Ari 🏜️!! I was reading about the Old West again and read about those gunfights (usually most folks imagine draw duels for this) and I looked at a list of them 🤔 most of them were in Arizona from what I read! I found it very interesting 😌
and about the heart patterns in this, it’s cuz Ari is also known as the Valentine State because their statehood day is the same day as that, and the color palette for this was inspired off of their state flag cuz well, it’s a good flag they’ve got! I suppose this is an early statehood day gift to Ari 🐶
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Utah: In the name of the Father, Son, and Holy Ghost-
New Mex: Head, shoulders, knees, and toes-
Arizona: Turn up your nose and strike that pose-
Colorado: HEYYYYY MACARENA!!!
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Nevada (talking about New Jersey) : I have to find my darling husband! I’m so worried about him!
Arizona : Seriously, what do you see in that guy?
Nevada : He makes me laugh.
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Western Page!
Look at all the skrunkles (click for better quality)
Headcanon time bitches!! >:D
-Alaska groups himself with them to make his life easier, he does not enjoy being in this group though
-Idaho and Oregon are married (almost canon)
-Washington and Colorado own body pillows (yes plural)
-Utah hates mirrors (because he only sees a sinner when he looks in them and hates it)
-Utah and Utah University (the red one idk) are different people
-Montana has social anxiety
-Most of them have a token midwestern friend ™️
-(this one’s by @hibiscuslynx ) California had golden blonde hair during the gold rush but it has been turning brown ever since
-Washington and Miss Washington (Sarah Jay Pierce) are TOTAL gossip girls. Like look at them, they are so salty and I LOVE IT
-Colorado rarely has alcoholic or nicotine
-Ari is just a sweaty boy
-Idaho has chronic basic white man disorder and it is lethal 😔
-New Mexico and Colorado have annual cook offs where they see who can make this hottest green chili and/or who can handle the hottest chili
-Arizona, Wyoming, and Utah oversee this cook off to make sure no one dies because Colorado passed out one year.
LGBT+ headcanons!:
Washington-Gay
Oregon-Gay(canon)
California-Gay
Nevada-Genderfluid Transneutral Bi
Arizona-Bi Transmasc
New Mexico-Gay
Utah-Bi
Idaho-Gay
Montana-Asexual Panromantic
Wyoming-Greysexual Biromantic
Colorado-Bi Demiromantic
Alaska-Bi Transmasc
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Arizona: oh— this? It’s a skin condition
California: just put moisturizer on it
Arizona: it’s not that simple
*later that night*
Arizona: *puts moisturizer on it*
*skin gets better quickly
Arizona: WHAT THE FU—
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Colorado [completely high]: Is stabbing someone immoral?
California and Nevada: Not if they consent to it.
New Mexico: Depends on who you're stabbing
Arizona: And on how times you stab them
Utah: Yes??!!
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Could we get a four corner
Or the whole group possibly
Here yah go
It look almost 4 hours and I still don’t like it that much. Art is hard 😒
But it’s fine tho. We got the sillies 😔💅 enjoy. 🏃♂️
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Happy Valentine’s Day AND Arizona statehood!!!
who’s gonna be zonies birthday valentine.
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Arizona… quite the fan of him, I gave him some sick tats for phoenix and fire or whatever 😼 I dunno anything about Ari, but I like their vibes alright, silly copper boy. Who want him
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Utah: How do you feel about children?
Arizona: They're okay I guess. Like if I saw one, I wouldn't throw a rock at them
Utah: Why would you throw a rock at a child?!
Arizona: I just said I wouldn't
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Colorado : If you press the gas and break pedal at the same time what happens?
Arizona : The car takes a screenshot
Nevada : Get the fuck out of my car.
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