#because then its not funny anymore

[fluxedbuds]

Personally I hc that jimmy thinks they’re dating and tango thinks they’re just bros, because jimmy is dramatic like that & it’s funny

#Jimmy’s all uwu blushy abt it and tango’s like ‘just hangin with the lads :)’ #tango; the single father of a fucking massive son (rip) #& yes they’re both completely oblivious obvs #double life smp #team rancher #I’m still not a fan of shipping so consider this a compromise- but also it still just feels accurate regardless #edit: i feel like i should specify this scenario doesnt end with them dating #because then its not funny anymore #and also to annoy people #which are the two methods via which i live my life. shockingly nobody has tried to beat me to death yet #footnotes

[one-time-i-dreamt]

My school was being held hostage and my dumbass wasn't aware, so I went down to the front office to say hi, and was met with guns.

#dream #its funny because im not even in highschool anymore #school #hostage situation #guns tw #gun tw

[ezralva]

"I'm his big brother." "He's my big brother."

Yuuji and Choso art from Takeo-san, JJK anime's official illustrator.

#not a repost. click on the link for full pic #im sobbing thank you for drawing them dancing together and smiling so full of mirth aaaahhh and its so beautiful #definitely printing and framing it on my brain and room wall #jujutsu kaisen #choso #yuji itadori #chousou #itadori yuji #jjk choso #jjk itadori #itadori yuuji #jujutsu kaisen official art #jjk art #jjk yuji #i love them too much its not even funny anymore #bestie tysm for finding this art for me! iwoofyou #my starving for their smiles have been staved off because this is from the official illustrator #they look so goddamn happy 😭

[puppyeared]

fake ep idea + doodles

#i was thinking abt how funny it would be if there was a shiftythrifting blog equivalent in lmk. and half the stuff on there is #submitted by wukong. so i thought a yard sale ep would be funny lol #basically the hoard becomes problem one way or another and wukong figures the best way to get rid of his junk is thru ebay #somehow ends up selling world ending artifacts to random megapolis citizens so mk mei and redson have to scramble to find em #purposely meant to mirror the weekly shenanigans s1-2 style eps that are really goofy (dumpling ep noodles ep etc) #but it gets darker and darker because MK is not fucking ok after that whole thing with the scroll and some unchecked identity crisis #for me id want him to kind of. freak tf out because they have to find MULTIPLE chaos inducing items that could end the world while trying t #be sillygoofy and funny about it. so hes trying to mask his panic with “ohhh guys its just like the good ol days ^_^ remember that ^_^” #ESPECIALLY after that whole thing with the ink scroll. also mei doesnt buy any of it and is worried for him the whole time #as for the B plot it could be monkey king also trying to be very relaxed abt selling 4000 years worth of stuff and tang getting all huffy #like “these are priceless artifacts that could help us learn so much about the past!! wtf man!!!” #and maybe it reveals smth like wukong not wanting to hold on anymore bc his past weighs him down. and theyre all reminders #i think azure mentioned that wukong is sentimental (idk if that was genuine or lying to mk) so that could be touched on to #so basically. the theme would be some sort of conversation abt nostalgia. i think. im not a writer so its very fuzzy in my head #if anyone wants to add on or include their own spin on it feel free. also included undercut redson as a treat somewhere in there #myart #lego monkie kid #monkie kid #lmk red son #lmk mei #lmk MK #lmk xiaotian #lmk xiaojiao #lmk sun wukong #lmk swk #doodles #lmk tang #lmk pigsy #lmk traffic light trio #yard sale ep

[pocketramblr]

Absolutely love your writing for all the AU/5 headcanons asks. Can I ask: AU where Rei cheats on Endeavor with All Might? It happens after AM's injury, so she doesn't recognize him, and he ofc doesn't know that she's married in the first place, much less to whom

you make this very difficult for me by giving me a window of 6 and half years for them to have an affair and for every single moment of that window, Rei is institutionalized. how am i supposed to get them to meet, much less take their clothes off. ok. think. there are other fic writers who specialize in this kind of thing, surely. what would they do....

1- ok so. The fire alarm at the hospital goes off. Rei doesn't know if it's a drill or not, but she's been there for seven years and generally does not need a lot of support during something like this like other patients do, so the nurses wave her out and she stands around outside a bit waiting for the fire alarm to stop and them to go back in. (It isn't a drill, they wouldn't have evacuated everyone if it was, but Rei is on the other side of the building and facing away from seeing any smoke) (This smoke is from a villain attack that All Might is taking care of, though he's only got seconds left of his power to use that day. he quickly rushes off, deflating and stumbling out on the other side of the hospital. Where Rei is.)

