#we actually have archives for the most common names across all generations lul

[wikagirl]

so I've never really been active in the cod fandom and I also never really plan on getting active in it besides maybe making a cosplay to match with my homies when we go to cons as a group, but I have read a bunch of fanfics and looked at fanart and

this guy here, König, he's austrian and austria and germany are over all pretty similiar in terms of the shit we like culturally speaking and that also includes names.

I've seen a lot of very classic but also stereotypical name headcanons for this dude like klaus, hans , arthur and stephan which are all very based because you do really see these names all over the fucking place over here but let me as your local german gremlin throw you a curveball with my personal headcanon.

Torsten.

You know how sometimes people act or sound a certain way and you just instantly associate that behavior with a name?

Yeah this guy sure sounds like a Torsten to me. Actually a semi-common name for dudes above 35, especially in rural areas.

Also I'm 100% convinced that there is no way to actually shout that name without making it sound silly as fuck so have fun imagining a combat situation now.

Actually now that I think about it Karsten sounds even worse but something about it just doesn't hit the right vibe. Same with Jürgen.

Also you can tell me what you want but if you make the accident to let this guy partake in the karneval/faschings scene you'll never get him back and yes he absolutely would drag horangi to one of the events and give that guy an absolute culture shock and then they proceed to get wasted together. And before anyone tells me that this wouldn't vibe with his social anxiety: it totally could, this obviously dosn't work for everbody but I know a crap ton of peopel that have high social anxiety and suddenly loose all of it the second you put them in a silly costume and play "helikopter 117" by tobee at max volume.

#wiika #random #cod #könig cod #könig #könig headcanons #horangi #cod headcanons #as you local countryside egg I do have quite a lot of funky names in store #we actually have archives for the most common names across all generations lul #why do I feel like this will make a lot of ppl cringe? lul