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[pintsofguinnesmakeyoustrong]

NPMD best line deliveries

oh shit! oh fuck!! i didnt think thered be a skele'uhn here ?!? im so fucking scared of skele'uhnz!!!

dont frighten him pokey you nasssssty boy

were going to jail...and with my luck no one will even B O T H E R making me their bitch...

🐦 heyus the thing about a bãrbĕqüe...it brings folks together...from awl wawlks of laife...theyres a storhé behand everyh burrghurr...everyh kehbahhb...

but I...called God a sonofa B word...who am iaieEUGHAHuhuuuh...

#honourable mention FUCK YOU CLIVESDALE GO GET FUCKED YOU'RE FUCKING LOSERS AND WE'LL KILL YOU #and ofc W E D O N T G I V E A S H I T A B O U T Y O U R P H O N E #nerdy prudes must die #npmd #starkid #starkid npmd #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #hatchetfield trilogy #tgwdlm #black friday #lords in black #max jagerman #peter spankoffski #grace chasity #richie lipschitz #ruth fleming #steph lauter #nick lang #matt lang #jeff blim #will branner #lauren lopez #jon matteson #mariah rose faith casillas #joey ritcher #kim whalen #angela giarratana #corey dorris #curt mega

[andy-clutterbuck]

requested by Anonymous

#F U Z Z I E S ✨ #Rick Grimes #* #rg #The Ones Who Live #H A N D S #i know you're suffering my guy #but #sleepy men are just really attractive #i don't make the rules #one day your lips will not make me want to bust through a wall like the koolaid man #but today is not that day #also his arm hair but i'm not gonna be that weird right now #i'll be the big spoon #G R A Y S #ALL THE GRAYS #v e i n s #bless all the lines on your face #they're beautiful and sacred

[luxmoogle]

Your bio says you can be bribed with lux, but what about 13 postcards I found randomly? Would you take those?

..THIRTEEN????

#XIII #1101 1101 1101 1101 #X I I I #DARKNESS #1101 1101 1101 1101 1101 1101 1101 1101 1101 1101 #13 #DOOR TO DARKNESS #ABYSS #d a r k n e s s i s h a l f o f e v e r y t h i n g #d a r k n e s s #a m e a n i n g l e s s e f f o r t #oNe who knows n o t h i n g #can u n d er sta n d n o t h i n g

[clownsuu]

yall i think jack died

Nah I'm fine dawg, iv been busy these past two-three days

#Shids whack yo HDHDDH #I'm fine! Just busy smhh wish I had more time to DOODLE BUT ART BLOCK P R E V E N T S I T #S C R E A M S #Ill see if I can post tonight but if not definitely tomorrow 😔🥄🥄 #I post more frequently on the other blog but it's mostly just general talking than actual art posts #But! I still plan to post smhhh I need to get my monthly howdy quota in!!! #I'M LACKING IN MAKING HOWDY CONTENT HOW CAN I BE A HOWDY SUPPORTER WITHOUT MY WORM BOY #S C R E A M S A G A I N

[hawkeye221b]

This is my new favorite Gender: Tired Guy all alone in his underworld castle

Like yes king!! be awkward with your nephew- tell him you don't like your family drama! don't worry bout it!! offer him sanctuary when he connects the dots- what king shit.

I 100% believe this man would gift his 80 yr old 13 yr old son a zombie chauffeur because he thinks it'd help them bond.

#percy jackon and the olympians #pjo tv #pjo spoilers #percy jackson tv show #hades pjo #gods first we get hints of Nico last episode and now we see his DAD?? #Idk bout yall but i am l i v i n g #AND THE WAY HE OFFERED TO PROTECT PERCY HIS MOM AND GROVER IF KRONOS GETS OUT?? #LIKE HOW HE OFFERED TO PROTECT MARIA NICO AND BIANCA?? #SIR P L E A S E

[hanjisung-s]

(STUDIO CHOOM) HAN x LALALALA

#stray kids #jisung #han #han jisung #lets just say hes really S E R V I N G this era (i mean when does he not) ((but this era is really something else so far)) #like that tongue???????? in the 3rd gif??????? deceased. #this is my first skz gifset after like 2 years?? lmao #i did it for him. his looks from 231111 singlehandedly brought me back to my giffing game #i was always here but not here at the same time if u know what i mean lol #*

[ne0nthc]

#f e e l i n g s #how are you feeling? #vaporwave #vaporcore #chillwave #chillwave aesthetic #vaporaesthetic #vaporwave purple #aesthetic #neon lights #retrowave #retro #v a p o r w a v e #a e s t h e t i c