2- Rei is like "huh that guy doesnt seem to be in good shape" and kinda waves attention at him, and a nurse who's passing out water to patients and keeping an eye on the road gives Toshinori some too, getting more concerned when he dazedly answers that he's All Might and coughs up blood, but the nurse figures he's concussed since he smells of smoke and must have been closer to the fight, and is just reeling from being able to see the number one hero in person. Then they get distracted and wave Toshi to wait nearby, where Rei offers to chill his water and asks if he's alright, if he breathed in any smoke.

3- They chat and then go back into the hospital as it's un-evacuated together, Rei hanging out in the lobby where he sits as the hospital staff focus on getting everyone else back to their rooms. It pays to be low priority sometimes. Eventually she tells him her name is Rei and that she's in room K18, if he ever wants to visit or call. She doesn't get to talk to anyone except doctors, family visitors, or other paitients, and most of them don't stay nearly as long as she does. It's been seven years, and she's very lonely. Toshinori is lonely too, and when he's out of time for a day and feeling useless with nothing to do, he likes to talk to a friend.

4- Rei has been in the hospital for eight years when it gets physical. At that point, Toshinori knows a bit about her family. She has kids, mentions visits from a son and daughter, and then quietly mentioned when her son turned seventeen- her daughter's already twenty. She's been there for so much of their lives. He asks if she's married, and she admits she isn't sure how to file for divorce in a hospital like she is, if she even can, if she wants to because she'd lose custody, if it matters when she's not raising them anyway. He doesn't ask much more, knows there is a dead child and a baby she says isn't safe with her there. Toshinori never called Nana 'mom' to her face while she was alive, and had a reason for it, and has a similar reason for not asking more, not asking for the other names when he gets Fuyumi and Natsuo's. Yes, the doctors and nurses all know Rei has a boyfriend who visits. they don't say anything. who would they even tell, anyway. I debated the humor of reusing the bit from candlelight shoto that Toshi and Rei could have a kid with a fire quirk, but yeah here? Rei ain't getting pregnant, absolutely not.

5- When Natsuo turns eighteen, Rei does actually file for divorce, or at least tries to get the ball rolling on that. Toshinori's trusted her that her marriage is over in all but name, but he's more at ease with it ended fully. Fuyumi is crushed but burying it all deep inside. Natsuo is like 'what are you talking about. divorce is the most normal possible outcome here.' But anyway, Rei also begins to bring up being discharged- something she never bothered with earlier, when it seemed like she'd never be able to go home while Shoto was there, and never would want to go back anyway. (Her parents are absolutely not an option either so where would she go once discharged? the hospital was her only security.) Toshinori then tells her at this point about his diagnosis, that he's supposed to be terminal, in a way. He doesn't have a lot of time he can give her. Rei says that's ok, she'll take what she can get. She moves in. Fuyumi still goes out to eat with her once a week, though Rei doesn't say she's moved in with a boyfriend, just says she's in a safe place and it's not Fuyumi's job to worry about it, please, let her do that, relax, be her daughter instead of a mother. Natsuo adds her to his cellphone plan and gets her one. Rei doesn't tell Toshinori her ex's identity. Toshinori doesn't tell her about OfA, though she does know he's mentoring a student for heroics and is very proud of him. (Toshinori is a secretary at Might Tower, he's a great mentor. Oh huh, he got a job position at UA at the same time as All Might, she wonders if they carpool.)

+1- OK THE REVEAL so the reveal is. Toshinori gets home from the SF. And Rei almost knocks him out by the door, eyes wide and panicked, asking if he's ok, if Shoto's ok. Toshinori is like "... young todoroki? yeah he's alright? i know his fight with young bakugo looked bad but- Rei???" And that's when it all clicks for him, he's having dozens of horrible realizations at once, all while Rei weeps over her youngest. Toshinori's been a hero for a very, very long time. He's felt hopeless, before. But even then, he's known what needs to be done, he just isn't able to do it. But now? he's at a complete loss with no idea what he should do.

