#wraithion? wrathion? whatever it is

[here-there-were-dragons]

as someone who knows literally absolutely nothing about warcraft beyond “there’s a guy named deathwing apparently” “everyone is butt-ugly as fuck and the aesthetic seems to be running on a version of anime exaggeration philosophy that has pure testosterone where the cutesy glittery stuff would normally be” “owned by blizzard, i think?” “spreadsheets: the game” “sweaty basement dwellers” “probably a cliche power fantasy trope slop” “jesus christ what is that abomination against character design” “seriously why do all the characters look like that i hate it” “definitely NOT my thing” and “leeroy jenkins”,

and as someone who only found out today that wraithion and sabellian are... people that exist presumably outside of the three cutscenes i saw when youtube saw me watching an unrelated video and decided i want to see EVERYTHING with cutscene in the title,

if wraithion and sabellian can’t share the black dragonflight like good brothers, they should cut every single black dragon in half equally and share the halves.

aka i think the funniest option would be if both of them became king of whatever the fuck is going on and their blatant little-brother-wants-a-turn-on-the-xbox squabbles continued in perpetuity. i don’t know anything about warcraft but i think that would be very funny if that happened.

#never thought i's see the day i would even HAVE anything to say on this franchise much less use this tag but #world of warcraft #question for people who actually care about this franchise. is wraithion always... like that? #wraithion? wrathion? whatever it is #the guy who acts like he's trying to be bargain bin jack sparrow but just kind of sucks #they could also steven universe themselves together into their ultimate form: Sabathtian #aka Black Sabbathion #for the record i don't actually care in the slightest what world of warcraft does much less what world of warcraft does about this #depression-induced showerthoughts #my entire knowledge of these two's existence consists of 3 cutscenes yet this mental image is funny enough #that i'm almost considering checking in the tags to see if there's any mildly amusing memes #we'll see whether my constant depression goes the 'doomscroll mildly funny tags' or 'forget about this in 10 minutes' direction