#rgg incorrect quotes

[spark-circuit]

everyone assumes Majima is some big scary yakuza legend but that’s because they haven’t heard him scream like a girl after getting jumpscared by his toaster at like 4 in the morning

#this incorrect quote wouldn't leave my head after talking to Goldie about it so here we are lmao #(if this was done by someone before i genuinely don't know. this was off a group chat from last night) #yakuza #yakuza game #yakuza games #yakuza series #ryu ga gotoku #ryu ga gotoku games #ryu ga gotoku series #goro majima #majima goro #kiryu kazuma #kazuma kiryu #yakuza kiryu #yakuza majima #ryu ga gotoku majima #ryu ga gotoku kiryu #rgg #rgg incorrect quotes #yakuza incorrect quotes #MY GOD THIS IS SO MANY TAGS ACK #spark talks about nothing of relevance #now that's what i call shitposting #(side note: majima probably like. SUPER burns his toast on purpose. just pure fuckin' charcoal) #(kiryu prefers it lighter but he's the type to put like jam on it or something)

[designernishiki]

kazuma kiryu autism moment(s)

#kazumaji #kiryu #kazuma kiryu #goro majima #my art #yakuza #rgg #ryu ga gotoku #incorrect quotes

[hazel-shithappens]

Little scribbles of some troublesome uncles

#kiryu kazuma #kazumaji #yakuza nishiki #nishikiyama akira #majima goro #sawamura haruka #yakuza fanart #incorrect quotes #scribbles #hand sketch #rgg kiwami #crack

[yakuza-everywhere]

Majima, narrating: If you look hard enough. You can see love everywhere.

Majima: Take my commute to work as an example.

Majima: Every stage of life and romance is on display.

Majima: The shy glances of new love blossoming, the passionate embraces of young lovers, two old folks who .. still seem pretty into each other.

Kiryu: Would you please stop narrating?!

Majima: I can't help it Kiryu-chan, I can't have these beautiful insights and not share them with someone!

Kiryu: Can you share it with those people over there? They might want to hear it.

Majima: No, I'm standing next to you Kiryu-chan. I can't run into someone on the subway that I know and not stand next to them! That's weird.

Kiryu: It's not weird. W-whats weird about it? Weird would be if the train stopped and suddenly it's the 1940s.

Majima: Whoooaaa.... Then what happens?

Kiryu: What? Look it's just an example. I'm not.. trying to tell you a story.

Majima: Are you kidding me, Kiryu-chan?! That's like a great- you're kind of a natural story teller!

Kiryu, walking away: Okay, that's enough.

Majima, continuing his narration: Or you can see the single dad, bitter over his boyfriend not spending the night.

Majima: Will he ever forgive his handsome boyfriend and come back to stand beside him--

Kiryu: NO

Majima: Only time will tell!

Kiryu: No, time won't tell.

Majima: Yes it will.

#goro majima #yakuza #majima goro #rgg #ryu ga gotoku #kazuma kiryu #kazumaji #kiryu kazuma #yakuza majima #majima #incorrect yakuza quotes #incorrect quotes #show: the mindy project

[overdevelopedglasses]

I remembered that the incorrect quote generator existed and proceeded to have way too much fun

Here are the highlights.

#yakuza #rgg #ryu ga gotoku #incorrect quotes #i giggled way too much at some of these #i may do some with the judgment cast later cause that'd be good

[unhingedselfships]

Baji : K! Can I punch you for 10 million? K : Bitch for 10mil you better knock my fucking teeth out, I'll get new ones Baji : cackling Everyone Else : !??!?

#Yakkimi #RGG x TokRev #based on irl convo #incorrect quotes #they're buds XD #look all her partners are 10+ years older than her #she needed friends her age lmao #and TokRev is right there #plus I love the idea of these poor kids getting some sense smacked into them #where were the adults??? #well now there are some #sorry Mikey #Kiryu would kick your ass #whole ass second post in the tags lmfao

[justafriendlystranger]

some cheesy valentine’s incorrect quotes for my friend’s oc!! :DD

since they seem to really like the last one! ^^

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Wyenne: you’re cute but you’re still a narcissistic, crazy gremlin to the point that you really need a professional help

Trickster: she called me cute ^///^

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Crimson cardmaster: oh, look at that! the stars are pretty tonight!

Dice: you’re the best star..

Crimson cardmaster: huh?

Dice panicking: I SAID I WANT TO HIT YOU WITH A CAR-

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Trickster: say Ryle, do you have a date on valentine’s day?

Ryle: Yes, February 14th.

Trickster: 

Trickster: are you free on that particular date-

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kema umi: north, I’d like to propose-

North sky: O-oh!?

Kema umi: ... An idea..

North sky: Oh...

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Eula: I’ll never understand why people feel the need to be all lovey dovey for this day like seriously, what’s so special about it that you need to give people chocolates, poems or roses? especially roses! they’ll just wilt anywa-

Lunie: hey eula I bought this rose for you. I hope you like it.

Eula blushing: W-wait really?? t-thanks..

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Adult kema: W-wait... Are.... are you flirting with me!??

Trickster: Have been for the past 5 years but thanks for noticing

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Kori: the stars are beautiful tonight.

Luke: yeah

Kori: but you know what else is beautiful?

Luke blushing: u-umm! .... what?

Kori: the moon, the planets, and the rest of the galaxy! I love space!

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Wynne: the stars are so beautiful

Farris: you know that they’re just a giant balls of gas right?

Wynne clearly annoyed: ....... Farris I-

Farris: and yet none of them are as huge as my love for you.

Wynne: Oh...

