#michie

[fridgrave2-0]

i hc that richie lives with paul, but their house is too far from hatchetfield high, so paul needs to drive richie at school every morning. but paul starts his work earlier, so richie spends an extra hour there doing nothing before his first period

when max joined the group, he offered richie to drive him at school instead of paul because they live close. sometimes while paul is about to leave home max arrives and just hang outs with richie before school. or sometimes he sleeps

#max jagerman #richie lipschitz #michie #paul matthews #npmd #nerdy prudes must die

[kairithemang0]

kaiii can u doodle me a lil michie moment,,,, /nf

grrrrr I haven't done michie stuff in aGES!!!

Realized I've never drawn anything for them, or drawn Max. Oh well, this exists now I guess.

#starkid #team starkid #hatchetfield #michie #richie lipschitz #max jagerman #nerdy prudes must die #art requests #thanks for the request!

[blazethestarshipranger]

Kyle-after watching max blush when Richie said hi to him "Uh oh~"

Max-"what?"

Kyle-"somebody's in love~"

Max-"Yeah right...I just think riches cool alright? It's not like I lay awake at night thinking about them"

Later that night

Max- is wide awake "Uh oh"

#npmd #nerdy prudes must die #richie lipschitz #max jagerman #michie

[noplacelikelondon58]

small richie lore drops from jon's NPMD stream

he itches his arms as a tic

he felt the worst about max's death

he doesn't have very good hygiene

he thought by saying that he's not a loser he might be spared by jagerman because of anime logic

pete/joey was the only one that showed concern about richie's death

bonus:

jeff blim is cannonically in the hatchetverse

#richard lipschitz #richie lipschitz #richie lipshitz #all the different spellings lmao #max jagerman #michie #michie shippers going feral rn #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #starkid

[im-not-a-l0ser]

I'm a firm believer that Max is not the kind of asshole who stoops as low as to deadname his victims.

Like, say for instance, Richie were a trans man. If someone tries to bully him by deadnaming him, they bullier will be punched in the throat.

Everyone at Hatchetfield is an alley under the command of Maxwell Jagerman.

#i saw my deadname today #i made fluff out of it #after having a breakdown #but we're not gonna talk about that #nerdy prudes must die #richie lipschitz #max jagerman #richie lipschitz x max jagerman #max jagerman x richie lipschitz #max x richie #richie x max #michie #secret relationship michie anyone? #lmao max began being an alley bc of richie #but it just kinda stuck #starkid

[petes-5yr-cocoa]

yeah idk what to title this one we got a bit of everything bruv

+ shoutout to @ihavenoideamanokay for the wonderful idea that bailey & richie are related

richie has like 23.62 uncles now in my head & you can pry that from my cold dead hands

Those teenagers scare the living shit outta me

Putting the “fun” in “disfunctional”

#max was his secret boyfriend freshman year #before he dumped richie & started bullying him bc he was insecure #dw he’ll get a redemption arc eventually #whether he likes it or not >:) #nerdy prudes must die #npmd incorrect quotes #starkid nerdy prudes must die #team starkid #starkid incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #michie #jägerschitz #richie lipschitz #paul matthews #tgwdlm #incorrect hatchetfield #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #beanies #emma perkins #paulkins #officer bailey #lex foster #ethan green #lexthan #dikrats

[itsdefinitely]

if u can can u draw michie plz..,... im so (not) normal abt them..,.....

hey guys have you ever heard about michie do you know that they are silly have you heard about them before hello hello come back why are you running away

#id in alt text #max jagerman #richie lipschitz #michie #nerdy prudes must die #hatchetfield #definitely art #“richie can i hold your books” “max these arent textbooks this is a manga” “oh. can i hold them anyway”

[daiwild]

Fanart for a snippet of chapter 4 from @whowillprayforyou 's fic Won't you pray for me?

AHHH GAY PEOPLE!!!! AHH GAY TENSION!! 👹

#im a sucker for. two dudes who r totally gay fr each other but neither of them know it yet #plse read the actual fic my art cant do it jsutice LOL i just think abt this scene a lot #how tf do prople make comics itd so hard LOL #ALSO DRAWING MAX WITHOUT THE JACKET IS LIKE CRUEL #michie #max jagerman #richie lipschitz #max x richie #npmd fanart #nerdy prudes must die #daiwild #run achilles

[nectorbruise]

So what if nerdy prudes must die was actually about Richie and max secretly dating and max dresses up as both his fears: being gay and ghosts. So um their fruity, what about it! I want to make them a Spotify playlist and condemn them to ghost hunts and attack on titan rewatches

#nector art! #nmpd #nerdy prudes must die #michie #uhhhh #thanks for requesting! #I’m only gonna think about them now #mine #mine to rotate in my diseased skull #richie lipschitz #max jagerman

