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I will die on the Fen Has Fangs hill

Fen: Does anyone have a stick? I need something to gnaw on to file my teeth down a bit!

Assistant: *Takes out an improbable amount of sticks* Take your pick!

Fen: *Grabs a stick and starts biting* Cypress, very nice.

[Ok.....]

(Fen : @sagehyperfixates Assistant : @evilassistantbutnotmean)

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Dawn said

“Oh Astrid, my dear friend, how does your garden grow?”

“Stay with me, cause surely there’s somewhere that we could go.”

Her answer was laughter

Soft as her light flickered out

One more time

“I’ll be fine”

A wish was made without doubt…

“Oh Astrid! My dear friend! How does your garden grow?”

“Don’t leave me! Please don’t be the seventh star in a row.”

Her answer, a whisper

Soft as she lowered her head

“Don’t grieve me”

I’m sorry

Your star is already dead…

(To the tune of Secret Garden)

(I’m off anon bc it’s canon)

[Cool]

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Ivan: *shakes Caden awake in the middle of the night* Caden...?

Caden: Huh? Yeah

Ivan: If it was the zombie apocalypse and I got bit... would you shoot me?

Caden: Ha babe, no. I'd let you bite me so *gently caresses Ivan's cheek* we could be zombies together.

Ivan: That's fuckin' stupid, I'd blow your head off in a heart beat.

Caden: o_o

Ivan: You would not survive.

https://youtube.com/shorts/N37fX1aGmzM?si=YQPlS4TTbOMQ2Vks

I almost think it could go either way though tbh

[Yeah. That seems right.] [Le vid for context]

(Ivan & Caden - @the-belle-siblings)

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Vapor: Okay. These are all the people that were in my apartment at the time. I’m bad with voices but as I was in the bathroom I remember hearing a song. I think it was “I Want It That Way”?

Sage: The Backstreet Boys, I’m familiar. *On the intercom* Number one, can you please sing the start of I Want It That Way?

Alex: Really? Uh, okay. You are my fire

Sage: Number two, keep it going.

Melatonin: (Tired) The one desire

Sage: Number three, continue

Ross: Believe when I say

Sage: Number four!

Caden: (having fun) I want it that way!

Sage: Tell me why!

All them: Ain’t nothing but a heartache!

Sage: TELL me WHY!

All them: Ain’t nothing but a mistake!

Sage: Now number five!

Fen: I never wanna hear you say

Sage: WOOO!

All: I want it that way!

Sage: Chills, literal chills

Vapor: It was Fen, fae stole the cookies

Sage: Oh dang I forgot about that

[How dare Fen]

(Cit. Vaporeon - @vaporeon2010317 Sage & Fen - @sagehyperfixates Alex and Assistant - @evilassistantbutnotmean Melatonin - @chaotic-neutral-melatonin Caden - @the-belle-siblings)

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Ivan: Caden…Whatcha got there?

Caden, holding a trash can full of ichor and lilies as well as a Dairy Queen cup: A milkshake

[Oh no.]

(Ivan & Caden - @the-belle-siblings)

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Vapor: If I run towards Sage, she will surely catch me

Assistant: Bet.

Vapor: Aight, five bucks. *Starts running*

Sage: Love, no, I’m holding coffee!

*The sound of a broken mug*

Vapor: Easiest five dollars ever!

Sage: My coffee…

[She wouldn't ruin Sage's coffee.]

(Vapor - @vaporeon2010317 Assistant @evilassistantbutnotmean Sage - @sagehyperfixates)

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Because it’s 420 day

Melatonin: Fen, bestie, what is that?

Fen, lighting a bong:…My medication?

[I don't get it, but ok...]

(Melatonin - @chaotic-neutral-melatonin Fen - @sagehyperfixates)

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Vaporine:….

Saoirse: *purring bc cuddles*

Sylvania: *also purring bc cuddles*

Vaporine: I-

Sylve: You know the rules. If we fits, we sits

Vaporine: But I have stuff I need to get done!

Saoirse: That sounds like a You problem

[Haha awwwwwww]

(Vaporine & Sylvania - @magic-and-tides Saoirse - @venus-sundew-evil)

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Time for a disturbing BFBQ!

(i got ahold of new sprites)

[Oh dear.....]

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Sylve: *upset*

Sage: What's wrong?

Sylve: I found this leaf with a high crunch potential...

Papyru: Wait... No—

Sylve: But it didn't go crunch.

Everyone else: *appalled, upset, and overall defeated*

[Yep!]

(Sylveon - @vaporeon2010317 Sage - @sagehyperfixates Papyru - @the-excellent-papyru)

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Papyru: Iris, what do you have there?

Iris: A glaive.

Papyru: W-why?

Iris: *looks at the glaive, then back at Papyru* Dunno.

Papyru: Please hand it over.

Iris: *runs away, shouting* NEVER!

[Ah.]

(Papyru & Iris - @the-excellent-papyru)

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Papyru: Frisk, what's that?

Traveler!Frisk: A fauchard.

Papyru: NO!

Traveler!Frisk: *runs off, giggling evilly*

[Got ya.]

(Papyru & Traveler!Frisk - @the-excellent-papyru)

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Sage’s Shirt: *Women Want Me, The Foundation Fears Me*

Assistant’s Shirt: *Men Want Me, The Foundation Fears Me*

Windsor’s Shirt: *Fish*

[Yes.]

(Sage & Windsor - @sagehyperfixates Assistant - @evilassistantbutnotmean)

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Misra (from the other room): Annnnieeeee!

Anne: Oh no.

Misra (entering the room): I’m hungry.

Anne: *Sigh* What does lil Adora want this time?

Misra: That spiky fruit that gets super smelly.

Anne:…You’re telling me our baby wants durian?

Misra: I think so.

Anne: Well, you certainly won’t want it after one bite, and I’m not wasting money on a weird fruit that no one’s gonna eat because it’s so rancid

Misra: Kiwi then? Please 🥺?

Anne: Alright.

Misra: Yay!

(Based off the thing where Sage said Anne would “assist” in Misra having a biologically impossible baby named Adora)

[Awwwwwww. Ok, that's cute.]

(Misra - @the-belle-siblings Anne - @sagehyperfixates)

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Caden: *Knocks on Ivan’s door*

Ivan: *Reluctantly gets up and opens it* Caden, it is three in the [FLUFF]ing morning, what could possibly be worth risking waking me up?

Caden:…I had a nightmare. My siblings…they were screaming; they looked so, so skinny, and I was just…frozen.

Ivan:…Alright, get in here, yah moron.

Caden: *Smiles*

[Awwww Moonstone comfort.]

(Ivan & Caden - @the-belle-siblings)

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[A Moonstone quote for your troubles.]

Ivan : You're a moron.

Caden, not really thinking about what he's saying : Yeah, but I'm your moron!

Ivan : uh- dud- bu- I-... *Ivan_Belle.exe has stopped working*

Caden : Hey, bud, something wrong?

(Ivan & Caden - @the-belle-siblings)

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Fen: I don’t need a career. I need to be a Succubyte assassin.

Melatonin: …Wha??

Fen: I bounce between random tags on Tumblr specifically to find, flag, and snipe the porn bots. It ain’t much, but it’s honest work.

(I actually do this when I’m bored sometimes-🦋)

[Nice]

(Fen - @sagehyperfixates Melatonin - @chaotic-neutral-melatonin)

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