[deus-ex-mona]

real talk: lxl should continue to explore romance fantasy concepts in their songs. it’s clearly working for them~

#typical prince aesthetics in romeo/julieta and nonfan… and now historical rofan in meoto… #(and there’s also whatever’s going on in tsuki no hime but that has no mv :( sadge) #sorry guys i still have meoto on the brain pls suffer with me~~~~~~~~~ #but mannnnn. i was struck by sudden inspiration for a meoto au a n d #well. ig now i understand why they skipped over the falling in love phase. romance is hardddd #i want to subscribe to the meoto expansion pack p l s i need to know what their deal is~~~~ #bc man. how in the world did they go from complete indifference to promising to stay together forever hello #what happened???????? excuse??????????? #man. m a n. ok i think im done for the night. i hope #LXL MEOTO CRISIS 2K24 #(but if anyone here wants to get into the otome isekai genre in general… i recommend starting off with ✨s u r v i v i n g r o m a n c e✨ #(it’s a great story and it’s still modernised enough to ease into the genre. and after that…) #(you can just go for the series with the most interesting premise/prettiest art/both tbh) #(though i personally recommend ✨the perks of being an s class heroine✨ ✨the villainess’s stationery shop✨ for milder content) #(and there’s also some series with both isekai and regression.) #(like they isekai after their 1st life in 20xx-> live out their 2nd life in the fantasy world -> regress to a point in their 2nd life) #(for that type i kinda like ✨i shall master this family✨ though ngl i’m mostly reading it bc i think the aunt is very pretty) #(a nd there’s the occasional modern regression story but that’s pretty soap drama-esque and the one i read got ridiculous at times lmao) #(but ofc the ones with less romance focus are fun too~~~~ like stories with multiple isekai-ed people for one) #(b u t i digress i think i’ll stop here before i lose the plot any longer ahaha~~~~)

[norrington-hell]

just finished binge watching ‘Bodies’ on Netflix in one fucking sitting and can I just say-

they knew what the were fucking doing with Karl Weissman

i’ll be thinking about him for the rest of my life now probably

#New Blorbo Acquired #and what a surprise! its a morally questionable reluctant father figure! #wise cracking and fast talking and okay maybe he does some murder but I forgive him #they were mostly sexy murders #anyway lots of the other characters were also Very Good #but Karl was so My Brand™️ it’s almost insulting #*sigh* #d e v a s t a t i n g #Karl Weissman #Charles Whiteman #jacob fortune lloyd

[6loodlvstt]

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[lillonvia]

— happy new year, from your dearest lili.

first off, i want to thank all of you guys for making my 2023 such an incredible rollercoaster !! ure all v silly n fun n adorable i js wanna grrRRAAA SMOTHERS ALL OF U WITH AFFECTION TAKE MY FUCKINH LOVE RAAAAHHHH 👹 I LOVE INTERACTING W ALL OF U IT ALWAYS MAKES ME SMILE N GIGGLE LIKE AN IDIOT HEHEHEJFN 🤭🤭 

@idyllic-affections ꒱꒱ ADDIII MY ELDRITCH DEITY N LITTLE SIBLINGGGG 🥺🥺💕💘💖💖💗💘💘💕💝💗💝💖💘💖🩷💘💗 u were my v first moot on this site n ill never forget the fun convos n memories we’ve made over the months <33 ure v dear to me n i herkehehdbd *vibrating uncontrollably* I LOVEEE talking w u n DONT U DARE APOLOGIZE FOR REPLYING LATE RRRRRR 👹👹 /lh ur works always leave me feeling delulu n giddy n i end up imagining different scenarios w certain character nd AAADJFKFKFB I LOVE U SM WAAA

@soleillunne ꒱꒱ ALYYYYY !!! LYSSA !!! UUUU HI BELOVEDDDD MWAHH 😍🥰 i dont feel like weve been talking a lot bUT BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY, IM ALWAYS WILLING TO WAIT FOR U UWAAA ure soso precious to me n i js wan give u A BIG KITH N HUGGIE bc i love u vm n u deserve it !!!! 🫶🫶 i hate the fact ure stressed w education n i wish i cld do more for u to help u feel better :((( but if ure ever in need of some form of comfort my discords always open for u n ill do my best for u <33 💖💕🩷💝💘

@fatuismooches ꒱꒱ SMOOCHES MY LOVE HI HELLO !!! ure so fun to be around N NOT TO MENTION URE ALSO ONE OF THE SWEETEST PPL IVE EVER MET WAAAA 😩 i had so much fun when we were both brainrotting so hard abt our dragon otter neuvie EHEHHEHR I WAS SOOO GIDDY THAT TIME BC NOT ONLY BC IT WAS NEUVIE BUT ALSO BC IT WAS U I WAS TALKING TO !!!!! 🥹🥹 YIPPEEEEE

