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GIVE US SOME BMC HCS..PLS

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okay so me and isaiah made a google doc and shitposted a bunch of headcanons so here they are!! there are like 26 so ill put it under a read more. thank you for asking!!

Its canon that michael is taller than jeremy stop

no one is heterosexual im sorry…. christines bi, jeremys bi, rich is bi. theyre the BI TRIO.

michaels gay and he has a lil patch on his jacket w a gay pride flag.. yall know the one

JAKE AND RICH ARE LITERALLY RAM AND KURT IM SORRY I DONT MAKE THE RULES

brooke jenna chloe and christine have sleepovers !!! they watch one-star rated movies on netflix and get hiGH lmao

jenna and chrISTINE ARE GIRLFRIENDS THEYRE GAY YALL THEYRE LESBIANS

ALSO CHLOE AND BROOKE. THEYRE GAY. UR FAVES ARE LESBIANS

christine and jeremy are hella tight and tell each other everything tbh…. before christine and jenna get together, jeremys like “IM GONNA FIND YOU A BOYFRIEND” but christines like “:-) i have other ideas”

jeremy never smokes pot ever… he’ll just kinda be there while michael gets high

michael has panic attacks,,, and jeremys always there to calm him down. he knows exactly how to calm michael down and usually after michael feels better they take a nap together,,

JEREMY has sorta like ptsd after the squip,, hes rly scared that hes gonna start avoiding michael by accident?? or the squip is gonna somehow come back and take michael away from him,, michael is always there to reassure him that hes never going anywhere,,

seriously jeremy and michael are so soft n they rely on each other and know everything abt each other??? theyre so in love and they have NO IDEA like it takes them SO FUCKING LONG to get together????

everyones like a Squad after the squip stuff,, they all feel safe w each other?? like they know that no one else will ever rly understand what they went thru. so they all rly rely on each other for comfort

michael sleeps in his basement and it’s really shitty like the floor is concrete and it’s cold 24/7. He has rugs scattered across the floor and in the morning he probs has to jump on them bc he doesnt want cold feet so he has to jump from one to the next,,, his bed is literally a mattress on cement blocks and wood boards… so is his desk.

Michael’s voice gets lower when hes quiet and tired,,, (jeremy thinks its hot but shh)

in elementary school,, jeremy kissed michael’s cheek and doesn’t remember……… but michael remembers……..

LET MICHAEL LISTEN TO WEEZER

michael has a fake id and goes to bars to perform songs and then leaves bye guys see ya later

jenna has everyones cell number memorized. she has a perfect memory n honestly has hella good grades. Smart Girl

richs squip looked like jake………………………………. Its canon sorry guys

rich and jake get together before jeremy and michael and jeremy is not happy abt it

michael has hiding his crush for jeremy down to a fuckign science

Michael WILL BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA SOMEONE FOR JEREMY,, HE WAS FORCED TO TAKE KARATE WHEN HE WAS LIKE,, 12 Y/O AND HES NOT AFRAID TO USE IT….

jeremy and michaels first kiss is after michael kicks the shit out of rich for punching jeremy. once jeremy n michael are alone, jeremy just??? grabs michaels collar and kisses him bc holy shit he just beat up some guy for him??

the fight cycle: rich beats up jeremy, michael beats up rich, then jake and michael fight until someone breaks them up,,

Not a headcanon but something canon that people need to know: JEREMY IS A FUCKING FURRY I HAVE EVIDENCE YOU CAN FIGHT ME ON THIS BUT I PROMISE I WILL WIN.

#bmc #be more chill #meremy hell #boyf riends #richjake #idk the girls' ship names....#asks

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