#wait holy shit im sitting here rereading this and theres like

[cerealmonster15]

leo fire emblem loves his retainers so much,,, hes like “yeah these 2 are the weirdest fucking people ive ever met in my life. yes i love them with all my heart and never want to go a day without them. what of it.”

#i think abt leos A support with odin so often... #where hes like i trust no one more than u #i want u and niles by my side always #if u fall into another world somewhere plz still carry ur title with u #wait no it's the c convo where he says 'There is no one I can count on more than you' #god. thats love #also fjskdlfjdslj i forgot leo was like #hey odin you arent spouting nonsense lines like normal. r u okay. like jfklsdfjdksljf #' I don't know what I would do if I lost you.' #' I need you and Niles by my side. Even after we've restored peace to this world' #like hello??? HELLO???? god. !!!! #wait holy shit im sitting here rereading this and theres like #it's way more potent than i remember holy fuck #there arent many like you. it'd be harder to go on. success w/o u would feel hollow. #id prefer u remain my retainer forever. carry ur title so theres still a connection between us. #youre a loyal retainer but MORE IMPORTANTLY a good friend?? #im literally gonna cry theyre so fucking sweet #yes i know i started this talking about the three of them and then focused on leo/odin i just #i love them so much okay #leo values them both a ton tho ik this #i think people usually focus on leo and niles which is fair #but also just. he really truly loves odin so much and it's SO SWEET #like ship or not just the canon dialogue there is so soft n tender #'ya when i first met u i didnt trust u and tried to make u hate me and leave' #'anyway now i love u more than anything and cant bare the thought of losing u' #like. im sobbing about fates again leave me alone #niles: lord leo id literally die for u #leo: i love you too but please calm down #leo n niles @ each other: i fuckin hate u bitch fkljdsfld #'wait but we both love lord leo. ok we can be friends :) ur still a freak tho <3' fjkldsj

[krustybob]

ok FINALLY ive made it 2 this fucking bit, this shit literally Sends Me, this is the part that was in the back of my head from day fucking 1 of my reread when i said something like “i can use this reread to go off abt random shit in canon that pisses me off”, THIS was it, this right here is like . the CRUX of the Me Hating Karkat biscuit, im gonna Lose my Mind 4 a sec here

this motherfucker literally sits there on his ass and watches eridan shoot like 3 people, does not MOVE, he waits until he LEAVES, then swirls around in his stupid fucking gamer chair & starts writing fuckin hatemail to a version of him 300 HOURS IN THE PAST........ his entire CHARACTER revolves around being a hypocrite dude fuckin... “cowardly” WHAT ARE U DOING!!! WHAT DO YOU DO LIKE, SUCCESSFULLY!!!

also AGAIN, eridan literally just BREATHES & someones assuming hes hitting on them like... im tired!

eridan: hey can u tell ur past self 2 come hang out

karkat: HOLY SHIT ARE U HITTING ON ME??? HAVE YOU BEEN MADLY IN LOVE WITH ME FROM DAY ONE?????

eridan: what

karkat: HOLY SHFUCK I CANT BELIEVE IT STOP HITTING ON ME U DESPERATE TOOL SMH!!!

LIKE........ god he is literally the most useless coward in the entire comic like at least tavros fuckin TRIES... eridans making it Painfully Clear he doesnt have a Clue what the fuck karkats talking abt, but thats all pointless because he KNOWS eri has no clue what the fuck hes talking abt because hes too much of a COWARD 2 face Actual Real Current Eridan, but he still wants to feel ““important”” so he just starts fuckin sending death threats 2 someone over TWO WEEKS into the past!!! hes literally That Scared !!!

and then theres This, i mentioned it Briefly before but im gonna go slightly more in depth again here!!!

eridan: sollux isnt even worth my time and romantically speaking im OVER you, as i have said REPEATEDLY, but were both very important people and should stick together (NOT as a couple just as equal palz) and i still care about you very much

feferi, sollux, karkat, literally every single person whos read this comic while simultaneously being not able to fucking Read: haha wow eridan sure is desperate!!! man i cant beleiuve he fuckifhgn killed everyone because feepis rejected him haha Epic Fail !!!

LIKE........ literally give the dude just a single solitary fukcin BREAK lmao... yes the joining jack thing was a stupid idea . YES he was kind of annoying & stupid . NO feferi didnt deserve 2 Die over this . but like , thats the Thing- none of them deserved 2 die over this!!! they were All stupid kids in way over their heads thrust into a really scary hopeless looking situation!!! the Problem though, is all the social isolation, which also comes into play for gamzee and even vriska to a lesser extent! eridan was surrounded by 11 other people and literally not a One gave all that much of a shit about him, same with gamzee! literally the Only thing saving vriska from either getting permakilled or Turned into an Antagonist by the narrative was having terezi by her side (more or less) like... could u fucking IMAGINE how things wouldve gone if eri & gam had the same . like seriously its right in a perfect little line!!!

eridan had zero fucking friends or support and he just gets permakilled and completely Forgotten by Everyone, gam had like. one whole friend but it was fucking Karkat god bless his soul so he yknow, didnt Permadie but he Did become a huge antag, and vris had like. 75 fuckin people on her side and shes fine!!! she made it 2 the end!!! theres a Direct Correlation here there is a Theme there is a pattern!!!!!

anyway god this is super long lmao i will b surprised if anyone reads this far into this incoherent mess

tldr: eridan did nothing wrong :)

#/long post #zees #eri rereadz homestuck #Zoo Wee Mama! #honestly all this is just. semi-incoherent thought slung together in a passion filled Haze and Rage #could u IMAGINE the size of this post if i actually like; sat down & carefully bulleted each individual thought