#which is not THAT tiny though it's a good 3 inches shorter than WYZ and 4 inches shorter than LHK

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@little-smartass said: So I'm really bad at napping because brain won't shut up, and my husband has multiple times TRICKED me into napping via cuddles, and I can imagine Xichen and Mingjue tricking JGY by being like "babe come to bed ;)" and then after five minutes of being squished between them, warm and cuddly, he just passes right out

:0 DEVIOUS MAN! Now, is it a trick or a tried and true solution... 🤔

There is no escape, they both smell so nice and when they all tangle their feet up and he buries his nose in Xichen’s neck and Mingjue’s breath is nice and warm in his hair, it probably takes about 30 fuckin’ seconds for him to be completely out. 

@ladyofrosefire said: He is small enough to be picked up and tossed over someone's shoulder like a sack of potatoes and I, personally, think somone should do that. For his health.

Someone kidnap that man! Doctors orders!! 

#which is not THAT tiny though it's a good 3 inches shorter than WYZ and 4 inches shorter than LHK #Tho novel JGY is 5'5 #reply #little-smartass #ladyofrosefire #Now is it a matter of him being SMALL enough or them being strong enough or BOTH #ZZJ is 5'10 which is only .5 inches taller than me so #So I suppose canonically he is small