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Episode #42
Treehouse of Horror II
Season 3 - Episode 7 | October 31, 1991
The glorious tradition and pageantry of Treehouse of Horror has begun!!! This is the first second Treehouse Show of Ever Time and we must discuss it:
There is a framing device in this episode where Bart, Lisa, and Mr. Homer all eat too much candy food and get nightmares from it, and we see their nightmares!!!!
First there’s a monkey’s paw one. That’s where you get a monkey paw that is magic and grants wishes, and each time you wish a finger on the monkey’s paw curls into it’s palm. I was like, damn, what if you just put that thing on your dick and made wishes and then the fingers wrapped around there and you beat off with it, lmao. I’d wish for some porno! also I would call the monkey paw gay
Then they do a Twilight Zone! The one were the kid controls everything and can wish stuff into the cornfield. This is a good idea. I wish I could do that. If I could just have the world bend to my will I would definitely make a monkey paw wrap around my wiener and beat me off.
Then they do a freaking Frankenstein episode! Except it’s a robot body because I guess it’s too freaky and gross to show corpses on TV. This has the part where Mr. Burns wears Homer’s brains on his head and goes “look at me I’m Davy Crockett!” which I remember laughing so fucking hard at. Also the ending features Homer waking up from his nightmare to find Mr. Burn’s head still sewn onto his body, and there is a fake promo for next week’s Simpsons as if this were a continuity-changing event. Needless to say, it wasn’t, but it confused me so much as a kid that I thought I somehow missed the episode that shows how Mr. Burns got his head back onto his own body.
You know, if I were to have my brain placed inside of a body that was not my own, I would chose a monkey’s body, that way I could
THE B-SODE(S):
I Am Weasel: “The Baboon's Paw”
Season 4 - Episode 10 | March 19, 1999
Wow this cartoon is great! I had to go deep into the future to find another monkey’s paw show. There was a glut of cartoons where somebody gets granted wishes and it does not go well, but I just wanted to get closer to what the show actually is. This episode has I.R. Baboon using his own actual paws for wishes and making a big mess, including getting turned into a handsome, but grotesquely-drawn man. My favorite kind. Also there are some hella racist character designs, lol
Twilight Zone: The Movie: “It’s a Good Life” (segment)
Movie Segment | June 24, 1983
I think this is the second iteration of “It’s a Good Life” I ever saw, after the Simpsons. I finally saw the original episode and was amazed to see how there wasn’t really a resolution to it. Every other version of it tried to tie the story up with a nice bow. Why am I including a live-action segment for the B-SODE? Because fuck you, that’s why. Also, this segment DOES feature Nancy Cartwright getting sent to cartoon hell, as depicted by Sally Cruikshank of Quasi at the Quackadero fame, a film I still badly need to see. What the hell is my hold up? Do yourself a favor and google for some animation cels from this sequence. They are wonderful!
Mighty Mouse: The New Adventures: “Mouse and Supermouse”
Season 2 - Episode 5 | October 15, 1988
FINALLY. I could never get my shit together enough to find a Bakshi Mighty Mouse that matched up with any of these early-ass Simpsons shows, but this one works fine. In this one Petey Pate creates a robot version of Mighty Mouse who also has grotesquely-drawn handsome-man features. There’s a sequence that directly parodies Frankenstein like The Simpsons episode does. Man I love this cartoon so much. I don’t revisit it enough considering that I own it on DVD. This one is delightful.
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The Maggie Simpson Show E1813 Season 18 Finale I am Autistic and proud of it
FADE IN
INT, THE KINDERGARTEN-DAY
Maggie and her class are wearing aprons as they are painting pictures Maggie is sitting next to Skye at the table.
MAGGIE
I love painting its something I love doing!
SKYE
Painting is funnest pretty colors ohhh!
LILLY
Is she okay?
MAGGIE
Yeah she;s just obsessing about what she likes!
