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#west and spencer if ur lookin @ this i didn't include all the pins some of them just aren't Funny out of context unfortunately GJSLDKFJDLSf
jannwrites · 3 years
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ask meme: GROUPCHAT EDITION.
we’re too fuckin funny for our own good.
[TEXT]: livestream: local man speed runs making his bed after too many edibles
[TEXT]: also [name] is a babe and i feel my braincell fall out of my ear like a tic tac seeing her in red
[TEXT]: welcome back to “[name] is a simp: the groupchat”
[TEXT]: spirit ranch for your spooky salads
[TEXT]: i got hatecrimed by a ghost 
[TEXT]: a ouija board called me SLURS
[TEXT]: funnyman jospeh stalin now pyromaniac joseph stalin
[TEXT]: me travelling to west virginia not to hunt the mothman, but to woo him
[TEXT]: court appointed 12 step furry anonymous meetings
[TEXT]: sent to jail for various furry related crimes
[TEXT]: my life is in shambles bc this fucking ham
[TEXT]: he's missing out on our big tiddie capitalist bf :c
[TEXT]: god cannot stop the worms now
[TEXT]: the rot has eaten the smooth little cashew in my skull and i’ve got CRUMBS now
[TEXT]: ANYWAY let’s go see if i can make some mormons cry
[TEXT]: wow i love [name]’s oc, uh, [squints at the smudged ink on my hand] ....a. angus young?
[TEXT]: if u saw a rat fall out of my coat no u didnt  
[TEXT]: i have failed no simp november bc rami malek is right THERE i am LOOKING i am YELLING ive never been gayer
[TEXT]: no kermit fucks too but [name]’s a top
[TEXT]: MICHAEL JACKSON IS A DEMON
[TEXT]: and then you just proceed to vore the hams
[TEXT]: we do not be thinkin we just be speakin, what happens next is between you and god!
[TEXT]: the bone zone is a fuckin nightmare
[TEXT]: it’s okay we’re all fuckin stupid here
[TEXT]: human crab skitters around the house [asmr]
[TEXT]: user “evades taxes & fucks to survive” lures you into the faerie court asmr
[TEXT]: OH BOOLOGNESE AWAKENED SOMETHING IN ME
[TEXT]: I GOT LOUD FUCKIN CLOWN DUCK FEET
[TEXT]: I am the type of twink that dresses like a muppet thank you
[TEXT]: except i befriend the ghosts that haunt my rocks
[TEXT]: nurses hunt you for sport asmr
[TEXT]: I CAN’T CARRY YOUR SPIRIT, KERMIT, BUT I CAN CARRY YOU
[TEXT]: my brands: gay vampires, clowns, mustard crimes
[TEXT]: go stupid go crazy or GO HOME
[TEXT]: every day we put on our silly little clown shoe and do our silly little dance.. make our silly little jokes
[TEXT]: brainrot for the brainworms
[TEXT]: we are all mothman
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