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❝ You think I don't TRUST you ? Heh heh. . . Well, now that ya mention it. . . ❞ An exaggerated distrustful tone, laced with enough playfulness for her bestie to know it's all jokes. Still, Jess can't keep up the charade for very long, and the genuineness is quick to return. ❝ You know I trust you with my LIFE, Carol. I just like driving. ❞ She loves driving, actually. Sure, she can glide, but only so far. With her bike ? A car ? That's a different kind of freedom. Especially with one of Tony's fancy-schmancy FLYING cars.

❝ Logically, CAPTAIN. The world is our extra buttery oyster, and I'm gonna eat the hell out of it. ❞ Jess speaks this very seriously, in her best SPOCK impersonation. Pretty close, if you asked her. There's contemplation which direction to head first ⸺ whether north, south or entirely out west. Humming along to the tunes, she decides.

❝ Sand and fresh oysters ? Hm, NORTH CAROLINA ? We could drive down the coast, sight-see from the ground. Ooor. . . ❞ A mischievous finger hovers over the FLIGHT button. ❝ This bad boy could juuust make it before we gotta refuel. ❞ A beat. ❝ Is it bad I know that off the top of my head ? Anyway, whaddaya say, do we fly or drive ? And, while I'm at it, lemme also make ya a DEAL ⸺ how about after our first stop, you get behind the wheel ? You can play helmsman, Captain. ❞ The terrible fantastic Spock impression returns for that sentence.

❝ You can also drive us on the way back, because a cottage sounds incredible. It sounds. . . LOGICAL. ❞

her bestie's expression is priceless & makes her break into a grin before she bursts out laughing. ❛   yanno what they say, work smarter, not harder.   ❜ normally, the blonde wouldn't use any sort of shortcuts, but she's already in the adventurous spirit. ❛   not sure that will fly with all of those fancy security cameras he has, but i will accept responsibility if he complains.   ❜

she can be the MASTERMIND, even if she never gets to drive. perfect time to pose that question, actually. ❛   how come i never get to be behind the wheel, huh ? don't trust me to get us to our destination safely ?   ❜

& now, she's hungry too. ❛   logically, somewhere with some sand first, Spock. preferably somewhere with some fresh oysters for us to devour. i am sure we can get some EXTRA butter on them so you can live your dreams to the fullest.   ❜ Carol smirks at Jess before leaning back against her seat, & setting up some music. ❛   oh, that reminds me, i found us a little cottage to stay in on the way back. for a couple of days, i figured we could extend the fun.   ❜

#carol making her a British Playlist i'm 😭💖 #hilarious and adorable #what a bestie #(she loves def leppard) #the girls jamming to ''spice up your life'' is everything to me #u think they get super dramatic when they sing ''2 become 1'' ? #''say you'll be there'' ? #u think they swap singing depending on which spice girl is singing? #thank u for the visuals tania #( v. s p i d e r - v e r s e . ) #danversiism #( q u e u e . )

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wash away my regrets

#no but you see #she LOVES to shower #will finish a fight and go home to shower (and snack in it) #only to turn around and head right back out to keep fighting when she's done #Not Even A Headcanon #Just Jess Things :)))) #( a e s t h e t i c . ) #( q u e u e . )

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@timecruise ♡'d for a starter !!

Leaning back in the chair and crossing a leg over a knee, Jess props her tablet atop them. Conjuring up a friendly smile toward Zathura, she settles in with a deep breath and readies her stylus. A look of DETECTIVE PROFESSIONALISM that was second nature to her these days. ❝ So, what is it that 'cha need ? ❞

#hi!! :D #( v. h a m s a n d w i c h - w o m a n . ) #timecruise #( q u e u e . )

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#she's a lava lamp girlie i know it #just imagine her seeing one for the first time fkin :O #''you keep lava in the house?? IN LAMPS?!'' #'':o neato'' #( a e s t h e t i c . ) #( q u e u e . )

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@sxrgeantbarnes ♡'d for a starter !!