#quick poll here. um. do we think shoto knows his parents are divorced #because i mean theres a lot of things he doesnt know about his family that he should #its not like they're really talking at that point #on the other hand. would enji have told him out of frustration for him clinging to his ice when rei left them? #basically. which one is funnier #Shoto going 'mom divorced you??? OH HELL YEAH GOOD FOR HER IM ONLY USING ICE TO CELEBRATE THAT i mean i know she hates me sure she should. #as long as she isn't tied to YOU anymore either we are going down hand in unlovable hand old man!!!' #or #shoto having no idea of the divorce and so when the truth comes out #either from toshinori or rei #hes like 'HELL YEAH YOUVE BEEN CHEATING ON DAD WITH ALL MIGHT???? HIGH FIVE MOM THATS THE BEST POSSIBLE REVENGE DABI WISHES HE'D #ORCHESTRATED THIS BUT HE NEVER HAD THE CREATIVITY TO!!! wait what do you mean its not cheating anymore because youre divorced' #these tags are funny because wow theres a lot of yikes and heavy stuff in the main post. ah ha ha. ah. #pocket talks to people #ask game #anon

[prapais]

when they were getting their braincells, rain and pai were too busy arguing in the queue, so only payu and sky got theirs

#asiandramanet #asianlgbtqdramas #asianlgbtqdrama #love in the air #prapaisky #payurain #lita #mygifs #last one bc its 6am and my eyes hurt a little so i need a break </3 #but i just had to because this is too funny #rain i cant defend you anymore im so sorry sig was right you're just so silly why would u tell them the exact location fsbfbdshf #i hate when there are more than two people talking and i need to put text on the gifs but i guess this is the price for a scene w them all

[monsterroonio]

more surface Rood because I am obsessed with them. They're so emotionally stunted its crazy

#look at them!!! #ugh #i love them sm #theyre so nervous #its so funny because in the underground they literally try to kill eachother in public #but on the surface they get scared to hold hands #enemies to lovers realness #rood #surface rood #red #roo #roo art #underfell sans #fell sans #underfell #underfell sona #underfell oc #dude idk what she is anymore #shes swag #thumbs up

[a-tired-human-draws-junk]

Dunmeshi themes of consumption on the brain

#i just love dunmeshi so much #its exactly my jam #falin chimera form my beloved #showed this to my mom amd she was like is she just holding the blood?? playing in it? #and i was just like idk shes hungry *shrugs* #ehich sounds super funny and kinda ominous #fitting for dunmeshi i think lol #i just love the whole to live is to consume #to eat #whatever #to live you have to eat #to have lived is to be eaten #i think falin is really interesting in that aspect #especially in chimera form #her mouth is to small to keep her fed properly with her huge body #she died and was revived and she was turned into a dragon #and now revived and under thistles order is she truly living for she cannot be full #and the whole immortal town or whatever #they dont eat anymore because they dont need to #they dont eat #are they truly living? #and the answer is no #atleast not well #idk i just like the eating themes #dunmeshi #delicious in dungeon #falin #falin touden #dungeon meshi #dunmeshi fanart

[edwardslostalchemy]

Shouto and Ochako being such close friends that people think they're together is one of my favorite funny tropes because Shouto is over here like "I'm gay but if anyone hurts her, I will murder them", and Ochako is over here not even saying anything, she'll straight up jump someone if they try to hurt Shouto.

#if youre not so close thats people confuse you for a couple or married couple are you even best friends? #this happens to my best friend and i ALL the time #its not even funny anymore #someone thought he was my husband because he was next to me in a picture #bnha #shouto todoroki #ochako uraraka #platonic shouchako #platonic todochako #their fans seeing them walking together or saving each other theyre like #theyre married your honor #meanwhile Shouto and Ochako are over here like lol not my type but i would friend marry you for the benefits #they love each other like siblings i can see them bullying each other the way siblings do #they're the siblings they didnt think they wanted

[bonetrousledbones]

my biggest irl secret is that at some point i started telling people i like drawing skeletons because i was too embarrassed to say i draw undertale fanart and that snowballed into getting more skeleton themed things which i liked but didnt really go out of my way for and now its not a lie anymore and whenever i need to buy something i will try my very best to find a skeleton version of it and now i’ve fallen to my self fulfilling prophecy of becoming the skeleton guy

