#jeff blim

[stoneconeslober]

Jeff Blim’s Instagram Story - April 24 2024

#cinderellas castle #cinderella’s castle #jeff blim #starkid #team starkid

[myxisnothome]

On a scale of 1 to "seeing Jeff Blim as a father figure" how bad are your daddy issues?

#I think it's obvious where I am on the scale #I'm okay #(that's a lie) #meme #memes #jeff blim #starkid #team starkid #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #tgwdlm #npmd #starkid npmd #starkid memes #shitpost #shitposting

[moonytoastatmidnight]

Shoutout to Jeff Blim for being able to sit tied to that chair without moving AT ALL even as they're moving around him and pulling the blue shit off of his head like I probably would have broken character as soon as one of them came near me

#starkid #team starkid #the guy who didn't like musicals #tgwdlm #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #jeff blim

[blondephenobarbitol]

Sam Sweetly is my dream role and I'm tired of pretending it's not

#yes I'm a woman but I can be a toxic lesbian cop #his songs are perfectly in my range and that's a sign from the universe probably #sam sweetly #hatchetfield #tgwdlm #the guy who didn't like musicals #starkid #hatchetverse #jeff blim

[im-not-a-l0ser]

Red Alert! Red Alert! There is a Smosh Try Not To Laugh video with Starkid!! I love it so much! I did not know it existed until right now.

It's pretty good.

#guys #theres a fourth jerry #i met gary goldsteins's scamming father #starkid #nerdy prudes must die #smosh #jon matteson #angela giarratana #joey richter #lauren lopez #mariah rose faith #jeff blim #the guy who didn't like musicals #the barbaque Monologues

[conman167936]

#send this to people who aren’t Starkid fans #starkid #team starkid #starkid cinderella's castle #cinderella's castle #jeff blim

[miss-holloday]

the Hatchetfield plotline has me in a CHOKEHOLD

The new starkid actor who plays the character with a direct link to the musicals title (Jon [Paul], Angela [Lex], Will [Max])

The two characters that fall for each other over the course of the musical (Paulkins, Barneston, Lautski)

That interlude song about a musical that is a part of the Hatchetverse but has nothing to do with what's happening at that point in the show. (Workin' Boys, Santa Clause is Goin' to Highschool, The Barbeque Monologues)

The single dad who thinks he knows what’s best for his kid but is pretty misguided (Bill + Alice Woodward, Tom + Tim Houston, Solomon + Steph Lauter)

The song where everyone in town goes insane (La Dee Dah Dah Day, Feast or Famine, Hatchet Town)

Jeff Blim's commentary on something probably (America's Great Again, Made in America, Just For Once)

And now to interrupt our segment - DAN AND DONNA WITH THE HATCHETFIELD ACTION NEWS

That one CREEPY AF song that comes out of nowhere (Join Us (And Die), Do You Want to Play, The Summoning)

The “smoke club” gesture

That part of the musical where a main character almost dies but then is saved by someone appearing on stage. (Paul + McNamara, Lex + McNamara, Pete + Max)

Then there's that one character who's morality was already questionable but then they give into the eldritch gods without any supernatural coercion (Prof. Hidgens, Linda Monroe, Grace Chastity)

Those precious few seconds where you think everything is going to be alright but the apocalypse lives on

Oh, and Paul Matthews and Emma Perkins finding each other… as they always do

#hatchetverse #starkid #tgwdlm #bf #npmd #hatchetfield #paulkins #lautski #barneston #bill woodward #Alice Woodward #tom houston #tim houston #solomon lauter #stephanie lauter #jeff blim #john mcnamara #Lex foster #max jägerman #peter spankoffski #professor hidgens #linda monroe #grace chasity #nightmare time #nmt

[screenshotsonpinterest]

If Jeff Blim didn’t want me to summon the lords in black he shouldn’t have made the chant to summon them so fucking catchy

#pokoooooothoo #bliklootep #t’noooooooy keraaaxis #nibblelinephym #wiggoog wiggoog y’rath #ah oh ah oh #starkid npmd #nerdy prudes must die #npmd spoilers #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #starkid #lords in black #jeff blim #pokotho #bliklotep #t’noy karaxis #wiggly #wiggog y'wrath #pokey #nibbly #blinky #tinky #thought I had

[teranobriss]

I forget if it was Mariah or someone else who said it but someone mentioned a while ago how funny it would be to re-perform tgwdlm but with everyone's roles just picked from a hat and I haven't stopped thinking about it since.

Just imagine the chaos: Jon as Charlotte. Mariah strolling in as Mr. Davidson. Emma played by Jeff Blim. Corey popping up as the Greenpeace girl.

The things I'd do to see this

#starkid #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #team starkid #mariah rose faith #jon matteson #the guy who didn't like musicals #tgwdlm #jeff blim #emma perkins

[godsiero]

i’m literally shaking, crying, and throwing up for everybody to read this if you even care a little bit about nerdy prudes must die

you guys, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, when you are making your npmd song rankings and doing your commentary i am BEGGING YOU to LISTEN to the music underscoring lauren lopez when she’s singing her face off in “just for once.”

i CANNOT watch ONE MORE video where somebody brings up the “cool as i think i am” motif coming back up during “nerdy prudes must die,” “if i loved you reprise,” and “dirty dudes must die” AND NOBODY KNOWS THAT IT IS ALSO IN “JUST FOR ONCE” BECAUSE JEFF BLIM IS A SNEAKY BASTARD AND HE DECIDED TO UNDERSCORE RUTH SCREAMING HER DREAMS WITH HER WHOLE CHEST WITH THE SAME FUCKING MOTIF.

go listen to “just for once” again, and when lauren lopez gets on her knees in the climax of the song and starts absolutely devouring her three just for once’s, during that build and build and build, THE MOTIF WE ALL KNOW AND LOVE OF “if i can finally be cool i will know that i’m not a loser” IS FUCKING PLAYING.

