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Is this anything

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*watching Who Framed Rodger Rabit*

Max: We should go as Rodger and Jessica for Halloween.

Richie: You're not getting me into a dress like that.

Max: *genuine confusion*

Max: Uh... Duh?

#this is giivng me ideas #<prev #pursue them #i know 24 already drew them #but you can do it too #or fuckin #a write would be good too #whatever your ideas are #do them #just do it #dont let your dreams be dreams #is that the quote?

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The autistic urge to have a breakdown after a long day at work where you didn't eat because you didnt want the food there, and then you prepared the toaster oven for your dinner, and your dad closes the toaster oven and you start crying because he threw off your expectations of the situation, and then you learn you don't have chimichangas, which is fucking crazy because your family has always had chimichangas in the house since like... last year, and that just breaks you completely. And then you walk into the living room to get on the tv and you want to just ask like a normal person, but you just immediately start crying because you're hardly keeping it together.

You know that urge?

#tw vent #chimichangas #autism #the autistic urge #might write a hurt/comfort for this idk maybe #i havent eaten in ten hours

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NEW NIGHTMARE TIME I'M LOSING MY SHIT WE'RE SO BACK

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*watching Who Framed Rodger Rabit*

Max: We should go as Rodger and Jessica for Halloween.

Richie: You're not getting me into a dress like that.

Max: *genuine confusion*

Max: Uh... Duh?

#richie: oh *catches on fire from the idea of max in a dress like that* #my friend evan cosplayed jess and rodger #and they did very well #multi_fandom_geek #is their user im pretty sure #go check it out #starkid #nerdy prudes must die #richie lipschitz #max jagerman #michie #incorrect quotes

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Pls draw Max and Richie in Halloween costumes; Richie as Rodger Rabbit and Max as Jessica Rabbit

What have I created….

#my american dumbass reading the tags: #“arent you like 19???” #in my defense #i probably wont even drink when i turn 21 #thay sounds awful tbh

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Dan Reynolds (action news, weekdays at 10 pm) has more simps than you do.

#starkid #nerdy prudes must die #nightmare time #witch in the web #dan reynolds #i am dan reynolds

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Max has accidentally deterred a girl by asking her to peg him, and the only reasons she didn't tell anyone is because she thought rejecting the opportunity to peg him was more embarrassing than him asking to be pegged.

#nsfw #nsft #starkid #nerdy prudes must die #max jagerman #cant change my mind tbh

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My holy ghost hating ass: 🧍

the michies and the holyghost shippers need to form a coalition. it's us against the world (not really, i just joined a hf server and was kind of shocked to see that everyone kind of universally hated both of those ships. it's nbd and i'm not like, upset that they're unpopular in this corner of the hatchet fandom but I'm obsessed with them and I wanted to talk about it ):)

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#i want to be clear here #i hate THE SHIP #not THE SHIPPERS! #if you ship holyghost and i dont like you #its not because you ship holyghost #im pretty sure one of my moots ships both michie and holyghost #and theyre really cool #this is all very '/lh'

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When do we see Max around Zeek...?

#/gen

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Time for a prompt I'm too scared to send into someone's ask box; let's go!

Five Times Richie acts like he doesn't find Max's muscles super hot, and the one time he caves and is very honest about it.

#richie is a tsundere fight me #pre and post relationship #starkid #nerdy prudes must die #richie lipschitz #max jagerman #michie #jagerschitz #5+1 #if youre drawing it you can just do one of each

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Ngl, I'm surprised that no, not at all won.

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Flashback to the time I told my big sister (read: the only not trans of my siblings) that I wanted to call myself Jared and she said I shouldn't do that because of Jared from Subway and ProJared.

An actual thing she told me. Don't name yourself Jared because there are other people named Jared who suck.

#transgender #i have 5 sibs #and shes the only not trans one #she also peer pressured me into a name i dont like around the house #because it 'fit me' #i dont enjoy being around her now #for a multitude of reasons #jared kleinman #yes it wouldve been after jared kleinman #but she didnt know that

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Flashback to the time I told my big sister (read: the only not trans of my siblings) that I wanted to call myself Jared and she said I shouldn't do that because of Jared from Subway and ProJared.

An actual thing she told me. Don't name yourself Jared because there are other people named Jared who suck.

#transgender #i have 5 sibs #and shes the only not trans one #she also peer pressured me into a name i dont like around the house #because it 'fit me' #i dont enjoy being around her now #for a multitude of reasons #jared kleinman #yes it wouldve been after jared kleinman #but she didnt know that

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I went bowling today.

My nail broke.

#it was just my thumb #so it didnt ruin the #nerdy nail art #but still ;(

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Running into two NPMD fans irl. Very strange, but good.

#starkid #nerdy prudes must die

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Former fwb Kleinphy where the first line of Sincerely, Me is based on an actual text message Jared received from Connor one night.

#dear evan hansen #jared kleinman #connor murphy #kleinphy #conman #jared x connor #connor x jared #connor murphy x jared kleinman #jared kleinman x connor murphy #sincerely me