#trousled rambles #its so funny to me now. i didnt wanna be cringe but now im just weird in a different way #there is an actual plastic skeleton (his name is roderick) hanging from my bed in my dorm rn. my roommate gave him mini sunglasses #that bed also has skull shaped string lights under it #half of my tshirts have skeletons on them #i have one ribcage hoodie and have been trying for several years now to get another one for my birthday #i have one singular necklace that is not skeletom themed. my favorite necklace is a cat skull #the only reason i dont wear my shoes with skeleton feet on them is because they hurt my feet #listen. people will tell you not to let lies snowball but they never tell you it can actually be so fucking funny #its not even a lie anymore this is just genuinely who i have become #this lie has consumed me and im better for it #EDIT I FORGOT ABOUT MY SKELETONS SHOWER CURTAIN AND SKULL SHAPED SOAP DISPENSER AT MY HOUSE #AND HARVEY!!!!! MY OTHER PLASTIC SKELETON IM SO SORRY HARVEY YOU WERE TOO HUMAN SIZED TO BRING WITH ME #final edit. i also forgot my jack skellington mug that i'm using as a pencil holder #look when you accidentally give yourself a niche of easy gifts for people to give it is your civic duty to lean into it as hard as possible

[waroferas]

(trying not to run head-first into the nearest wall) ravio is cool . i like ravio

#honestly . i did not ever expect to take him for serious #i already knew that he (SPOILERS.......................) was the lorule counterpart to link but i didnt understand what that meant overall #i just thought he was funny!!! this isnt funny anymore man . i keep pausing to put my head in my hands irl. he found his courage #lorule in general is making me sick . one of the first things hilda tells you abt it is that it looks similar to your world. but it isnt #lorule is not an exact copy. or even like a shadow . its is its own parallel world. hilda does not betray you because zelda wouldnt #hilda betrays you bc she feels like it was her last option. zelda insists that she understands hilda's actions bc she might have done the #same if she were that desperate to do good by her kingdom. myyy god #AND RAVIO. he isnt cowardly because link is heroic. that isnt how it works. he just had a different perspective #maybe he didn't take hilda on himself. but he did still take action by guiding link to taking down hilda behind the scenes #and what is link about if not action? what does zelda strive for if not caring of her kingdom? goodness. #i feel weird saying “ravio is a link at heart” but only because it goes both ways. two sides of the same coin. link is a ravio at heart. #same goes for zelda and hilda #frogtxts

[nonbinarylesbianherb]

Welcome to the wlw/nblw shipping fandom! you have:

canon ships that end sadly or the show gets cancelled

non canon ships that will never become canon

#yennaia #rhaenicent #wenclair #supercorp #avatrice #villaneve #siuraine #breznick #lumity #jackieshauna #so many more #like way too many more #I am going to be missing a large amount of ships and shows on this #some ive probably even seen but blocked out because well #wlw love #wlw and nblw only #please stop cancelling our shows #its not funny anymore #nblw love #wlw ships #supergirl #the witcher #warrior nun #yellowjackets #wednesday #hotd #killing eve #the good doctor #i think no one but myself even knows what breznick is but its fine #the owl house

[mentallyillbutokay]

I want to ride him, like it's not even funny anymore

I'd give him an heir alright, it'd take 9 months though

#fyp #obey me #obey me! #obey me headcanons #obey me mc #obey me mammon #i want to ride him #like its not funny anymore #i wanna ride him until the sun goes down #hes got the biggest dick #i can vouch for that btw #I'd give him the ol' sloppy toppy #see if i wont #the great mammon #no tags #ironic because i'm using tags lmfao

[sister-2-sleep]

I love mcr so much

#its not even funny anymore #Im actually crying because of how much i love them #like actual tears #mcr #my chemical romance #gerard way #frank iero #mikey way #ray toro #2am rambling with xay

[tokyogruel]

if shidou doesnt dance in his third video im (remembers saying that im going to hurt myself isnt funny and is just harmful) beating him to death with a rock

#creature speaks #there is a draft version of this where i just say im gonna kms anyway #because i think its funny and im not actively suicidal anymore :thumbs up:

[wilted3sunflowers]

your trademark is being obsessed with pearls

its still to this day

so funny

im the pearl person

because originally, i hated drawing pearl an didnt like drawing skinny people [i still struggle with it but now my main weakspot is muscles] but pearls offered customability and fanciful outfits...and that people would often buy my pearls first

so it really ended up that i would just make more more pearls to satisfy the demand

#i think its funny #tinseltina #i originally would like only draw chubby and soft women as you could look back at my fantrolls #often they would be curvy #a lot of unseen ocs are just women of various sizes because theyrewhat i make for ships #and a lot of men #marrow talks #ask #in fact thats even the reason i had chubby pearl druzy in the first place #i didnt want to draw a skinny pearl anymore!