PLEASE I AM BEGGING YOU!! I AM ON MY KNEES SHAKING!!

AND ANOTHER THING

THE MOTIF SHOWS UP WHEN YOU THINK SOMEBODY IS ABOUT TO DIE. IT IS SUPPOSED TO COME UP WHEN SOMEBODY HAS THE POTENTIAL OF DYING. THEY DO NOT HAVE TO DIE. BUT AFTER MAX DIES THE MOTIF RETURNS EVERY TIME THEY WANT YOU TO THINK SOMEBODY IS GOING TO DIE. IT PLAYS WHEN RICHIE DOES DIE. IT PLAYS WHEN RUTH DOES DIE. IT PLAYS WHEN WE THINK PETE IS ABOUT TO DIE. IT PLAYS WHEN GRACE IS ABOUT TO KILL JASON. PLEASE.

#starkid #starkid npmd #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #hatchetfield #ruth fleming #jeff blim #lauren lopez #jeff blim you sneaky bastard

[the-real-team-starkid]

Final Casting Reveal Unlocked! Jeff Blim will be your guide into The Lands That Are as the Narrator. Storyteller and song singer, he shall weave a spellbinding tale. Thank you SO MUCH for helping us fund our goal in less than 30 HOURS!!! We're so grateful and excited to continue this journey! This month is going to be filled with fun events and livestreams, so be sure to keep your Saturdays open!!

#starkid events #starkid #team starkid #kickstarter #Cinderella's Castle #Cinderella #thelandsthatare #The Lands That Are #Jeff Blim

[the-nightshade-crypt]

FOR ANY OF YOU WHO DIDNT KNOW

JON MATTESON AND JEFF BLIM WENT LIVE ON TWITCH TO WATCH NERDY PRUDES MUST DIE

AND DURING "COOLER THAN I THINK I AM"

JON SAYS TO JEFF THAT HE REALLY RESONATED WITH THE SONG AND HES SURE A LOT OF NERDS AND PEOPLE WHO WERE BULLY REALLY CONNECTED WITH IT

BUT THIS MEANS THAT WHEN JON (AS RICHIE) SANG "IM NOT A LOSER" DURING "NERDY PRUDES MUST DIE" AND EVERYONES SCREAMING ABOUT HOW EMOTIONAL IT WAS HE WAS LITERALLY FEELING THOSE EMOTIONS

WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE SOBBING RN IM LITERALLY A WRECK FUCK THIS IS SO AMAZING

#nerdy prudes must die #starkid #npmd #hatchetfield #npmd spoilers #starkid npmd #nerdy prudes spoilers #max jagerman #richie lipschitz #hatchetverse #jon matteson #jeff blim #sobbing crying screaming being destroyed breaking down

[atoneofconscious]

Onion Headlines in Hatchetfield

#ted spankoffski #henry hidgens #hey melissa #tnoy karaxis #t’noy karaxis #the guy who didn’t like musicals #black friday #nerdy prudes must die #the hatchetfield universe #team starkid #hatchetfield #hatchetfield universe #joey ritcher #jeff blim #mariah rose faith #Mariah rose faith Castillos #curt mega #the lords in black #lords in black #tinky npmd #tinky starkid

[long-live-cardigans]

so real of you jon

#starkid #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #jon matteson #jeff blim #joey richter

[blondephenobarbitol]

my favourite physical gag in any Hatchetfield show ever is in 'What Do You Want, Paul?' when Mr. Davidson mimes the outline of a woman but doesn't stop at two curves and in fact keeps drawing curves all the way to the floor.

I just know he would've kept going if the floor wasnt there. Infinite curves. The ideal woman is actually just a really tall snowman

#tgwdlm #mr davidson #paul matthews #jeff blim #jon matteson #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #starkid #team starkid #npmd #black friday #the guy who didn't like musicals #nmt

[lemonyoatmilk]

Since the lords in black wears different clothing depending on who's summoning them, what do y'all think they were wearing when the cultists used to summon them?

I imagine it's something like a 20th century high society party

Wiggly's the lord of the house, with an ornate suit

Nibbly's the spoiled little princess, with an extravagant gown

Tinky's the kooky mad scientist, with a Dr Frankenstein get up

Blinky's the trespassing press, with a reporter's outfit

Pokey's the actor and honoured guest, with an even more ornate suit and a gala mask

BONUS:

Webby's the rebel that runs off, wearing normal working class clothes, echoing Anastasia maybe?

Best part of this is that it can be in any time period depending on who's summoning them

#starkid #hatchetfield #nerdy prudes must die #black friday #nightmare time #nightmare time spoilers #wiggog y'wrath #wiggly #jon matteson #nibblenephim #nibbly #kim whalen #nick lang #t'noy karaxis #tinky #curt mega #jeff blim #bliklotep #blinky #lauren lopez #james tolbert #pokotho #corey dorris #webby #mariah rose faith