#solomon lauter

[lovelautski]

this is steph and solomon coded

#starkid #hatchetfield #steph lauter #solomon lauter #nerdy prudes must die #wiggly

[man-down-in-hatchet-town]

truly a perfect set of tweets.

#Corey as Mariah's dad is one of my favorite running gags in Starkid #I love them #corey dorris #mariah rose faith casillas #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #starkid #hatchetfield #steph lauter #solomon lauter

[miss-holloday]

the Hatchetfield plotline has me in a CHOKEHOLD

The new starkid actor who plays the character with a direct link to the musicals title (Jon [Paul], Angela [Lex], Will [Max])

The two characters that fall for each other over the course of the musical (Paulkins, Barneston, Lautski)

That interlude song about a musical that is a part of the Hatchetverse but has nothing to do with what's happening at that point in the show. (Workin' Boys, Santa Clause is Goin' to Highschool, The Barbeque Monologues)

The single dad who thinks he knows what’s best for his kid but is pretty misguided (Bill + Alice Woodward, Tom + Tim Houston, Solomon + Steph Lauter)

The song where everyone in town goes insane (La Dee Dah Dah Day, Feast or Famine, Hatchet Town)

Jeff Blim's commentary on something probably (America's Great Again, Made in America, Just For Once)

And now to interrupt our segment - DAN AND DONNA WITH THE HATCHETFIELD ACTION NEWS

That one CREEPY AF song that comes out of nowhere (Join Us (And Die), Do You Want to Play, The Summoning)

The “smoke club” gesture

That part of the musical where a main character almost dies but then is saved by someone appearing on stage. (Paul + McNamara, Lex + McNamara, Pete + Max)

Then there's that one character who's morality was already questionable but then they give into the eldritch gods without any supernatural coercion (Prof. Hidgens, Linda Monroe, Grace Chastity)

Those precious few seconds where you think everything is going to be alright but the apocalypse lives on

Oh, and Paul Matthews and Emma Perkins finding each other… as they always do

#hatchetverse #starkid #tgwdlm #bf #npmd #hatchetfield #paulkins #lautski #barneston #bill woodward #Alice Woodward #tom houston #tim houston #solomon lauter #stephanie lauter #jeff blim #john mcnamara #Lex foster #max jägerman #peter spankoffski #professor hidgens #linda monroe #grace chasity #nightmare time #nmt

[wardback]

Can someone remind me how Corey Dorris plays both Bill "i can't live in a world without my daughter" Woodward AND Solomon "im trying to have an intelligent conversation with you stephanie, in other words, shut up" Lauter

I'd kill for bill and id just kill solomon

#corey dorris is such a powerhouse he deserves all the love #corey dorris #starkid #hatchefield #tgwdlm #npmd #bill woodward #solomon lauter #the guy who didnt like musicals #nerdy prudes must die

[its-short-for-jackalope]

no thoughts today, only ✨️memes✨️ (1/3)

Bailey's stripper jacket my beloved

#jack jabbers #hatchetfield #starkid #hatchetfield memes #incorrect quotes #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #black friday musical #workin' boys #stephanie lauter #solomon lauter #miss tessburger #steph lauter #officer bailey #gary goldstein #linda monroe #wilbur cross #general john macnamara #lex foster #professor hidgens #paul matthews #emma perkins #paulkins

[itsdefinitely]

(they're kind of old by now, but here's 1 and 2)

#wiggog y'rath #lords in black #solomon lauter #nerdy prudes must die #hatchetfield #id in alt text #definitely art #was struck by the sudden and desperate urge to draw this #ive had this planned out for months i just got too caught up in requests #i might redraw the old ones. maybe. no promises #also as for what happened to miss tessburger. well :) #happy easter im celebrating by bringing this back from the dead (my wip folder)

[inamindfarfaraway]

Stephanie Lauter is initially defined by her archetype as the popular girl in high school, but she must have been so lonely before Pete. Her mother is dead. Her father hates her and makes no attempt to hide it except to protect his reputation, constantly insulting, belittling and exerting authority over her when he isn’t busy with politics. She talks back to him, but doesn’t deny his descriptions of her. Miss Tessburger is the same. Her apparent friendships with the other cool kids, the kind of people who openly state the belief that looks are everything (not so different a paradigm to the one her father lives by), seem to be shallow and distant. Max rules the main popular clique with an iron fist to the point that they all stop bullying immediately and the school’s rigid social hierarchy crumbles once his influence is gone; and yet despite him having enough respect for her to try to protect her from what he believed were the undead during the prank, she was unaware of how big a problem his bullying was until she saw what he did to Pete, so she can’t have ever been that enmeshed in his circle. She dismisses her kindness to the losers as “the bare minimum” rather than lean into the potential for real friendships with them or leverage it to have power in this new group. It’s almost as if she doesn’t want to mislead them into thinking that she’s worth their time.

