#ugh we could have had it fuckign all dont remind me

[coolgirl]

Jason expert rate Jason’s designs

sorry for being late i was busy with school but now i’m free so to celebrate. jason indulgence.

pre-crisis not robin

very cute. i like that it has a lil more of flair to it? the collar and the lines on the gloves and the shorter cape.. also love it has pants. king rlly king. wonder if they already knew he was gonna be robin anyways or if they were still considering nightbird. anyways, 8/10 bc its cute

pre & post-crisis robin (bc its basically the same)

i mean its a classic.. however it reminds me jason was the only robin who was simply given dick’s clothes rather than like. have an unique look? which sucks. 7/10 middle child syndrome is REAL

post-crisis robin (winter edition)

OKAY NOW THIS. i absolutely love. is it tacky? oh yes without a doubt. i still love the pants and the sleeves. finally winter clothes for this child, especially considering his new titans scene where he was bitching about the costume not being snow proof. he got what he wanted! 9/10

new 52/rebirth costume by

EPIC. IDC I LOVE IT.the circles on his arms and his boots.. the lines on his legs.. i just love it. i love the red mask too… it feels.. not more unique, but feels more jason-y than the other costume. 10/10

NOW. onto older stuff

hush

as u can see im VERY confusion about the pouches and the straps?? why??? whats the purpose.. generally its fine. the white strand moved a nation and i think the chest piece is cool, but everything else.. uglee. like the long as hell jacket and him looking 40 years old like why r u 19 looking like fifty? ugly white man. 5/10

winicks/utrh version

LITERALLY A CLASSIC. i love this costume sooo much. like jason obviously grew out of it, as in it wouldnt make sense for him anymore to go with something like this as his main costume because i feel like this fit the utrh mood (him not veing a vigilante/hero/villain whatver but trying to be a mob boss n shit) and it just. fucks. i love the helmet just being plain with no stupid mouth or nose shape. i simply love it. 10/10

nigthwing

its just. its just the nightwing costume. didnt even try he just stole that from dick. he still rocks it and looks better than dick, and u gotta give him points for accessorizing with his dagger. 7/10

red robin 

im not. a big fan of this costume.. i think the cowl is ugly, it just does not work for someone as big as jason… however i do like why he took this mantle and what it meant.. 6/10 no words head empty. 

oh brother. furryman

ITS SUCH AN UGLY COSTUME. muzzle batman walked so muzzle red hood could run. its just. ugly like ugly. i dont like the ears or again the muzzle or whatever the hell is going on in the arms.. its just so edgy. 5/10

WANNA KNOW WHAT A SEXY EVIL BATMAN COSTUME LOOK LIKE?

Injustice 2 batman

I2 HAD IT IN THE BAG BABY. i like that its like classic batman costume but again! with some jason touches! the red eyes, the electric tiddies making a comeback.. epic genuinely epic. 10/10

and if ur not into evil jason

100% dad ‘i have my life figured out’ batman jason 

just like the nightwing costume this is just. batman costume. nothing special or different from it so its like did u even try? BUT in this scenario it actually means smth that he stuck to bruces costume.. sweet.. but boring. 7/10

speaking of. evil ugly designs. ugh i hate this.

this motherfucker

ive never. ever. felt as humiliated by a costume than thetime jason wore this. like MORTIFYING RLLY. its DISGUSTINGGG. the helmet shape. the fucking WHITE. the SKULL PLEASE WHO DESIGNED THIS WHO HATES ME IN PARTICULAR SO MUCH??? THIS MAN DOES NOT FUCK! HES UGLY! HE STINKS!!!! the red guns are epic that much i can say. LOOK AT THOSE PANS GOD ITS SO HUMILLIATING. 0/10 WORST COSTUME EVER.

HOWEVER. winick and the artist spun GOLD from it, because next time jason wore possibly my favorite costume to date

this motherfucker…2!

like look how much better it looks with a little of swag.. the helmet without eyes.. the belts.. the fucking leather jacket.. keeping the red guns/gloves.. like seriously i dont know a better man. the skull is still awful and i wouldve replaced the white for black and MWAH best costume. like the black part at the top make it all red and the white make it black.. god this jason fucks massively i love him. 11/10 my favorite by a landslide perhaps

new 52/rebirth red hood

OKAY I KNOW theyre slightly different (rebirth has shorter sleeves and a more padded look) but to me its like. same thing. okay i think its.. fine. its not phenomenal but its not ugly.. i like the brown jacket more than the black jacket i have to admit, its more distinctive and i simply like the color more, however i do not.. like jason having the bat symbol.. but thats also a me thing about how badly written this is. anyways. the helmet with the mouth disgusts me and everytime its drawn like that its humilliating. like. 7/10. maybe 7+. when it has the mouth or like nose ANY FACIAL EXPRESSION RLLY its a 5. 

wingman

oh i absolutely despise that helmet. he looks like fucking. terminator. its the ugliest shape ive ever seen and the visor is.. huge. i dont like the shoulder pads either idk what the fuck its going on with the thing around his neck either.. like hes. knockout batman and i HATEEE IT. damians costume slaps tho. i just… its… ugly. like.. 3/10. 

get damian back arc red hood costume

oh im a HUGE fan of this design.i love how his costume is designed in a way thats like. if jason was a dnd character he absolutely would be a tank. the padding, the red undertones everywhere, i just.. love it. i like how all the costumes were done to reflect their personalities you know.. i like this robin red hood hybrid. 9/10 would even say 10/10 bc i just enjoy how gleason draws jason.

red hood/arsenal costume

its like. i dont hate it completely (i love the way the hood+helmet looks) and thats.. yeah thats pretty much all i like about it. i HATEEEE the vest i hate it fr.i hate how huge the sumbol is and idk this costume just does not spark joy. 5/10

outlaw costume

okay this one. this one drives me insane. because like. okay i dig parts of it. i like the lack of sleeves. i like the gloves thingies. i like the hood. i could get aboard him ditching the helmet - it breaks all the damn time anyways. i like the stripes on his pants in the boots. ALL SEPARATE? NEAT. now i hate. hate. the muzzle. like WHY IT LOOKS SO UGLYYY LIKE SO UGLY like unless the artist GETS IT and is SEXY it looks awful. look at this

AWFUL. also like it made sense for when he was on the run and he had to make do and assemble a costume from what he had but like now hes sponsored by lex, get that man a goddamn new suit already please. anyways. 6/10.. like i said i like many elements from it but its still.. kinda ugly all together and depends A LOT on the artist.

three jokers

im torn on this one.. i think its a bit boring.. i dont rlly like the top part, it reminds me SOO much of that one tt issue where he beat the fuck out of tim while wearing a robin costume like i understad the implications of him wearing a costume thats similar to the robin blouse but im not a big fan.. also i prefer the brown leather jacket. its like not his worst costume by far but not the best.. like pretty basic?  i would say 6/10

NOW SOME AUS.

tiny titans & lil gotham

okay these two are like. pretty much the canon versions of robin and red hood HOWEVER they both have details that are different from the original version and DESERVE a mention. the curls on robin jason and jasons red gloves/belt are ICONIC. whoever designed them knew what they were about, so 10/10 best bapy jason.

arkham knight

does the person who designed this know how much theyve done for the lgbt community? i hope they do. i love.. a lot about this costume. i love the ears, i love how techno it is, i love the layers to it.. im.. not a big fan of the whole military thingy but i have to admit that applying it to the design itself is kind of neat.. i love the colors too and how.. practical it is while being. well. kinda dramatic? the whole bat aesthetic.. yeah. i love it. 9/10

arkham red hood

this one.. when u think about it the outlaw version is VEEERY similar to this one: the pants, the hood, the jacket eve. however i like this helmet so much more, i have a weakness for eyeless (??) helmets.. i like the little details of it as well, i remember that pic going around of it being held together with like. fuckign stitches and bandaids. legendary. i love this look, i would say 9+/10

injustice 2 jason

okay gonna go ahead and say it: not a big fan of the helmet. it looks like.. a bug? the lenses do not spark joy. this bitch has many styles and like toners etc and i will no rate them all. i think its a pretty basic design, not the best but not the worst either. like if it was an exam i would make them pass but make faces at what im reading like eeehhhgh. 7/10.

hag jason

middle one is like literally, on the outside and superficial level, just. his usual costume. the jacket and the grey kevlar and the bat. now the gloves are sexy as hell.. and in the whit ebackground one u can appreciate the under costume better and i really like it?? i just.. like the design. I HATE HOWEVER the bat helmet. WHY IS IT HOLLOW?? BITCH HELLO?? AND THE BATMAN SYMBOL DOES NOT MAKE SENSE! and i like things making sense!!!. we will not talk about jason in this book. like.. 8/10. maybe 9 if im feeling it.

hag jason 2: the hagger and the furious

hes just.. a little old man.. he cannot change this.. i like this design. i like seeing jason grow old. wish it wasnt in this context. my father rlly. 8/10

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am i forgetting any jays.. i wont do all animated robins because they all look the same and the one that doesnt i do not like. SO HERES my thoughts..

