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#while Jake's real first time was well very dubious consent
mahalshairyballs · 2 years
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The Moon Boys and sexual experience
When was their 'first time'
Steven : ...34
Marc : Wow and I thought my 20 was late
Jake : 14
Steven : what ?
Marc : what ?
Jake : what? The body was horny
Marc : not particularly...
Steven : I don't remember that...
Jake : well I took care of it for us, you're welcome
Steven & Marc : ...
Marc : when was your first time with, hum, a man ?
Jake : 14
Marc : ...
Jake : with a girl it was 16 I think, remember that girlfriend you had in high school ?
Marc : I wouldn't really call her a girlfriend we were sort of on-and-off, two fucked up kids being fucked up together. I didn't even sleep with her
Jake : Well I did
Steven: I don't even want to know about any of those stories...
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