#why are hera's pants so fucking tight! why is she still wearing orange if she's not wearing a flight suit! it's the wrong orange!!

[girderednerve]

i know we all already know that the ahsoka show is bad but it is so fucking bad. there is zero narrative reason for this show to exist, its plot requires random character assassination (why is hera so bad at her job? why is sabine suddenly terrible at fighting? why is ahsoka a grouchy block of wood?), and the production design is bizarrely horrible (the lekku & makeup still look awful, nothing looks lived-in, the lighting is flat as hell). i am still watching it so the joke is on me here but i hate that we arrived here, watching flat characters mouth dull jokes to move a senseless plot in a world which looks completely dead. it didn't have to be like this

#this is my fault for still caring obviously but like. whyyyyy #the stock answer for years about what made the original trilogy so compelling was the grime!! & now we're just in galaxy's edge forever #why are hera's pants so fucking tight! why is she still wearing orange if she's not wearing a flight suit! it's the wrong orange!! #why is she now super bad at politics & letting her subordinates take the heat for her! what the fuck! #why is sabine terrible with a lightsaber & unaware that you can fight well without being able to see? she learned from kanan jarrus!! #why did we need to see anakin again i love anakin he's hilarious to me but we did not actually need heavyhanded reminders that he's vader #anakin wasn't ahsoka's only teacher. perhaps he wasn't even her most important one; she could talk to obi wan or frankly rex! #what sense of lineage & inheritance am i meant to get from CGI botox hayden christensen?? agh!! #this show is INFURIATING. i should do something else with my time