out

[eldergremlin]

lae'zel waking you up at 3 in the morning because she doesn't understand what falling in love feels like and is having concerns about it…

look, you're hot, but i don't care how good the sex was. i am fucking sleeping and you need to go. 💖🔪 if my eyes are closed, don't talk to me.

#bg3 #there are some interactions that would so hugely benefit from being an actual dnd game and this is one of them #things that me and every single dnd character i play cherish: rest; sneakery; & taking the easy way out #the other one i was so upset the game didn't let me reply to was when astarion threatens you for not letting him use the parasite #“i will have to find a way through you. 🖤” #oh? keep searching then my dear. <kiss on the cheek and a whisper> #you'll find if i finish what those gur started you won't have to worry about power OR cazador anymore. #<step back> 🥰 won't that be nice? #dm asking for an intimidation roll vs me angling for persuasion because it's just friendly banter and i'm not trying to scare him 😇 #sometimes i make my own posts