[frongle444]

why can't they just be happy :(

unshaded vers. under cut

#nerdy prudes must die #npmd #starkid #hatchetfield #my art #grace chasity #richie lipschitz #ruth fleming #max jagerman #peter spankoffski #stephanie lauter #lautski #michie #i dont know anything abt anime but richie's tie def has anime things on #frongle444art

[merrinpippy]

max jagerman canonically perceives the audience enough to tell them to shut up so i think he should notice the audience reaction to richie and be like hang on What is all the noise about here. and try to figure out what the audience sees in him. are you seeing where i'm going with this

#nerdy prudes must die #npmd #michie #max jagerman x richie lipschitz #richie lipschitz #richie lipschitz x max jagerman #max jagerman #starkid

[fridgrave2-0]

how richie lives / how max lives

#richie lipschitz #max jagerman #michie #npmd #nerdy prudes must die

[kairithemang0]

https://youtu.be/25fjiJgfPF8?si=2XSz7HArM3_nXpVb

[Richie puts on some music, then goes to Max. The two get together for a kiss(They couldn't lmao) ]

[Until they hear the door open]

Paul, opening the door: 🤨

[once Paul gets inside, everything looks normal, no music on, just Richie reading a manga to Max]

Richie: So, that's the end of chapter nine.

Richie: Oh! Uncle Paul!

Richie panicked and grabbed his AOT volumes

Hatchetfield Vines p5

#starkid #team starkid #hatchetfield #richie lipschitz #max jagerman #paul matthews #michie #Hatchetfield vines

[sweaty-confetti]

page one of the (very short) max jagerman redemption comic with richie. bonus points if you can figure out where the dialogue is from !

i didn’t give richie the trademark terrifying jon matteson blue eyes because he doesn’t deserve that

#emo moss talks #emo moss draws #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #max jagerman #maxwell jagerman #richie lipschitz #richard lipschitz #this isn’t michie but I guess I can tag it as that anyway #michie #starkid #starkid fanart #starkid npmd #team starkid #nerdy prudes #nerdy prudes fanart #npmd fanart

[theonlymadmanonmars]

What your favorite Hatchetfield ship says about you.

Paul x Emma: You just want good things for Paul.

Paul x Ted: You Just want good things for Ted.

Ted x Bill: You are a connoisseur of the enemies/Rivals to lovers trope.

Ted x Tinky: You used to ship Billdip. And/or you're a monster fucker.

Paul x Bill: You are a connoisseur of the best friends to lovers trope.

Ted x Charlotte: You Believe cheating on your husband is ethical in some circumstances. You're correct.

Mr Davidson x Carol: You really wanna be choked out in bed.

Ted x Emma: You love sarcastic asswholes.

Deb x Alice: You are an angsty teenager.

Sam x Zoey: You think morally grey people are hot.

Sam x Charlotte: You are clinging hard to that broken Relationship and/or the child of a divorce you never really got over.

Ethan x Lex: You think a sweet delinquent is the best thing ever, and you just want Ethan to be happy. You also live for angst.

Tom x Becky: You believe that no matter how your first relationship is you can find love again.

Linda x Gerald: You think Morally grey women and their supportive husbands are hot.

Dan x Donna: You really like background ships, and think characters are more interesting when you have to work to learn things about them.

Peter x Steph: You're incredibly wholesome and just want them both to be happy.

Ruth x Steph: You just want Ruth to be happy.

Peter x Richie: You Believe in Best friends to lovers and you are an awkward teenager

Ruth x Richie: You love nerdy best friends who support each other when no one else will.

Peter x Ruth: You think joke flirting should always lead to real flirting.

Grace x Steph: Why have enemies to Lover or friends to lovers when you can't have Frenemies to Lovers.

Ruth x Grace: You love unhinged girlfriends.

Max X Richie: You want good things for Max.

Max x Grace: You think a couple who could take over the world together is the best kind of couple.

Brooke X Richie: You definitely have a whole personality and backstory for Brooke conducted in your head. You love background Characters and Desperately want Richie to be happy.

Linda X Becky: You love Enemies to Lovers and Absolutely stan Linda as you should.

Let me know if I missed anything!

#paul mathews #emma perkins #ted spankoffski #bill woodward #alice woodward #deb tgwdlm #sam sweetly #charolette #halogear #michie #lautski #ethan green #lex foster #tom houston #becky barnes #peter spankoffski #stephanie lauter #steph lauter #ruth fleming #richie lipschitz #grace chasity #maxwell jagerman #max jagerman #zoey chambers #ted x charlotte #chai coffee #paulkins #lexthan #Dan x Donna

[ask-richie]

Knock knock ya fucking nerd! We got a $20 million dollar date to go on!

-@Ask-Max-Jägerman

[Richie opens his door and gives Max a smile.]

I still can’t believe we’re being paid to do this.

#ask richie lipschitz #hatchetblr #hatchetfield rp #Michie