It'd been an awfully busy day in the Tower ⸺ AKA, a total SHIT SHOW. Not even because of some big, bad villain, no. Instead, disagreements from everyone over every single little thing possible, and Jess could do with getting away from it at all. Perhaps they were all too cooped up lately. Luckily, it doesn't take long for her to spot just the man she's looking for ⸺ the peaceful, less chaotic OASIS amongst all the noise.

Dropping down from her tucked away perch in the top corner of a wall, she makes her way over toward Bucky with a TENDER smile spreading on her lips. Just his presence alone was calming. ❝ You got a minute ? Better yet, ya got several days ? ❞ A brief grimace that lasts only as long as it takes to side-eye the Tower.

#bugs bunny vc: GET ME OUTTA HERE !! #( v. s p y - d e r - w o m a n . ) #sxrgeantbarnes #( q u e u e . )

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depresso espresso 

#( a e s t h e t i c . ) #( q u e u e . )

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Reblog this if you’re okay with people sending unexpected IC asks to your muse at any time! No meme prompts needed!

#ALWAYS PLS #( ooc . )

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Chuckling, she bumps against Harry over the playful praise, reaching wordlessly into the bowl of popcorn and stuffing a handful in her face. What awaited her this movie night was not a Buttery Heaven, but instead, something much. . . SWEETER ? After the first taste, her chewing is a lot more cautious, curious and a little horrified.

❝ And yet, the 80's still won out in the end, ❞ Jessica muses with a tiny smile as she swallows the food down. Unfurling from the floor, she grabs the DVDs to put away, and the winner to put into the player ⸺ chewing now on the tiny crumbs of popcorn left behind in her mouth. Smacking her tongue and lips as she rejoins Harry on the hardwood, Jess just stares into the bowl of MYSTERY.

❝ What the hell is that ? ❞ Not wholly UNPLEASANT, that's all she knows.

He's making the popcorn, as she chooses the movies, and he can hear her decide and put some of the options aways as he moves around the kitchen, familiar enough with the space and with the surprise flavored popcorn he tends to get for these movie nights that it's not long until he's bringing the bowl out.

"From this century?" He hums. "I'm impressed. And proud." He concedes, his smile as joking as his tone, as he sits next to her and considers the choices.

"I'm a scientist, Jess." He tells her, in the end, with the certainty of a man who likes movies where science suffers. "There was never another option. We're watching Back to the Future."

#*a banger choice of movie harry* #( v. h a m s a n d w i c h - w o m a n . ) #inhcritance #( q u e u e . )

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koffie by jpbatiste on Flickr.

#( a e s t h e t i c . ) #( q u e u e . )

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@wonder-winged ♡'d for a starter !!

❝ Would it be considered, uh ⸺ UNCOUTH to ask what your wings are made of ? Like, are they. . . feathers ? Adamantium feathers ? ❞ An inquisitive tilt of her head that was tossed to the other shoulder as she asks her second question.

#so sorry warren she's awful curious #( v. h a m s a n d w i c h - w o m a n . ) #wonder-winged #( q u e u e . )

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E.R. (1994-2009) Of Past Regret and Future Fear (S04E20)

#it's just so them and i 😭💘 #( v. t h e f r i e n d g i r l . ) #( j e s s i c a & c l i n t // m a s t c r m a r k s m a n . ) #( q u e u e . )

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@purplearchcr ♡'d for a starter !!

❝ Clint probably won't be back for a few hours ⸺ and that's at best. ❞ Pouring then handing Kate a cup of coffee, Jessica hops onto the edge of the kitchen counter, cradling her own mug in her hands as she takes a couple, tiny testing sips. PERFECTION in liquid form, shoulders shimming a little as she tastes. ❝ But. . . perhaps I could help ya with whatever it is ya need in the meantime ? ❞

#''put me in coach !!!'' #( v. t h e f r i e n d g i r l . ) #purplearchcr #( q u e u e . )

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Secret Avengers Vol. 3 Issue 1 ┃ Spider-Woman Vol. 7 Issue 11

( personals DNI. )

#i love you idiot #i will complete the trifecta with a scoop-fu one day #watch me #( c h . s t u d y . ) #( c o m i c s . ) #( v i s a g e . )

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@danversiism sent:🌺 send this to blogs you think are wonderful 🌺

TANIA I LOVE U, U KNOW??? 😭🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺

#oh captain MY captain too actually #BACK AT YOU BIG TIME !!! #💖💖💖💖💖 #( o o c . ) #( i n b o x . ) #danversiism

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❝ That's a ⸺ I love you, Johnny Storm. ❞ A finger gently jabbing the hollow of his cheek for EMPHASIS.

