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Assistant: And now, The Queer-y Queeries, I’m Assistant Ross

Friend: And I’m Truman Alex Hore aka Friend!

Assistant: FashionaBelle27 asked “What sexuality are the members of JeweledWaterLily?”

Friend: Lesbians, Sage being Asexual as well! Next question.

Assistant: OwensOfTheLab asked “Are Sir Lord Evil and ex-hero Sunny-D aka Chad married or not?”

Friend: They have proposed to each other multiple times while drunk but nothing yet!

Assistant: FenNotABog22 asked “What is Assistant’s gender?”

Friend: Only god knows.

Assistant: This has been The Queer-y Queeries, thank you for your time

[Don't mind me, totally not obsessed with the detail of "Fashiona Belle" included in there.]

[WAIT, I NOTICED FEN AS "FenNotABlog22" BUT DIDN'T REALIZE "OwensOfTheLab" REFERRED TO DR. CATHERINE OWENS!]

(Assistant and Alex - @evilassistantbutnotmean)

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Because it’s 420 day

Melatonin: Fen, bestie, what is that?

Fen, lighting a bong:…My medication?

[I don't get it, but ok...]

(Melatonin - @chaotic-neutral-melatonin Fen - @sagehyperfixates)

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Melatonin: Okay, what would you do if the Purge was real?

Fen: All crimes are legal?

Melatonin: Yep.

Fen: Rob Elon Musk of everything he’s worth, drain his assets and distribute them to Charity. His house is a homeless shelter, Space X gets subsumed into NASA, anything that can’t be donated to charity is either dismantled or, if she’d like it, given to Greta Thunberg. I’ll leave the Muskrat with a little money though, maybe like 1000 dollars. That’ll either learn him or kill him, not sure. The operation would take the rest of the year leading up to it to plan but would be so worth it.

Melatonin:…Marry me.

[Is this a new ship? Fen x Melatonin?]

(Melatonin - @chaotic-neutral-melatonin Fen - @sagehyperfixates)

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Papyru, giving Alex a new microwave: Don't Microwave Fruit In This One, Got It?

[Let's hope they don't.]

(Papyru - @the-excellent-papyru Alex - @evilassistantbutnotmean)

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Sir: Honey, the minister called, he’s sick and can’t come.

Sunny: Just call Sage, she can do it.

Sir: You want Sage to marry us? Is she qualified?

Sunny: She is a goddess, I think that’s more than qualified.

Sir:…Fair point!

[This will be cannon. Sage will be the person to marry Sunny and Sir.]

(Sir - @sirlordevil Sunny - @deadless-corpse Sage - @sagehyperfixates)

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Auryn: It’s getting closer to the busiest holiday for me.

Bennet: What’s that, Ryn?

Auryn: Mother’s Day. *War Flashbacks Face*

[Oh. My. Gosh...]

(Auryn - @sagehyperfixates Bennett - @the-belle-siblings)

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Yuri Throuple: *JeweledWaterLily* (Aka Sylve/Sage/Vapor)

Yaoi Couple: *SolarEclipse*

Straight Couple: *???*

Caden: I see no difference, love is love.

[OH MY GOSH JEWELED WATER LILY IS SUCH A GOOD NAME FOR THE POLYCULE!!! I LOVE IT!]

(Jeweled Water Lily ship : @vaporeon2010317 & @sagehyperfixates Solar Eclipse ship : @deadless-corpse & @sirlordevil Caden : @the-belle-siblings)

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Melatonin: Well, you know what they say, when God closes the door-

Melatonin: There’s a high likelihood of a window you can break through.

[Mel, please don't...]

(Melatonin - @chaotic-neutral-melatonin)

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Auryn: Hello everyone, and welcome back to Today I Learned That!

Auryn: *Takes out a ukulele* 🎶Oh it’s a big world with lots to see, and I’m not sure who I wanna be so I’ll look around, and show what I found!🎶

Auryn: Today I learned that when a spider’s web breaks, some spiders will eat the broken bits of web to recycle the goop that made the web so they need less energy to make a new web!

Sage, holding the camera: You’re doing amazing sweetie, keep going!

[Awwww. I do hope this was Auryn's idea.]

(Auryn & Sage - @sagehyperfixates)

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T.B.: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room.

Misra: Screw that, I’m saving my first kiss!

Anne: *Walks in* Anyone miss me?

Misra: Well, if you insist, those are the rules after all, I mean-

(HC Misra hasn’t had her first kiss)

[Welp, we need a Misra x Anne ship name now.]

(Misra and T.B. - @the-belle-siblings Anne - @sagehyperfixates)

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(Saw something by Queer Chameleon on YT)

First Meeting

Bennett: Are you a girl?

Assistant: No

Bennett: Are you a boy?

Assistant: No

Bennett: Are you just a person?

Assistant, very happy: I am!

[Yes!]

(Bennett - @the-belle-siblings Assistant - @evilassistantbutnotmean)

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Airplane intercom : Please make sure all small items are secure.

Caden : *giggle-ish breath*

Ivan : What?

Caden : *wispers* Do you feel safe?

Ivan : Caden, I swear--

(Caden & Ivan - @the-belle-siblings )

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Misra: Hey, didn’t you say at the ball that you were only allowed to come because your head’s a little…funny?

Anne: Oh, yeah, I’m un poco loca! Kinda what happens when you grow up thinking you’re hallucinating thanks to not having control over your illusion powers! That and my consciousness exists in all versions of myself simultaneously.

Misra: I’m sorry, what?

Anne: …Huh? Oh, sorry, Apocalyptic Universe Me had to meet someone new and I got distracted. Anyway!

[This seems lores-y]

(Misra - @the-belle-siblings Anne - @sagehyperfixates)

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(Matt being introduced)

Melatonin: Anyway, I’m Melatonin, this is my sibling Fen

Fen: Wha-

Melatonin: What? What did I say? Did I not say “buddy”?

Fen: You called me your sibling!

Melatonin: …*Slowly backing away before turning around and bolting at breakneck pace*

Fen: YOU CANT RUN FROM EMOTIONS FOREVER! IVE TRIED!

[Alright...] [we do not speak of the ooc Melatonin and Fen Incident]

(Melatonin - @chaotic-neutral-melatonin Fen - @sagehyperfixates)

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Fen: *Opens faer kitchen cabinet, expecting to see the things you would usually find in a kitchen cabinet*

Melatonin, from in the kitchen cabinet: hi

Fen: whAT THE F-

[Yep.]

(Fen - @sagehyperfixates Melatonin - @chaotic-neutral-melatonin)

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Sage: Anyway, these are my wives, Vapor and Sylve!

Vapor: *Blushing*

Sylve: *Also blushing* Love, you-

Sage: I know what I said.

[It took me a minute to realize the joke is they aren't married, lol!]

(Sage - @sagehyperfixates Cit. Vaporeon & Sylveon - @vaporeon2010317)

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