#this incorrect quote wouldn't leave my head after talking to Goldie about it so here we are lmao

[spark-circuit]

everyone assumes Majima is some big scary yakuza legend but that’s because they haven’t heard him scream like a girl after getting jumpscared by his toaster at like 4 in the morning

#this incorrect quote wouldn't leave my head after talking to Goldie about it so here we are lmao #(if this was done by someone before i genuinely don't know. this was off a group chat from last night) #yakuza #yakuza game #yakuza games #yakuza series #ryu ga gotoku #ryu ga gotoku games #ryu ga gotoku series #goro majima #majima goro #kiryu kazuma #kazuma kiryu #yakuza kiryu #yakuza majima #ryu ga gotoku majima #ryu ga gotoku kiryu #rgg #rgg incorrect quotes #yakuza incorrect quotes #MY GOD THIS IS SO MANY TAGS ACK #spark talks about nothing of relevance #now that's what i call shitposting #(side note: majima probably like. SUPER burns his toast on purpose. just pure fuckin' charcoal) #(kiryu prefers it lighter but he's the type to put like jam on it or something)