@areislol ꒱꒱ REIREI MY CONFETTI CREEPER OMG !! m always so happi whenever we talk bc ure SO sweet n adorable n amazing !!! 🫶🫶🫶 i remember feeling shocked when u followed me n dropped by my inbox bc OMG !!! ITS ONE OF MY FAVORITE WRITERS !!! FOLLOWING SILLY LIL ME!!!! UJWJEKRKSJANABA 🤭 

@mondaymelon ꒱꒱ the silliest watermelon to ever watermelon in existence !! interacting w u n seeing the silly things u say never fail to make me laugh BWJERJRKRKIFG m so glad i was able to work up the courage to be moots w u bc lets js say. I DONT REGRET IT 😋😋 ure so lovably unpredictable ND UR ART IS SO NOMNOMNOM DEVOURED N DIGESTED TEEHEEE JSJSKAKAN UUUU i love u 💝💕💕💗

@https-furina ꒱꒱ AAAAAAA FINA FINA FINA !!!!!! UWAAHDHHRHF NSJSJ YIPPEE YIPPEE YIPPEE MY BELOVED POMERANIAN UUUUU RUNS AROUND IN A CIRCLE AROUND U we havent been mootsies for v long BUTBUT OMGG I ALWAYS HAVE THE FUNNEST TIME W U BC UWAAHH URE SO PRECIOUS N ADORABLE AAAAAA !!!! 🥺🥺 i still cant believe we ended up rambling to each other abt liyue hell family for eight hrs straight BUT IM NOT COMPLAINING BC IT FED N SOMEHOW SATIATED MY INNER ND OUTER DELULU 🫶💕💝💗💖🫶💕💝🤭💘 i love talking abt ocs w u HEJEKEJRH UR CHARACTERS R ALWAYS SO INTERESTING ?????? WHAT IS YOUR SECRET ???? /lh I WANNA GROW EVEN CLOSER W U IN 2024 MWAH MWAH LOVE U ALWAYS <333

@umgatochamadopercyval ꒱꒱ CLARACLARACLARA !!!! the cutie patootie sweetheart herself, in the flesh !!! sunshine in human form !! u have such an incredibly kind and beautiful soul UUUUU CRYING SOBBINH /pos I LOVE YOU SM love ur cat too btw JAJAJJAJ IM RLLY HOPING WE CAN INTERACT MORE OFTEN NEXT YEAR UWAAAHHJJH

to all my other moots who didnt make it on the list, M SO SORRYYYY DJJFN I JS NEED TO IMTERACT W U MORE SO I CAN HAVE MORE POSITIVE OPINIONS ABT U 😭 ITS NOTHING TO DO W U GUYS I PROMISE 🙏🙏 but w little conversation we have, i still appreciate each and every one of u 🫶🫶 KITH KITH MWAH once again, thank u sm for such an amazing year !!!! 💕💗💘🩷💝💖💖💕💗💘🫶🩷💝💕🫶

#W H E N I T E L L Y O U A L L I W A S V I B R A T I N G W H E N I W A S W R I T I N G T H I S #the shogun’s familiars.

[supgoddo]

Dawg I just remembered that I have a tumblr LMFAO

{Click for higher quality}

This is an art trade I did with @glowingneonduck :D

I am so sorry this took me a month and two weeks to finish

BUT IM REALLY PROUD WITH HOW THIS CAME OUT YIPPPE YIPPPE YIPPE

#storybots #digital art #storybot oc #ask the storybots #fanart #Heeb Hullabaloo #I LOVE HIS TATTOOS SM 10/10 #first time proud of the background #I d r e w e v e r y s i n g l e s t r a n d o n t h e r o p e

[biitchcakes]

gomez addams vc: look at her. i would die for her. i would kill for her.

#i am soOOoOoo #i have not stopped thinking about Her™️ #it reminds me of her alias fit !! #her hair !!! 🥰 #“you seem really fun in a surly way”💀 #( a e s t h e t i c . ) #( c o m i c s . ) #( e d i t s . ) #( v i s a g e . )

[darkheartedprince]

@kukyc sent: "i licked you so you’re mine now"

Riku was busy using his gummiphone as a [ [ c l e v e r ] ] distraction when he felt something wet and , arguably , [ [ s l i m e y ] ] grace his cheek . His mouth fell agape at the sensation as he was made practically stunned into submission at the action he had just witnessed .

