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harmonizingsunsets · 6 months

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Running Gags in Hatchetfield Musicals pt 8 | Pete’s love of hot chocolate and suspenders

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pokotho · 6 months

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ok every keeps saying grace was possessed by the lords in black at the end of npmd but she did the exact same thing at the end of abstinence camp and the lords in black didn't show up once in that episode. they weren't even mentioned. barely even alluded to

and yet both stories end with grace actively threatening the lives of her peers with a brutal demise if they stray from celibacy. guys i dont think she was possessed i think grace is just Like That

#grace chasity #npmd spoilers #starkid #hatchetfield #nerdy prudes must die spoilers #nerdy prudes must die #nightmare time #npmd #abstinence camp

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booigi-boi · 6 months

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"Property of Theodore Spankoffski"

A tear comes to Pete's eye.

"He's with me always"

Anyway, I love seeing people's reactions when they learn Pete is Ted's brother 🐐 The goat bros 🐐💛

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ssszlami · 2 months

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the thing about the spankoffski brothers is that ted tries so hard to have rizz but simply does not

meanwhile pete puts 0% into being attractive and then in multiple universes steph talks to him for like a minute and instantly falls in love with him

and i love them both dearly

#spankoffski bros #ted spankoffski #peter spankoffski #starkid #hatchetfield #petes got that accidental rizz #tgwdlm #nerdy prudes must die #team starkid #hatchetverse #the guy who didn't like musicals #npmd #nightmare time #abstinence camp #time bastard

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just-some-normal-jessica · 3 months

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woe. jon character lineup be upon ye

individual sillies under the cut

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blondephenobarbitol · 3 months

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Grace and Richie are actually underrated as a duo because Grace would be like "No I would never hold anyone's hand. I learned at summer camp that if I hold contact with a boy for more than a few seconds my skin will start to burn off."

And Richie would be like "that's so real I get overstimulated too."

#wrote this into a fic but physically could not hold back from making this joke for another minute #hatchetfield #starkid #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #richie lipschitz #grace chasity #jon matteson #angela giarratana #hatchtverse #nmt #nmt2 #abstinence camp #tgwdlm

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rentumblsstuff · 1 month

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Steph posts dance TikToks even though she sucks at dancing (she still thinks it’s fun and people think she’s just bad ironically so she’s still cool) and the first time she made Pete do one with her he hit ALL THE SCHMOVES and the comments were exclusively any variation of “GO WHITE BOY GO”

#hatchetfield #starkid #stephanie lauter #peter spankoffski #lautski #abstinence camp #npmd #lautski headcanon #NM2 headcanon #npmd headcanons

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peanutsmixedwithjuice · 1 month

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this is so stupid

#never doing this again #it takes up my storage :(#team starkid #starkid #hatchetfield #nightmare time #stephanie lauter #grace chasity #abstinence camp #what are these called i forgot

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lucreziaborgiagf · 2 months

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nightmare time: abstinence camp (starkid, 2021)

#starkid #nightmare time #id in alt text #rey told me to post this #i have… so many thoughts about them #i did make myself laugh with this though #so i apologise if it’s been done #abstinence camp #boy jerry #girl jeri #hatchetverse #hatchetfield #the hatchetfield series

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random-jot · 6 months

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#dropout #dropout tv #make some noise #sam reich #starkid #nightmare time #abstinence camp #boy jerry #girl jeri #jon matteson #kim whalen

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itsdefinitely · 4 months

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i am. diseased

#id in alt text #boy jerry #girl jeri #nightmare time 2 #abstinence camp #hatchetfield #definitely art #i have an illness its called boy jerry #hes infesting my thoughts #if you cant handle me at my jerryposting you dont deserve me at my spankoffposting

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harmonizingsunsets · 6 months

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Running Gags in Hatchetfield Musicals pt 9 | Grace Chasity being called a Nerdy Prude

#grace chasity #npmd #abstinence camp #nightmare time #perky’s buds #gwdlm #StarKid #nerdy prudes must die #stephanie lauter #angela giarratana #mariah rose faith #mariah rose faith casillas #the guy who didn't like musicals #hatchetfield musicals #hatchetfield #bill woodward

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teranobriss · 2 months

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No context background Jerries for your viewing pleasure

#starkid #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #team starkid #jon matteson #kim whalen #boy jerry #girl jeri #abstinence camp #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #nightmare time #nightmare time 2 #gifset

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second-best-sibling · 4 months

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Hatchetfield as text posts part 4

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 5

#hatchetfield #hatchetverse #starkid #tgwdlm #black friday #black friday starkid #nerdy prudes must die #lex foster #paul matthews #emma perkins #ted spankoffski #sam sweetly #zoey chambers #professor hidgens #henry hidgens #boy jerry #workin boys #abstinence camp

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archgabrielangel · 3 months

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she ripped that Virginity Rocks tshirt off me but luckily i was wearing a second, smaller Virginity Rocks tshirt underneath

#has anyone else done this #my starkid obsession has been reignited #theres no stopping me now #nmt2 #nightmare time 2 #abstinence camp #starkid #hatchetverse

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some-fantastic-kay · 2 months

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if I had a nickle for every time Kim Whalen played a mom who taught her kid christian traditional values of abstinence but then the kid took them a little too seriously and got corrupted and started killing people I would have 2 nickles which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

#starkid #hatchetfield #girl jeri #karen chasity #nerdy prudes must die #abstinence camp #nmt2 #nightmare time #kim whalen #grace chasity

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