She’s cool because she acts like she doesn’t care about anything, and why would she? Life has never given her anything to care about. In fact, it’s punished her for caring. No matter what she does, her dad tells her that she’s worthless and stupid, so she stops trying to do well in school and starts sneaking out to parties full of alcohol and following through on flirting with the football players. She might as well make her body feel alive, as she can’t fix the fuck-up in her skull. Her phone is legitimately what she cherishes most in life. It can’t love her back or hug her or make the real world better, but at least it gives her an escape. It’s her space to control. Her pictures that she likes to look at, her music that drives her dad’s words out of her head. Her private conversations with people she chooses. At least it’s hers. (It isn’t. Her dad has been bugging it since she was twelve.)

Then Pete is nice to her, and in two weeks he becomes what she cherishes most.

Then she has to kill him. And shouldn’t she have seen this coming? Shouldn’t she have learned her lesson by now? Caring just means you have something to lose. That’s why she never wanted to love him like she does.

She pulls the trigger.

#and even though he’s okay with it and they both live she has to live with that forever #by the end he’s lost richie and ruth but still has his parents and ted #she has nobody except him #help i thought too hard about the fun cool girl and now i’m sad #she wanted #she NEEDED #the kind of love from someone else #stephanie lauter #steph lauter #solomon lauter #hatchetfield #nerdy prudes must die #npmd

[zestysharkwolf]

I really like making these

#starkid #team starkid #nerdy prudes must die #hatchetfield #mark chasity #karen chasity #ruth fleming #max jagerman #grace chasity #Solomon lauter #richie lipschitz #richard lipschitz #boy jerry #officer bailey #dan reynolds #donna daggit #steph lauter #stephanie lauter #peter spankoffski #pete spankoffski

[teranobriss]

"If he gets me next, make it three"

Sorry, Mayor Lauter. But you were, indeed, actually four

#starkid #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #team starkid #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #solomon lauter #corey dorris #npmd spoilers #hatchet town

[ruthflemwad]

*to the tune of everybody by the backstreet boys* hatchetfield textposts back alright

#hatchetfield #starkid #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #nightmare time #miss holloway #ruth fleming #max jagerman #kyle clauger #jason jepson #ted spankoffski #stephanie lauter #linda monroe #grace chasity #peter spankoffski #i hope you all still think i am funny #solomon lauter

[zulainsanity]

doodle of the gang on their way to witchwood forrest... had to do something while rewatching it for the gazillionth time with my friend so here u go

#npmd #starkid #starkid npmd #nerdy prudes must die #stephanie lauter #steph lauter #pete spankoffski #peter spankoffski #lautski #grace chasity #solomon lauter

[peterfankoffski]

Headcanon that when Steph was like 12-14ish Solomon decided “okay she needs to see what real politics are like so she can be a proper fucking Lauter” and has her sit in on an Important Meeting but kicks her out just as quickly because the moment Solomon says “let’s get down to business” Steph said “to defeat the Huns” without a beat

#she probably did it as a way to leave tbh #team starkid #starkid #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #steph lauter #stephanie lauter #solomon lauter #NPMD #nerdy prudes must die #nightmare time 2 #abstinence camp

[keepthebeanscool]

lautski^2 everyone

#this is insane but i’m kind of here for it #ted spankoffski #solomon lauter #hatchetfield #starkid #jaspers art

[rentumblsstuff]

#starkid #npmd #nightmare time #stephanie lauter #solomon lauter #this came to me in a vision #hatchetfield

[lovelautski]

something about steph hearing “i’m trying to have an intelligent conversation with you stephanie, in other words, shut up" from her dad versus pete telling her “you’re as smart as i know you are”

lautski you’re forever on my mind

#starkid #hatchetfield #nerdy prudes must die #steph lauter #solomon lauter #peter spankoffski #lautski

[fuzzybrainss]

Silly I made

#starkid #nerdy prudes must die #peter spankoffski #solomon lauter #stephanie lauter