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mintcakeart · 2 months
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Oh you have a cock? Prove it. Take multiple pictures from multiple angles, hard and soft, hanging loosely and you holding it in your hand. Also I wanna make sure it's working properly so post a couple videos of you nutting. Make sure to take a few pics of you squeezing your balls too just to enforce the idea ☺️
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readygamerone · 7 years
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Chapter 17: Now, spill it.
Ernest Cline has proven himself a master of pacing and excitement so far in this story, which is why a full half of this chapter is devoted to a chatlog transcription of Wade and art3mis flirting with one another. When they're not exchanging references, the two are accusing each other of being ugly, basement-dwelling, fat, and a gender other than that of their avatars (made more vile and hypocritical when Wade and art3mis go to the planet "Transsexual" to perform in a screening of Rocky Horror Picture Show).
Parzival: Yes. After analyzing the available data, I’ve concluded that you must be a female. Art3mis: Why must I? Parzival: Because I don’t want to find out that I’ve got a crush on some 300 lb. dude named Chuck who lives in his mother’s basement in suburban Detroit.
Art3mis: How well do you know Aech? Parzival: He’s been my best friend for five years. Now, spill it. Are you a woman? And by that I mean are you a human female who has never had a sex-change operation?
That's a tiny fraction of the full chat. 
With such electric chemistry, it's no surprise that the two continue to carry on their online relationship via their shared pop culture tastes and collaboration on the latest gunting riddle. Despite his stated goal of single-mindedly pursuing the Gunt with total focus, Wade admits that he's completely unable to focus on solving anything because he's too infatuated with his crush. Even Wade's best buddy Aech is pushed aside in order to hang out more with his new "online pseudo-girlfriend" as much as possible.
That being said, Wade still has plenty of time to grind his avatar up to the max level of 99, sometimes gaining "five or six levels in one day." Anyone who has played any type of online multiplayer game could tell you this is an absurdly easy climb, to the point where it seems completely trivial given that this system has existed for decades with the same goalposts. Regardless, gaining this questionable amount of newfound power emboldens Wade to the point where he no longer fears Sixer reprisal, at least online. This seems to make all the effort he had just gone through to fake his death and assume a totally invented identity wasted, in the end. But most importantly, Wade is in love and can't wait to shout it to the digital world. Unfortunately for him, it's hinted in the last line of the chapter that this isn't going to go so well. 
And then one night, like a complete idiot, I told her how I felt.
My man is about to get friend-zoned, it sounds like. And not even witnessing hundreds of his fellow poors getting incinerated could be as horrible as this for our hero.
Pop Culture References: 22 (2 per page)
Movies Groucho Marx I The Pink Panther II Indiana Jones I Highlander II The Goonies III Evil Dead I Fight Club I Star Wars I Rocky Horror Picture Show IIII Silence of the Lambs I
Television Saturday Night Live I The Space Giants II Addams Family I
Plays Romeo and Juliet I
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