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Im starting to have a sneaking suspicion the people at starkid dont like mamma mia!
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Mamma Mia! a terrible show about sad women singing ABBA. A truly miserable experience. I can't stress that enough. This show will make you despise ABBA as well as all musicals. You'll never want to listen to ABBA's two good songs ever again. Beware friend, beware. Abandon all hope ye who enter here
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wardback · 17 hours
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There was a new LGBT+ acronym, and it was twig etc. (it had to be in lowercase for some reason). It stood for trans, Welsh, intersex, and gay. Everyone else was etc. It was very controversial.
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wardback · 17 hours
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IM SO SICK OF YOU ALL
No nuance allowed. please share for a bigger sample 💕💕💕💕💕
*by eat i mean how do you prefer your cereal.
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wardback · 17 hours
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wardback · 18 hours
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Dolly Parton has come to do a show in my town. We couldn't afford tickets, so me and my mom sold my stepdad so we could go.
It turned out that we sold him to Dolly Parton, she made him sing with her and then she gave him back.
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wardback · 18 hours
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actually, I think spiders georg should be counted. just because he's the best at what he does doesn't mean we need to discredit him. he's part of the statistic too
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wardback · 23 hours
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sometimes i forget wizardposting isn’t a regular occurrence on any other website. what do you mean your posts don’t randomly get taken over my evil wizards casting spells on your peunis
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wardback · 24 hours
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in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years
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bro ur in college…my philosophy is why would u bother going to class if ur just gna draw sandwiches?? like you can do that from home without the commute??? (unless the prof grades on attendance, in which case i understand you have no choice and also rip your personal freedoms as a free citizen)
you got something against drawing sandwiches in class? Also i wouldnt be drawing sandwiches if not for being in class. i dont draw sandwiches in my free time. thats important context, that i drew them in class. Are you in college? Have you ever been to college? Please help me understand. Do you not go to class because you think you might end up doodling?
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wardback · 2 days
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faggin it up on a friday
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wardback · 2 days
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can I have a badass picture of a wolf howling at the moon please
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wardback · 2 days
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scrunklys come in all shapes and sizes. some of my scrunklies are thirty year old men that play videogames. scrunkly is a spectrum
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wardback · 2 days
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EPIC: the underworld saga spoilers!!!
THE UNDERWORLD??? HELLO?? SOBBING
not jorges actual mother playing odysseus' mother
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I guess the genocide in Gaza doesn’t count
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