" . . . Did you just - . . . ? "

He took a moment to process what had just happened , closing his aquamarine eyes for a moment . He took a slow , [ [ d e e p ] ] breath before he decided what he actually wanted to say . . . Or [ [ d o ] ] . He was always told to pick his battles . Sure , he'd behave . . . [ [ m o s t l y ] ] . On that note , Riku wiped the spit from his cheek then wiped his palm across Vanitas' cheek .

" . . . Try harder than that to own me . "

#x. c : v a n i t a s 5 #kukyc #x. h e a r t l e s s w h i s p e r s | i c a n s w e r e d #x. o o c | and so it begiiins <3 #x. s h o r t a n d s w e e t | c o n v o #x. d a w n a n d d a r k n e s s a r e n e v e r a l o n e a g a i n

[ruicchiii]

thank you nightbringer for existing and thus making me return back to my obey me fixation i have many thoughts about this

#ruiirambles #obey me #obey me nightbringer #nightbringer #dear god i absolutely adore how different it is compared to the og #tho i feel the rhythm is too;; uhh repeated (???) #i cant english its 2 AM and im sleepy #i feel like its a little bit repeptitive but idk it could be because of the fact that i practically am coming from twst so my #expectations are alot different and what im used to etcetc #also i still love satan even tho he’s (somewhat) the complete opposite of what OMSWD is #i ADORE the fact that they’re (the boys) are like #soooo much nicer in contrast to omswd #but at the same time its sorta eerie esp with lucifer LMAO #LUCIFER LAUGHS NOW ??? #OH AND ALSO DONT GET ME STARTED WITH THE LEVIATHAN TSL STUFF #THE WAY I CHOWE THE «oh SHIT we’re in TSL» option only to be greeted by #«wtf is tsl» FROM LEVIATHAN WAS D E V A S T A T I N G /hj #also i thought they like #by they i mean leviathan oops #accidentally left the maze game thing opened so i was like «jfc not this again» when he gently opened the door moment and got greeted by #—not lucifer #also i need to sleep #OH SPEAKING OF SLEEP #NIGHTBRINGER MAKES ME FORGET THE FACT THAT BELPHEGOR L I T E R A L L Y KILLED US #AND I GO aww belphie BUT THEN I REMEMBER #i still hold a grudge. #ok gn

[taichi-x-koushiro]

Digimon Adventure ~ Koushiro{u} Izumi x Taichi Yagami {KOUTAI} / {Taishiro[u]} / {TaiKou}

"In Paris I spent my first night in Montmartre. In all those nightclubs where now everyone is my friend I went from discovery to discovery. Everywhere I encountered the same warm, smiling welcome, the same excellent champagne…everywhere my cap, my light beige suit, and my suede shoes made a sensation." "Panama" Al Brown {x} {Queer History}

Digimon Adventure 25th Anniversary Pop-Up Shop {x} "DIGIGIFT" Official Calender/Wallpaper {x} (Note: Full version of latter contains #TheBeginningSpoilers for Taichi's full design, and a potential aftermath or in-between for the film!)

(Anyway, I need an A.U. like this where Taichi runs into +French-speaking Koushiro in France, {in Tri: Saikai, Koushiro is canonically attempting learning some French, and as the cap above shows, takes Koushiro's parents to a fancy French restaurant - it is also heavily implied it's Koushiro paying for their meal, as well as helping them order} and Taichi's "beige suit" and shoes "make a sensation" for someone we all Know...)

Fan Edit by @izzyizumi / koushirouizumi {Do Not Copy} {Do Not Remove Caption} {Do Not Re-post} {Do Not Reproduce My Works Under Any Circumstances}

#digigraphic #taishiro #koutai #taishirou #digigraphics #koushiroxtaichi #koushiro x taichi #taichixkoushiro #koutai au #koutaishiro #taishiro au #izzyizumi edit #queer taichi #mspec taichi #koushiros french #tri koushiro #2012 taichi #advs timeline: around 2k12 era if semi canon compliant #thebeginningspoiler #(b A N G S F I S T S D O W N) #(YEAH I FOUND A V. VERY FITTING Q U O T E EARLIER ON) #(The SECOND I saw new img I was like 'YES HI TAICHISAN') #(YEAH TAICHI YOU SHOW OFF THAT BEIGE SUIT) #(Even the part about shoe color and style almost seem F i t s) #*DO NOT TAG MY WORKS AS 'Q SLUR' OR ANY EQUIVALENT OR I WILL IMMEDIATELY HARDBLOCK WITHOUT WARNING {YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED}