#unsure which ships to tag because I can't tell if they're joking or not

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“Men flirt better with their homies than they do with girls”: Gundam Wing Edition

-01-

HEERO: You stand out.

DUO: Yeah I know, thank you! 😀

HEERO: *sees Relena*  I’m going to kill you.

DUO: Whoa there, which one of us is your canonical love interest again?  ‘Cause I feel like you’re doing this wrong--

RELENA: I’m right here so come on over and kill me! 💕

DUO:  I stand corrected but wtf

-02-

DUO: Hey Tro, lookin’ sexy today, you been workin’ out? 😉

TROWA: 🙄

DUO: *sees Hilde* *walks into a doorframe, tries to recover and promptly trips face first into a trash can*

HILDE: ...Is he okay?

TROWA:  Yeah, that’s just where he lives.

-03-04-

TROWA: *does death-defying feats of acrobatics and rides around on a lion’s back, making all the ladies in the audience swoon*

TROWA: *sees Quatre* *bristles like an angry cat because he’s thirsty af and doesn’t know what to do about it*  I CAN HANDLE THIS MYSELF GO AWAY

QUATRE: I can handle myself too, but consider this: what if we helped each other? 🥰

TROWA: ...How did that work?*

*It’s because Quatre isn’t a girl, obviously.  Also he can read your mind heart

-05-

WUFEI: I can beat you in a fight.

MEILAN: Prove it, nerd.

WUFEI: *proves it*

MEILAN: Okay but you’re still a nerd

#gundam wing #inspired by #incorrectgundamwingquotes #heero yuy #duo maxwell #trowa barton #quatre raberba winner #chang wufei #unsure which ships to tag because I can't tell if they're joking or not #1xR #heelena #2xH #hilduo #3x4x3 #troquat #5xM #wumei #gundam wing dialogue that never happened