#this is set slightly pre eskew 17 Reflection and at some point around tsv eps 35/36

[regicidal-defenestration]

Does anyone else think about David Ward in Oh God Oh Fuck Oh No Where Am I This Time Why Does This Keep Happening To Me does anyone else remember when the TSV team did that anyway

When I arrive at the office, I am informed that, to thank me for all my hard work, I am being sent on an all expenses paid holiday abroad, leaving in ten minutes. It's odd, because I don't ever remember working here. Not in the sense that the place is unfamiliar, but that for the past five months I have been splitting my time between reading books and doing the crossword, and nobody seems to have noticed yet.

Or, the one where David wins a work trip to the Peninsula

#this is set slightly pre eskew 17 Reflection and at some point around tsv eps 35/36 #the silt verses #i am in eskew #had to de-lemony snicket this one after reading 9 SoUE books in maybe 2 weeks wreaked untold havoc on my writing style #not that theres anything wrong with that but david is not snicket-y protagonist; a phrase which here describes how - even though he has #suffered misfortune after misfortune - it was not at the hands of the villainous count olaf; unless olaf is able to disguise himself as a #city buildings and all #writing