#threatening to beat up nature for her lil princess fella <3 😌

[biitchcakes]

@mastcrmarksman sent: he's dying, Jess, this is horrendous, the worst, the most tragic. (he is having allergies)

By his behaviour, it'd be only natural assume the next plague was in its beginning stages, with Mr. Clint Barton as PATIENT ZERO. Jessica had been listening to his sniffling nose and phlegmy coughs for a while now, and truthfully, there might have been a time where this drove her downright insane.

But not this time.

Instead, she mostly pities him, luckily immune to this sort of seasonal Hell herself. Just one of the ❛ perks ❜ of being poked at and experimented on as a child ⸺ NO ALLERGIES. ❝ Y'know, I don't actually know what to do when it comes to allergies. Do. . . D'ya want some soup or something ? Cuddles ? Woulda want me to go punch whatever tree is making you feel like this, babe ? Or maybe ya need me to pick all the flowers outta the ground ? I will for you if ya ask me to. ❞ As she sends a silly, crooked smile his way, Jess also slides a warm cup of coffee across the counter toward him.

❝ There. Some more of the Good Go Juice. ❞

#threatening to beat up nature for her lil princess fella <3 😌 #( v. t h e f r i e n d g i r l . ) #mastcrmarksman #( j e s s i c a & c l i n t // m a s t c r m a r k s m a n . ) #( i n b o x . )