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rsgincorrectquotes · 4 years
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iris: wait this implies people got horny for sans
iris: did people get horny for sans
wren: :).....
iris: did i miss that??  did i somehow avoid that??????
wren:
wren: i-iris.  people are vehemently horny for sans.
iris: HOW DID I MISS THAT
wren: like unreasonably horny
iris: WHY ARE PEOPLE HORNY FOR SANS
blite: how in fact did you fucking miss that
wren: they gave him a blue skeleton cock iris
iris: WHAT???
blite: they gave him an ecto tummy
iris: bro
itis: hes a little bone man w
iris: HUH
blite: they fucking made the skeleton ghost thicc, irene.
mack from the other room: yeah and people want his bone
mack: rule 34 yall
blite: hang on 
iris: i hate that my immediate reaction was “hmmm no theres no way people were horny for sans this is one of those odd one out pics”
mack: hes an edgy powerful character with an aloof toughguy attitude.   of course people are horny for him.
wren: i hate what happened to this poor skeleton
iris: WHAT GAME DID PEOPLE PLAY IS SANS EDGY?????  AND POWERFUL
wren: IRIS?????
iris: HE TELLS JOKES AND SHIT HUH.  
iris: I PLAYED UNDERTALE TWICE!!!!
wren: HE’S THE FINAL BOSS OF THE GENOCIDE RUN
iris: WHAT
iris: WHAT
wren: DID YOU NEVER KNOW THIS????? 
iris: I NEVER DID GENOCIDE I DIDNT WANNA KILL.  I FELT BAD.  I DID PACIFIST TWICE
wren: OKAY YOU’RE VALID
wren: BUT YEAH HES THE FINAL BOSS OF THE GENOCIDE RUN
iris: I HAD NO FUCKING IDEA
wren: HE BEATS THE SHIT OUT OF YOU
iris: ?????  OH MY GOD IS THAT WHERE THE BLUE EYE SANS COMES FROM
wren: YES
iris: NO FUCKING WAY I THOUGHT THAT WAS A FANDOM THING
wren: NO THATS A CANON THING
iris: god i really do live under a rock holy SHIT
blite: IRIS HOW DID YOU MISS LITERALLY ALL OF THIS THIS IS LIKE ONE OF THE BIGGEST DRAWS OF UNDERTALE IS THIS PLOT TWIST 
wren: THIS WAS LIKE THE ENTIRE UNDERTALE FANDOM
iris: I,,,,, I AVOIDED ALL SPOILERS AND I HAD THE WORD AND RELATED WORDS BLOCKED FOR 3 YEARS
wren: OKAY THAT MAKES A LOT MORE SENSE.  YOURE VALID
wren: wait a minute.  wait.  iris do you know anything about the genocide run
iris: no i know NOTHING
wren: oh my god she doesnt????
iris: except you have to kill everything.  i know zero.
iris: should i do a genocide run????
wren: do you care if i tell you things about it.
wren:  because undyne is super fucking cool 
iris:  go ahead tell me
blite: this is like finding a whole drawer of snacks in your kitchen that you never knew about, this is so exciting.
iris: IT IS
wren: undyne literally stops herself from dying with pure determination and proceeds to stomp your ass into the dirt for killing everyone.
iris: omg queen
blite: iris are you telling me that the meme of the first 4 notes of megalovania and fucking sans undertale have no connection in your mind
iris: NO I THOUGHT THE CONNECTION WAS LIKE.....
wren: IRIS
iris: BECAUSE TOBY FOX WORKED ON HOMESTUCK
wren: IRIS?????
iris: AND SANS IS THE MASCOT
blite: really im more impressed than anything
iris: oh my god this is so
wren: I WISH I COULD AVOID SPOILERS LIKE YOU CAN IRIS
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rsgincorrectquotes · 4 years
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wren: HOW DO YOU KNOW WHATS GOOD FOR ME
blite: THATS MY OPINION
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blite: i was thinkin i could do some magic
noah: magic? blite,,, it says talent show!
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noah: *falls foward in the car*
iris: is the wendy's alright
noah: are you fucking-
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rsgincorrectquotes · 4 years
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aki: hey im lesbian
jill: i thought you were american
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rsgincorrectquotes · 4 years
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naomi: *pretends to almost throw water at noah*
noah: mi i FUCKINnnnGG HATE YOU
noah: *hits iris with bookbag*
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rsgincorrectquotes · 4 years
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aki: i dont need friends, they disappoint me.
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rsgincorrectquotes · 4 years
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iris: i brought you frankincense
harlow: thank you
sam: and i brought you myrrh
harlow: thank you
sam: murder
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rsgincorrectquotes · 4 years
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hello, rose gold glass is a story about a girl named iris investigating the death of her best friend harlow and uncovering the secrets of her dad's organization. ive been writing this story for a very long time and its very close to my heart. this blog is based around funny quotes or parodies of the characters that appear not just in rose gold glass, but coexist in the same universe with their own personalities and stories. rose gold glass is getting a comic at some point but for now we make do.
putting introductions to the side, these are the characters that'll appear!
iris
harlow
mack
sam
wren
blite
loria
aki
jill
orchid
amari
now have fun with my posts lmao
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