#which are the two methods via which i live my life. shockingly nobody has tried to beat me to death yet

[fluxedbuds]

Personally I hc that jimmy thinks they’re dating and tango thinks they’re just bros, because jimmy is dramatic like that & it’s funny

#Jimmy’s all uwu blushy abt it and tango’s like ‘just hangin with the lads :)’ #tango; the single father of a fucking massive son (rip) #& yes they’re both completely oblivious obvs #double life smp #team rancher #I’m still not a fan of shipping so consider this a compromise- but also it still just feels accurate regardless #edit: i feel like i should specify this scenario doesnt end with them dating #because then its not funny anymore #and also to annoy people #which are the two methods via which i live my life. shockingly nobody has tried to beat me to death yet #footnotes