JUDITH
( SARCASTIC) Oh please!
MAGGIE
Shut up Judith!
JUDITH
I really hate people with autism!
Maggie gets really mad with Judith she gets off her chair and walks over to Judith
MAGGIE
(ANGRY) you got something to say about people with autism say it my face!
JUDITH
Okay if that’s what you want, I hate people with autism!
Maggie picks up a pot of blue paint and pours it all over judith Then Judith picks up some red paint and pours it all over Maggie then they start fighting in the class room
IN PRINCIPAL SKINNER’S OFFICE
Both Maggie and Judith are standing facing him at his desk still covered in paint.
SKINNER
Mr Johnson tells me you were fighting in class!
MAGGIE
Well yes we did sir and poured paint on each other but she started it she said she hates people with autism!
SKINNER
What!, there is one thing I don’t allow in this school and that’s discrimination Judith I want to see you in my office after school now both of you take a shower and get that paint off!
IN THE GIRLS CHANGING ROOM
Maggie and Judith are taking a shower but they still hate each other.
JUDITH
Here’s the soap!
She throws soap at Maggie.
Then they start pushing each other.
EXT, THE PLAYGROUND-DAY
Maggie has had her shower and she is wearing clean clothes as her clothes have been washed Skye walks up to Maggie to ask her something.
SKYE
What is her problem?
MAGGIE
Skye! Don’t take it personally but she hates both of us because have autism and that’s not our fault!
SKYE
No Maggie!, we was born with this!
Then Lilly comes up them
LILLY
Hi Maggie!, Skye! Want a candy!
She offers them both a sweet and they both take one.
MAGGIE
Thank you!
SKYE
Thank you Lilly its nice mmm!
MAGGIE
Lilly! I’m sorry you had to see me fight with Judith but she just got on my nerves!
LILLY
Oh don’t worry Judith is just in a bad mood because her Daddy’s business is bankrupt!
MAGGIE
How do you know Lilly!
LILLY
Simple my Dad use to deliver jars of Jelly for Mr Robertson but not anymore he no longer does it bankrupt andmy Dad now delivers for Mr Kensington better money for us!. Well see you in class!
Lilly walks away singing to herself.
SKYE
Could that be the real reason?
MAGGIE
Well could be Skye! but who knows!
INT, THE CORRIDOR
Maggie and Skye are walking to class Cooking with Mrs Crabtree then afre stopped by some forth graders.
BIG BOY
I heard you two are autistic does that mean you tics?
MAGGIE
Look let us through stupid!
BIG BOY
And what if we don’t?
Skye sees Maggie is in trouble so she sets herself up for a meltdown the big boys look at Skye who is red in the face and trying very hard not to lose it Skye has a big meltdown in front of everyone.
SKYE
(SCREAMS) You are so stupid, stupid, stupid , stupid, Skye gets on the floor and cries Then she gets up and kicks the trashcan the big boys stand back and run away.
Maggie walks over to Skye and tries to calm her down.
Skye calms herself down.
SKYE
I’m sorry Maggie!
Skye hugs Maggie and cries.
MAGGIE
Its okay on the plus side those big boys ran away!
IN THE COOKING CLASS
Maggie and Skye are late and Mrs Crabtree is not very pleased.
CRABTREE
(ANGRY) Maggie Simpson!, and Skye McDonald! You are very late for class!
MAGGIE
Skye was having a meltdown and I was calming her!
CRABTREE
I don’t know what you two are talking about what is this Meltdown?
SKYE
We are Autism people and I was having a meltdown we’re sorry we are late!
Skye goes in her pocket and gives her a dollar.
SKYE
This is to pay for mine and Maggie’s baking!
CRABTREE
Well okay I’ll let you make something!
She takes the Money from Skye Maggie walks up to Skye and asks her a question.
MAGGIE
Skye!, why did you do that?
SKYE
Its simples really!, I wanted to thank you for helping me with my Meltdown!