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Star: *holding a flower* do you like flowers, husband? because I’d like to press our twolips together !

chaoxiang: Star.. dear that’s a rose 

Star:

Star: I’ll be right back

chaoxiang: ok-

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Wyenne, Eula and Kori belongs to @chisekai

Trickster, Lunie, Luke, Farris and chaoxiang belongs to @boiling-potato

Crimson cardmaster and Dice belongs to @thekinderwizard

Kema Umi and north sky belongs to @alcohol1maid

Ryle belongs to @rgg-draws, Star belongs to @startheimpactfangirl and Wynne belongs to @hanawrites404

#oc #ocs #not my oc!! #mutuals #for mutuals #incorrect quotes #valentine's day #ships

[blue-eyed-giant]

Kiryu: Whatever you're thinking right now, stop it.

Majima: What are you talking about ;)

Kiryu: You always make that face before saying something that pisses me off.

Kiryu: So cut it ou-

Majima: I love you.

Kiryu: ...

Majima: Also cereal qualifies as soup.

Kiryu: I KNEW IT

#i saw this on a non-yakuza incorrect quotes blog and thought it was just perf for kazumaji #i wish i had the artistic talent to make it a doodle #i hope this wasn't done before but who am i kidding #yakuza #ryuu ga gotoku #rgg #kiryu kazuma #kazuma kiryu #majima goro #goro majima #kazumaji #yakuza incorrect quotes

[rsgincorrectquotes]

wren: HOW DO YOU KNOW WHATS GOOD FOR ME

blite: THATS MY OPINION

#incorrect quotes #blite #wren #incorrect rose gold glass quotes #incorrect rgg #incorrect rgg quotes #incorrect oc quotes #incorrect ocs #rose gold glass

[designernishiki]

sometimes i wonder what their early interactions were like. inspired by this post

#kazumaji #my art #sorry this is bad but my friend told me to post it so I’m posting it #incorrect quotes #yakuza #rgg #kazuma kiryu #goro majima #kiryu #majima #also boy howdy I can not fucking draw majima’s facial hair for the life of me #luckily this is supposed to be like sometime in the early 90s so he didn’t really have much yet #I’m also bad at eyepatches so. rip me

[yakuza-everywhere]

Kiryu: I've never actually tried marijuana.

Majima: Me either.

Majima: Never had the time for it.

Kiryu: Right.

Majima: Ya know... If we ever were to try it, tonight is kinda the perfect night.

Kiryu: I guess you're right...

Kiryu: Haruka is at a sleep over.

Kiryu: And I'm wearing my velcro sneakers.

Majima: Let's do it!

#goro majima #yakuza #majima goro #rgg #ryu ga gotoku #kazuma kiryu #kazumaji #kiryu kazuma #yakuza majima #majima #incorrect yakuza quotes #incorrect quotes

[yakuza-everywhere]

Majima: Alright, where's your wine?

Kiryu: I don't have any.

Majima: Ya don't?! What about beer?

Kiryu: No beer.

Majima: No wine?! No beer?! How do ya relax?!

Kiryu: I don't.

Majima: Oh. Right.

#goro majima #yakuza #majima goro #rgg #ryu ga gotoku #kazuma kiryu #kazumaji #kiryu kazuma #yakuza majima #majima #incorrect yakuza quotes #incorrect quotes

[yakuza-everywhere]

Majima: I guess my instincts about them were right, wouldn't ya say?

Kiryu: What did I say about gloating?

Majima: Something.............?

Majima: I wasn't listening.

Majima: I was thinking about how right I was.

#goro majima #kazuma kiryu #kazumaji #majima goro #rgg #ryu ga gotoku #yakuza #desperate housewives #kiryu kazuma #yakuza kiryu #kiryu x majima #yakuza majima #majima #incorrect yakuza quotes #incorrect quotes

[yakuza-everywhere]

Kiryu: Haruka, you know she's my number one girl-

Majima: Excuse me?

Majima: She's your number one girl?!

Kiryu: Of course she is! You know this!

Majima: If Haruka and I were standing on train tracks, and you can only save one of us-

Kiryu: Obviously Haruka.

Majima: WHAT

Kiryu: What are you doing playing on the tracks anyway!? You're an adult, you should know better!

Majima: I cannot believe this.

Kiryu: Haruka is a child! Don't take her on the train tracks with you!

#goro majima #yakuza #majima goro #rgg #ryu ga gotoku #kazuma kiryu #kazumaji #kiryu kazuma #yakuza majima #majima #incorrect yakuza quotes #incorrect quotes

[yakuza-everywhere]

Nishida: Have a great day, Majima!

Majima: Don't tell me what kind of day to have, being all presumptuous and rude.

Nishida: .....

Majima: ......

Kiryu: .....

Kiryu: Hey, Majima.

Kiryu: I hope today shimmers for you.

Majima, grinning: You know, Kiryu; I think it will!

Nishida: .......

#goro majima #yakuza #majima goro #rgg #ryu ga gotoku #kazuma kiryu #kazumaji #kiryu kazuma #yakuza majima #majima #incorrect yakuza quotes #incorrect quotes

[yakuza-everywhere]

Majima, sniffing around Kiryu: What is that smell??

Kiryu, sniffing inside his shirt collar: What? Is it bad?

Majima, nosing at Kiryu's chest: No! It's delicious!

Kiryu: Haruka got me cupcake scented deodorant...

Majima: ....

Majima: Well. I've never wanted to eat ya armpits before, this is new.

#goro majima #majima goro #rgg #ryu ga gotoku #yakuza #kazuma kiryu #kazumaji #incorrect yakuza quotes #incorrect quotes #kiryu kazuma #yakuza majima #majima #kiryu x majima #majima x kiryu #yakuza kiryu