#what if charlie used song therapy on them by accident XD

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

charlie has learned the truth about vaggie and now learns to be careful about asking her gf to make promises using playground rhymes

Vaggie: “Cross my heart, hope to die…”

Charlie: “Wait I'm regretting this-”

Vaggie: “Lute stuck a sword in my head and-

Charlie: “Vaggie don’t.”

Vaggie: "-cut out my fucking eye.”

Charlie: “From now on let’s just pinkie swear, okay?? Let’s just pinkie swear.”

Lucifer: “I think it’s a good sign Maggie can joke about it!”

Charlie: “Dad. You’ve been depressed for thousands of years. You wouldn’t know a good sign of mental healthiness if it turned into a rubber duck and bit you.”

Vaggie: “Wanna hear the verse where Lute rips off my wings and I spend the next three years lying to the love of my life about it?”

Lucifer: “Okay!!!”

Charlie: “NO.”

Vaggie: “But babe, what if I sang?”

Charlie: “…still NO.”

Vaggie: “We could harmonize on my despair..?”

Charlie: “…….uughhghghg FINE. But we're doing a triumphant reprise afterwards. With love.”

Lucifer: “Can me and the duckies do the backup chorus!?”

Vaggie: “You and the ducks are the only ones who can do the backup chorus, sir.”

Lucifer: “AWW SHUCKS! C’mon girls! Let’s sing about Maggie’s miserable life!”

Charlie: “Her HAPPY life, dad! She’s going to have a HAPPY one now.”

Vaggie: “I already do with you here, sweetie.”

Charlie: “….”

Vaggie: “...Charlie?”

Charlie: “Give me a sec. Can’t sing while smiling this hard, sorry.”

Vaggie: “Sure. Take your time.” (is smiling too hard to sing too)

#hazbin hotel #charlie morningstar #vaggie #chaggie #lucifer morningsar hazbin hotel #what if vaggie had so much pent up grim humor about her life #what if lulu enabled her dark humor bc he's also depressed and full of self loathing and lowkey despair #what if charlie used song therapy on them by accident XD