Giggles pour from Jess as he sweeps her in for a kiss, hands perching on Johnny's shoulders before wandering their familiar route into his hair. ❝ Counter-offer ⸺ how 'boutcha give me a show in the car and later at home. Then I'll pay up reaaaal pretty, MR. FAMOUS. ❞ Though her smile softens into something sweeter over his offer to drive her to the vet's, hands now sliding down her boyfriend's arms to intertwine her fingers with his.

She swings their connected limbs in and out for a moment, just smiling at him. Such a simple gesture admittedly warms her heart quite a bit. She loves him, loves how good life feels with him. How PEACEFUL it is lately ⸺ even with all the chaotic yet normalish things considered.

Breaking apart to wrap both arms around only one of his, Jess steers them in the direction of Johnny's car. ❝ THANKS, babe. ❞

"So that's a no to the chops I'm taking it?"

Johnny smirked, dropping the pose before Jess pulled him in close. "A private show, huh? It'd be pretty expensive, I'm very famous, you know." He brought a hand up to stroke his moustache in mock thought. "But a pretty lady like you? I'm sure I can make an exception."

He wrapped both hands around her waist and kissed her again. "How about this — I can give you as much of an encore as I can while I'm driving you to pick up Doogie Howser — sound good?"

#timeskip if u want <3 #apparently the nearest vet to the baxter building is half an hour???? #ri.p #( v. h a m s a n d w i c h - w o m a n . ) #revenantinflames

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WHO? OR WHAT, IS THE NEWEST, MOST BREATH-TAKING, MOST SENSATIONAL SUPERHERO OF ALL? [overclocks] 616-based tony stark / the invincible iron man - featuring verses for fallout!

#gorgeous promo you ask me i love it #ABSOLUTELY RAD FRANKLY (haha rads fallout) #just like amanda #The Top Tier Tony™️ #( p r o m o . )

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OF COURSE she would. Nothing Johnny could physically change about himself would make him any less attractive to her. But, still, to lessen their chances of a chop-filled future, Jess simply hums after his stolen smooch with a FOND smile stretching across her face.

And said fondness is soon coated in sprinkles of lust as Johnny does as she says. Dragging her bottom lip between her teeth, cocking her head to the side, he's got her full, undivided attention. Jessica's smile twists into a smirk watching him strike pose after pose, arms now folded across her chest. Certainly no sarcasm from her about this. ❝ BINGO ⸺ that's the one. Though, I appreciate that whole show you just gave. You got any private viewings for that later ? Maybe even an extended performance ? ❞

Reaching out, Jess gives a tiny pat pat to his hip before wrapping her arm around his lower back. ❝ I'd join you back inside for the ENCORE now if I didn't have to pick up our favourite little physician from the vet. ❞

"Hey!" Johnny swatted at pinching hands playfully, barely managing to get his words out between chuckles. "Stop-- this is-- this is bullying, babe!"

A content smile graced his features as Jess ran her hands across his torso. "Would you still think I was sexy if I shaved my head and grew mutton chops?" He asked, closing his eyes as she kissed the tip of his nose. "And I mean some long ones, too. Think John Quincy Adams. No hair, no moustache, just chops." He stole a small peck on the lips from her before he continued.

"Do ya' mean this one? The classic?" He planted his hands on his hips and puffed his chest out, flashing her a toothy grin. "Or this one?" He asked, replacing the grin with a dramatic smize as he interlocked his hands behind his head and arched his back slightly. "It's this one, isn't it?" He flexed his arms, popped a knee out. "Can't tell if that strenght training jab was sarcasm or not, but this is the one they post to TikTok with that big big energy song."

#yeah but............stroking his ego gets Sexy Bf Poses so idk #i think she'd simply ignore the sign 😌 #( v. h a m s a n d w i c h - w o m a n . ) #revenantinflames