MAGGIE
That’s okay Skye!, anything to help!
They both hug right there in the classroom.
JUDITH
Yuck!, someone get me a bucket because I’m going to be sick!
LILLY
Judith I am getting pretty sick of you being mean to Maggie and Skye!, they both have autism but who cares they are our friends Judith!
JUDITH
Not mine there not!
LILLY
Fine be like that!, not my fault your Dad’s business went down the toilet!
Judith hits Lilly across the face.
LILLY
Ow!
JUDITH
you promised you wouldn’t tell!
Judith goes out of the room crying.
CRABTREE
Everyone back to baking please!
IN THE CORRIDOR
Judith is sitting on the floor crying then Lilly Maggie and Skye walk up to her with baking boxes of stuff they have made.
JUDITH
Go away!
LILLY
I’m sorry I told!, if you don’t want to my friend anymore I’ll (SNIFFS) I’ll understand!
MAGGIE
I’m sorry too!
SKYE
I don’t know what I’m sorry for but what the hey!
JUDITH
Guys its fine, its just one of those things I just got so mean to Maggie and Skye that I can’t even forgive myself!
SKYE
You can Judith!, its fine!
MAGGIE
Yeah its okay!
They all hug in the Corridor
SKYE
Group Hugs are the bestest!
LILLY
Why don’t I buy you all lunch!
JUDITH
Yeah Okay!
MAGGIE
Lilly!, are you sure you want to do this?
LILLY
Of course!, if I can’t treat my friends once in a while then what’s the point in having friends?
SKYE
She has a good point!
They all follow Lilly to the dining room.
IN THE DINING ROOM
Maggie Skye and Judith are sitting at a table near the window waiting for Lilly then she comes with a tray of food and puts it on the table.
LILLY
Here we are guys!, tuck in and I got us all drinks too!
They all take a plate and a drink and eat
SKYE
Thank you Lilly!
Lilly smiles at Skye!
INT, THE SIMPSONS DINING ROOM-EVENING
The Simpsons are having Dinner at the table Maggie has invited Skye for Dinner.
HOMER
Oh so you’re Skye!
SKYE
Yes, Mr Simpson!
MAGGIE
I hope its okay if I invited her to dinner she is my friend after all!
HOMER
Be a bit rude to ask her to leave wouldn’t it?
SKYE
I’ll be no trouble I’ll be with Maggie!
LISA
Hi Skye!, I’m Lisa!, Maggie’s sister!
SKYE
Hi! we met when Maggie!, was in the hospital!
LISA
Yes, we did!
BART
What the hell is this?, a reunion of hospital patents?
MAGGIE
Shut up Bart!
IN MAGGIE’S BEDROOM
Maggie and Skye are playing blocks Maggie’s Kiddie Table Skye is almost at the top of the tower then Maggie sneezes and makes Skye knock her tower over Skye looks angry at Maggie!
MAGGIE
Sorry Skye!
SKYE
Its alright!, I’ll make another one!
Maggie walks over to her window and sees Homer shouting at the dog.
HOMER
(YELLING) My Hotdog, Mine, don’t look that way at me!
Maggie starts laughing at Homer this Skye looks over at Maggie
SKYE
Maggie!, what’s funny?
MAGGIE
My Dad yelling at the dog!
Skye gets up knocks over the table and Maggie’s old cup that she has had for years it falls from the shelf and smashes on the floor.
SKYE
Maggie!, I am so, so, so, Sorry!, if you never want to see me again I’ll understand!
MAGGIE
(ANGRY) You broke something I have had for years and cannot be replaced now get the hell out!
Skye leaves Maggie’s Bedroom crying, on the landing Lisa sees Skye crying and wonders why.
LISA
Skye! What’s the problem?
SKYE
(CRYING) Maggie!, yelled at me and told me to get out of her room (SOBS)
LISA
I’ll sort it why don’t you go downstairs and talk to my Mom and Dad!, well maybe just my Mom!
