#this mf i swear to god/lh/j

[ya-boi-haru]

I have absolutely NO IDEA why...

But the fact that in "Unlocked" Connor admitted he couldn't actually see the wack on the tree properly due to his render being down so low (so he could have funky portal lighting) - so he's just playing along and trying his best...

Lives in my head RENT FREE-

And to make it worse, I STILL haven't even seen his POV on it, so it's truly just his word in the aftermath of it all - but I still think about it a lot-

#for that last part alone i think he needs to start paying rent #hes just a silly little guy #doing silly guy things #this is what happens when you have my brain #you see a cool effect? neat *i* see a cool effect i have to know how they did it and am trying to work it out while crying over lore #fable smp #fablesmpblr #fable smp lore #fable smp bloopers #ulysses #fable smp ulysses #connorsnothereeither #this mf i swear to god/lh/j

[strangleetomz]

Alright time for tkl stories from last night and today🕺

1- last night i was laying down with my friends when suddenly one of them just starts tkling my sides and stomach and apparently another one of my friends was also tkling that friend because both of us slid down off the couch giggling and squirming.

2- i was tkling my friends to cheat in wii sports & mario kart 😇

3- my friend was kind of like sitting on me and started tkling me for payback for tkling her earlier, i swear to GOD BRO-

4- we was outside okay. and my friends were just tkling eachother back and forth, so i said outloud “Im gonna just turn around and avoid this..” and then one of my friends just tkls me to make me turn around !!,!!.!,:! SND THEN THE OTHER ONE FUCKIN SAYS “Should we have a tkl fight??” AND THE TWO OF THEM START FUCKING SLOWLY WALKING TOWARDS ME WITH THEIR FINGERS SHAPED INTO CLAWS. I immediately said “No- no! No we should not! Not out here..” and they backed off💀

5- Same friend was sitting on me again. But i was like fucking trapped. And she had her legs kind of like spread, and my stomach was therefore exposed. This BITCH(/lh) kept randomly tkling my stomach and she managed to get one of her hands to my ribs because my upper rips were fucking exposed on the one side of me. I was DYING. However im not done. This little shit goes “I have two priorities— this;” and she smacks my ass for some reason?? 😭 “And this;” THEN SHE STARTS TWORDING MY STOMACH AHSHD AND AND AND. My friend who we were sitting next to, didnt know wtf was happening. she just kept feeling me squirming and heard me giggling like mad (which i found out that my laugh when being tworded is literally squeaks and very high pitched and loud giggles) so she said “Okay- what is going on over there!?” And starts mocking my laugh, making me laugh more, and then my friend started twording me again😭

apologies for giant space thats just what it did

6- woke up at 2 in the morning & couldnt fall back asleep for another 2 hours. I was awake, and 2 of the 3 of my friends were still awake, havent gone to sleep at all. naturally for payback i started tkling the friend who was tkling me while she had me trapped under basically her whole fuckin body. but. she. got. me. back.

you can tell this mf likes to tword me😭

7- now i was just twording her for fun but again SHE GOT ME BACK J SWEARTOGOD

8- LAST ONE. now by this point that frined has left, different friend doing this now. But anyways, one of my friends were in the bathroom and we’re laying down and i decided to just squeeze their sides bc i was bored. who here is suprised that they immediately got me back. But they literally fucking sat on my waist, and startes twording all over my torso. Stomach, sides, ribs, hips, and i kept arching my back so they even tworded my back😭 and they kept this up. for so. long. THEY EVEN SAID “I’m the tickle monster!!” but then they got off, and i got a little break so i quickly put the blanket on top of me, yk the famous blanket you see me hiding under when SOME FUCKERS HERE/lh are teasing the shit out of me, but i wanted twords bc im a massive fucking lee LMFAO so i kept like kicking them. AND SOMEHOW. SOMEHOW. THEY IMMEDIATELY FOUND MY TUM BUTTON. and fucking wiggled their finger in my tum button and then they got back ontop of me. and then they sat on my waist again and started doing what they were doing before, then my friend who was in the bathroom came out so i was like “Nohoho- No! Gehehet ohohoff- ohohoff off!” while pushing at them as a panic response, and mind u i hadn’t told them to stop or pushed at them ONCE so u could tell it was bc i was embarrassed of being tworded to literal death while someone else was in the room. Then the friend twording me got off and said “Tkl her!!” before trying to do it again..

SO. how was you guys’ past 2 days🥰

#fizzthelee #fizzthelee tickle stories #holy shit this is the most ove been tworded in so long #and i loved it all #only issue is that ive been in a giant fucking lee mood ever since they left🧍 #anyways #i love my friends #and i love that they enjoy twording me #its like they’re in the community but they aren’t #like if someone were to tell them about the tword community #i feel like they’d start saying they’re part of it around ppl they trust #idk tho