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#turkish interviewers after another jabari yelling at alpey crimescene: what were u two arguing about 😦!! u guys are our otp ☹️!!!
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the mayor of turkey trying to get people to vote alpey for Allstar 😭😭
#alpey (who has realized his power) trying to get jabari into allstar too by making use of his turkey influence: @ turkey mayor
#jabari my boyfran
#now all of turkey is deadset on getting the prince and prince of turkey into the allstar game bcs jabari is alpey boyfran
#jabari is unaware of the tweet bcs hes trying to grow a moustache
#alpey awkwardly having to slide an arm over jabari while they sit two seats apart (jabari thinks a brainworm is trying to enter him again)
#turkish interviewers after another jabari yelling at alpey crimescene: what were u two arguing about 😦!! u guys are our otp ☹️!!!
#alpey: nono me & my girl dont argue
#alpey: she bash my head in with a rock & i walk it off like a man
#reporters shocked & genuinely curious: JABARI!JABARI!! IS IT TRUE YOU BASH IN ALPEYS HEAD WITH A ROCK!!!?!?!
#jabari who doesnt know whats going on but craves violence: sometimes.
#how will this affect the Gunsmith legacy?!?!??
#⁉️⁉️
#when jabari eventually finds out theyre supposedly dating by jalen joking abt gup designing their outfits for marriage
#and tari wanting to be the best man while forcing tyty to be the flowergirl bcs ppl would believe it
#alpey expects him to be upset abt the whole fake dating thing but instead jabaris embarrassed and pissed
#that alpey thinks jabari needs his help when it comes to popularity bcs DAMMIT!! HES SUPPOSED TO BE HIGH PICK! N OT ALPEY!! wheres HIS fans
#why isnt ATLANTA showing out !?!??? <- theyre crazy
#and alpeys semi relieved bcs he just thought of the fake dating plan to help his teammate out
#who he thought rlly deserved it due to his hard work and underappreciated lack of showmanship
#but then he hears how much of a 'my best friend jabari <3 the loser <3' it sounds and feels bad
#they dont make up
#jabari bashes alpeys head in with a rock and alpey walks it off like a man
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