Skye goes downstairs still crying Lisa walks up to Maggie’s Bedroom door and knocks on the door.
LISA
Maggie!, I want to talk to you!
Maggie opens the door with her eyes full of tears.
LISA
Maggie!, is there a problem with you and Skye!
MAGGIE
Damn right there is a problem with me asnd Skye!, look what the hell she did, she broke my happy little elves cup that I have had for years and you can;’t even get them anymore!
LISA
Maggie! Calm down please!
Maggie sits on her bed and tries to calm herself by doing hand flapping because of her autism.
LISA
Maggie! I really think you and Skye should talk about what happened I know she broke your cup but I’m sure Skye is very sorry!
MAGGIE
Okay!, I’ll talk to her!, where is she?
LISA
She’s in the living room with Mom and Dad!
MAGGIE
Oh my god!, I hope Dad isn’t telling her about the time he caused a meltdown and the plant!
IN THE LIVING ROOM
Skye Marge and Homer are sitting on the couch and sure enough Homer is telling Skye about the meltdown at the nuclear plant.
HOMER
And then I got this plaque for saving the day even though it was me that caused it!
SKYE
Mr Simpson!, that’s a good story but do you expect me to believe it?
HOMER
(ANNOYED GRUNT)
then Maggie enters the room she walks towards Skye and tells her she wants to talk to her.
MAGGIE
Skye!, can we talk about what happened upstairs?
SKYE
Yes, of course Maggie!
Skye stands up and and Maggie and Skye stand in the middle of the room facing each other.
MAGGIE
Skye!, I’m sorry I yelled at you its just that I have had the cup you broke for years and I’m kind of sentimental about it!
SKYE
I understand I feel the same way about a teddy bear I have!
MAGGIE
So can we be friends again?
SKYE
Of course!
They both hug in the middle of the room.
SKYE
Maggie! I’m really sorry I broke your cup!
MAGGIE
Its okay, not like I ever use it anyway!
SKYE
Its a bit late for me to be going back home my Dad will be in bed and my Mom works nights so would be okay if I stay here tonight?
MAGGIE
Its fine with me but ask my Mom and Dad!
Skye walks up to Homer and Marge
SKYE
Can I sleep here tonight?
MARGE
Of course Skye!
HOMER
I guess so!
SKYE
Thank you both!, but I do have another problem I don’t have Pajamas!
MAGGIE
Not a problem you can borrow a pair of mine!
IN MAGGIE’S BEDROOM
Skye is having a problem getting Maggie’s Pjama top over her head so Maggie helps her.
SKYE
Maggie!, can you help me please!
MAGGIE
I can yes!
Maggie walks up to Skye and helps her with the Pajama top she gets it over her head with Maggie’s help.
MAGGIE
there you go!
SKYE
Thanks Maggie!
MAGGIE
Do you want the floor or the bed?
SKYE
I prefer a bed!
MAGGIE
So do I!, hey why don’t we share the bed no harm in that!
SKYE
No, no harm at all!
They both get in bed together.
SKYE
Lets go to sleep!
They both go sleep, the next morning Maggie and Skye are still in bed they are cuddling each other they both wake up.
SKYE
Good Morning Maggie!
MAGGIE
Morning Skye!
SKYE
Since you like helping me you can help me in the shower!
In the Simpsons kitchen Skye and Maggie have each had a shower and are wearing their normal clothes they are sitting next to each other at the table.
MAGGIE
I have one thing to say!, I’m autistic and proud of it!
SKYE
I agree with Maggie!, everyone else who hates us people to heck with them!
PAN TO A SHOT OF THE SIMPSONS HOUSE
THE END
DELETED SCENE
Maggie is in the family room listening to Otis Reading on the dock of the bay when Skye comes in
SKYE
Maggie!, I’m Sorry!
They both stand up and hug
END OF SCENE
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