#what if i buried you so deep underground your immense radiation wouldnt even affect the soil for thousands of years

[ufolvr]

by far my biggest #Flaw as a selfshipper is thinking i could fix any inhuman billionaire guy just by being there.

either by being so normally charming they can't help but love Me specifically (funny) or by standing outside their window at 3am every night until they give their employees longer breaks (scary) (funny) (i want to hurt them)

#secret third option is violently threatening him until he fixes his sorry ass #something soooo alluring about an evil megalomaniacal billionaire guy idk what it is. im either a trophy husband or a threatening presence #working on someone for blight batman beyond bc 'you shouldnt be around me when im shedding' got me. im so fucked up #what if i buried you so deep underground your immense radiation wouldnt even affect the soil for thousands of years #self insert #selfshipping #📡 incoming transmission 📡