#Anon #jason todd #jason.txt #THIS has been my weekly jason rant. come back next week for more

[sorikkung]

Well it's hard to equally distribute the lines and One and Only You wasn't my time to shine but!!! LOOK IS OUT NOW *dabs* and I look and ofc sound pretty amazing in it, if I can say that about myself. - Double B

you’re so positive omg inspirational…if i got only 4 secs of lines id c R Y lol

YEAH I SAW IT HDSJKSJKSJKSJKSKJJSKJDKSFHJDS hOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOly shIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT……boy you snatched my wig so hard it’s orbiting the sun as we speak. i don’t even have a wig. AND THAT SNEAKY DAB IN THE CHOREO HDSJKSKSJ okay but like ?? the song??? was so??? refreshing??? and??? rejuvenating??? I FUCKING LOVED IT??? 

okay im going on a ramble fIRST OF ALL the instrumental was absolutely gorgeous to the ears, bless leader jaebum and his producing/composing what a bloody legend that man i could go on about it for AGES. the weird glitch noises in the chorus, the weird bridges after each chorus that sounded like a bridge but it happened like after every chorus and was used to end the song i was so confused??? BUT IT SOUNDED SO GOOD????

and the VOCALS UGH like usual, the vocals went straight to my heart i felt so many feelings but your part made me sPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST B O I i’m so used to your rapping/singing being more towards the high pitched side (not quite as high as yugyeom but you know what i mean) bc that used to be your natural voice back during fetus era lololol but like you definitely grew out of it but it was still higher compared to like, mark or jackson, or jinyoung? it was your style yknow like double b. BUT THEN. YOU JUST DID THAT. your voice was all low and like dragged out thIS BITCH FUCKING LOST HER SHIT OKAY i am literally so far from being okay right now oh my god it was one of the hottest things ive ever heard i had to replay in like at least five times. i want that verse tattooed on my face. not to mention i thought that verse would be your only lines in the song but bless, you actually have lines im gonna cry what an era mark’s voice also set me on fire and jackson’s threw me into space but yours flung me into the sun

VISUALS. VISUALS!!! CAN WE TALK ABOUT VISUALS I FUCKIGN NUTTED not just was the cinematography and camerawork amazing and i swear i was fangirling over the sets so much bc they were so aesthetic??? the colours??? the sunsets??? skies in general??? every shot was screencap worth iSTG BUT ALSO!!! MODEL7, VISUAL7, YOU FUCKING NAME IT YALL JUST SAID FUCK YOU TO EVER MODEL EVER THEYRE LOSING THEIR JOBS AS WE SPEAK there was not a single tragic look this era NOT EVEN JAEBUMS MULLET which i despised at first but boy has it grown on me, its still not my fav but damn he can rock it better than i thought and like blond mark is back can you bELIEVE in a leather jacket too???? running his hands through his hair like its no-ones business??? i DIED and and!! youngjae’s hair omfg my precious sunshine baby with amazing vocals ??? god im so emOtional and the wAY YUGYEOM LOOKED AT THE CAMERA DURING HIS PART!! MY HEART WENT BADUMP BADUMP!!! jinyoungs vocals at the start too and him leading the choreography i lOVE THE LEG THINGY THING oh and jaCKSONS VERSE WAS LIKE AMAZING I LOVE JACKSONS VOICE AND HIS SET WAS SO PRETTY TOO AND HIS OUTFIT REMINDED ME OF OKAY??? AND THAT LOOK ON HIS FACE PLS TELL HIM TO STOP

ofc i have to put the best till last, bambam your fucking visuals had my ass on the fLOOR YOU BROUGHT BACK THE BLUE CONTACTS AHHHH I LOVE THEM and like im still upset that you dont have black hair anymore bc that was my fav but I LOVE THE RED AND!!! THE HAIRSTYLING TOO!!! SUITS YOU SO WELL and your expressions hdfkjksdDSHDSKJKJ THAT LIL SMILE WHEN YOU WERE SNIFFING THE ROSE???? IM DEAD!!! literally at that small clip i deadass screamed THE INTENSE LOOK WHEN IT WAS ON FIRE and so was i??? IM DEAD!!! AND DONT THINK I DIDNT NOTICE ALL THOSE CUTE LITTLE SMILES DURING THE CHOREO AND YOUR VERSES THAT YOU COULDNT HELP BUT DOING. IM SO SOFT OH MY GOD. BUT ALSO YOU JUST LOOKED HELLA FINE IN GENERAL I LOVE ME A WHOLE ASS VISUAL

dont even get me S T A R T ED on the other songs in the album oh my god this album was so good not a single track let me down. istg these b-side tracks of yours only got better and better with each album, i must confess there were a lot of b-sides from earlier albums that took a long time to grow on me and i still see them as mediocre, but theyve improved a shitton ever since the flight flog trilogy where they just kept getting better and better and 7for7′s b-sides were amazing and these ones too like i think its bc now jyp is actually letting you guys make your own music I LOVE HEARING YOUR SOUNDS!!! YOUR INDIVIDUAL SOUND!! YOURE ALL SO UNIQUE AND PRECIOUS AND AMAZING AND I WANT TO JUMP OFF A BRIDGE.

thank you for both completing and ending my existence, this has been a rant. honestly bams im sorry i talk so much lmao

#double b <3 #kaifen rambles #like BIG TIME #like i reaLLY FUCKIN RAMBLE ARE YALL READY TO RUMBLE