#we got the bard back btw bc the wizard/cleric’s god showed up and was like ‘yeah. they cast the spell buddy.’

[githvyrik]

boyfriend lowered my monk’s AC by one point. so 19. everyone who has ever dm’ed for this character cheered. then realized the bardcleric can cast greater restoration on her the following day.

#i rightfully tell the raven queen she’s being a bitch and she writes my name in her death note. okay. #(she took her wisdom fyi) #i think though I’m gonna keep it for a few days #make it a good rp opportunity also her pride will not allow her to ask for help #anyways we went to the shadowfell to get the bard’s soul back because we resurrected him but the raven queen was being a bitch #she also sicced her fucking. boneclaw-having spellcasting murder-happy ten year old halfling servant on us #the wizard literally stabbed her and killed her in one shot. because she was ten. #and then she and her boneclaw fell into the fucking Soul Orb #bro this session was crazy #we got the bard back btw bc the wizard/cleric’s god showed up and was like ‘yeah. they cast the spell buddy.’ #so we got away without having to have our souls be tortured for 50 years #or as I suggested having our cherished memories be taken #dnd #also like. my character has EXTREMELY high insight but tbh I’m decent at roleplaying it bc I just am sus of everything #and the others are NOT so by comparison I do amazing #and this is proven time and time again. time and time again my character was right to be suspicious #TIME AND TIME AGAIN. do they listen??? NO. #yeah if a fucking ten year old is just hanging out in a place where you’ve been told is home to EXTREMELY TORTURED SOULS #and GRAVITY IS FUCKED UP AND THERES NO LIGHT AND JUST SCREAMING SOULS AND TORTURED SOULS TURNED INTO MONSTERS #and she tells you she’s been surviving there okay for TWO YEARS pretty much ON HER OWN #then um. SOMETHING IS UP WITH THAT TEN YEAR OLD. JUST SAYING #OH ALSO YEAH SHE WROTE AN EXTREMELY CRYPTIC AND HORRIFIC MESSAGE ON HER ETCH A SKETCH #and everyone was like ‘yeah cool whatever can I try the etch a sketch’ #LIKE BRO. #and then she made us all drink chocolate milk in the middle of the fuckin night and WOULD NOT TELL US WHY SHE WAS SO INSISTENT #OH YEAH. I FORGOT. SHE HAD NOTEBOOKS FULL OF HORRIFYING NECROMANCY SPELLS. #AND THE WIZARD WAS LIKE OH COOL #HEY I’LL TEACH YOU THE SCARY SPELL I INVENTED. YOURE DEFINITELY NOT GONNAUSE IT ON US LATER #(spoiler SHE DID USE IT ON US LATER) #like ok this kid was a little asshole but my character does have a lot of empathy for her for complex reasons