#wttt massachusetts

[stawpny]

I awaken from hibernation to give you this:

northeastern states with a cat

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New York: the one who brings the cat into the NE wing despite Gov not wanting pets and the rest of the NE wishes.

New Jersey: the one who buys the food for the cat and treats it like his child.

Massachusetts: the one who is so reluctant to a cat at first but falls in love with it after a few days (fights w/ NY abt the cat)

Pennsylvania: took him a while to warm up to the small animal but lets it sleep on his lap if it wants (he’ll fall asleep too, old man 🤧)

Rhode Island: the one who is happy that there is someone/something else in the house that’s smaller than him, but also secretly hates it

New Hampshire: the one who hides the cat under the table at meals and pets it

Maine: the one who gets the cat toys to play with and sometimes brings it into his room and sleeps with it

Vermont: the one who dresses it up in costumes and makes it look silly

Connecticut: the one who is the most hesitant to the cat, the most law abiding, but eventually gives up after Mass and Penn gave in

Delaware: like Cut, but will hold the cat whenever he can and sometimes brings it to the southern wing

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-they’ll name it something extremely soft. I was thinking Sprinkles or something like that (idk why 😭) and they’ll introduce it to anyone who comes in like it’s a child.

-They will fight over the cat, even Delaware and Connecticut.

-^ but they always make sure that it’s not in the room with them when they fight (no bad examples here)

-Massachusetts is a sucker when it comes to animals, just like NY, but more domestic animals.

-New York will have to hide his rats and pigeons, but he’s willing to make that sacrifice.

-^ He also gets with NJ and makes fun of all of his fellow states on how they love this animal

#wttt #wttsh #welcome to the statehouse #wttt new york #wttsh new york #wttsh headcanons #wttt headcanons #wttt new jersey #wttt massachusetts #wttt pennsylvania #wttt new hampshire #wttt maine #wttt vermont #wttt delaware #wttt rhode island #wttt connecticut #wttt northeast #kitties!!

[lizardtheacorn]

@derek-draws-stuff this was fun to draw :3

something something 1st anniversary maybe idk

virginia gets cool sunglasses because I said so :)

#wttt #wttsh #welcome to the statehouse #welcome to the table #wttt fanart #wttsh fanart #wttt art #wttsh art #wttt ships #wttsh ships #wttt shipping #wttsh shipping #wttt virginia #wttsh virginia #wttt massachusetts #wttsh massachusetts #wttt pennsylvania #wttsh pennsylvania

[misery-has-no-company-now]

Massachusetts: Back in my day-

Maine: Shut the fuck up, it hasn't been your "day" for over three centuries now. You're practically ancient history at this point. They've found fossils younger than you. Sit down.

Louisiana: [avoids responsibility (sips daiquiri)]

#maine snapped #he is fed up #mass was too stunned to speak #loui is shooketh #welcome to the table #wttt #wttt louisiana #wttt maine #wttt massachusetts

[dailymothanon]

Saw that @derek-draws-stuff post of them asking someone to draw Mass in the Dunkins jumpsuit thingabajig and frankly I have not seen it done yet and I decided to take up the responsibility myself 😼 it was just too good... I wonder how much Ginny hates it if he does❣️(I forgot to say in my oddly specific hcs that Mass has a crooked nose from having fighting so much 😒)

#i might just save this for color rendering some other time tbh #wttt #welcome to the table #welcome to the statehouse #ben brainard #wttt fan art #wttt headcanons #wttt fanart #wttsh fanart #wttsh #wttt massachusetts #wttsh massachusetts

[mur-art]

Hello Mur, I hope you’re having a good time

May I request some Mass/Ginny? And if not them, then maybe just some Virginia?

Thank you :)

You just remind me of the nights of smoke and dirty jokes

Darkened rooms with lonely ghosts

And they were beautiful some time ago

But time keeps rollin' us on

Some historical Mass/Ginny. The southern gentleman and the (ex)Puritan sailor (who by this point has a true talent for swearing like one). Name a more iconic duo.

I drew this while listening to like 4 hours of sea shanties so… take that as you will 😂

Let me know if you have HCs about these two! I’d like to know what, if anything, this scene inspires.

Close up of Mass’s face under the cut bc he’s a cutie

#wttt #welcome to the table #asks #mur art #wttt virginia #wttt massachusetts #the table #I love them okay. #I started drawing mass kinda posh like Ginny but then I realized like #his personality is def more working class #so I figured he’d be a hard working sailor or something similar #when he’s not starting wars anyway #he def knows his way around a ship and can sing a shanty like no one’s business

[alaskasbignaturals]

Mass wishes you all a very Happy St Paddy's Day! He celebrates by getting drunk and belting Celtic tunes ☘

#the hockey jersey is actually a youth hockey jersey #but it looks so nice #so i used it #i really don't care loll #also ive been listening to this song all day along with other celtic music #boston has been packed with drunk ppl all weekend #including the T #anyways hehe #wttt #wttsh #welcome to the table #welcome to the statehouse #wttt fanart #wttsh fanart #wttt massachusetts #wttsh massachuestts #ben brainard #yetiarttag #my art

[simonhateslore]

I had the random idea that Mass would see a giant ass rat and and think it was a cat. I don't know. I think it's funny. Thought of York first but I think we would actually know how to identify a rat. Extra doodles below.

#wttsh #wttt #art #ibis paint #wttt massachusetts #wttt new york #Maybe I was just sick when i thought of this #i can totally draw rats

[s-e-v-e-n-24]

They are my beloveds

#they both have chronic simp behaviour #york is just plotting currently #wttsh new york #wttt new york #wttsh massachusetts #wttt massachusetts #massyork #Guys wait I just founc out their initials spell MA-NY #many #ha #welcome to the table #welcome to the statehouse #wttt #wttsh #the statehouse #the table #my art #sev's art

[goldengay49]

Massachusetts: “after you die, you can still hear for a little, what’s the last thing you’d want to hear?”

Utah: “my wife and kids”

New York: “my ma… just telling me stories…”

Florida: “Loui, having a conversation with me as if I were still here”

California: “…”

California: “well now I feel like an ass for thinking ‘by the way’ by RHCP”

#wttt #wttt fandom #welcome to the table #welcome to the statehouse #wttt california #wttt headcanons #wttt fanfic #wttt texas #wttt florida #wttt new york #wttt incorrect quotes #wttt massachusetts #wttt utah #wttsh massachusetts #wttsh utah #wttsh new york #wttsh florida #wttt louisiana #wttsh louisiana #wttsh california #wttt floui

[theywhoshantbenamed]

NY: why don’t you shut the fuck up before i slit your throat and watch the honor roll out?

MA: are you threatening me??

NY: no I’m hitting on you flash me a titty bitch

#excessive swearing #swearing cw #violence tw #wttt #welcome to the table #ben brainard #wttt new york #wttt massachusetts #class of 09

[blujaykai]

CA: Huh. This isn't that bad.

MA: Told you.

CA: Still could use an eco-friendly cover. And maybe a little more sugar.

MA: Fuck off.

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These 2 are THE nerdiest nerds to ever NERD they literally work on complex coding (and some serious hacking but don't tell gov) in the same room together and call it relationship goals 💖💞💕

Mass loves the naturally sparkling gold of Cal's eyes and Cal adores Mass' soothing bay blue ones

When they argue they like to refer to their respective mountains of degrees and doctorates and be like "WELL IM A CETRIFIED BLAH BLAH" "OH YEAH?? BITCH I HAVE AN ENTIRE DEGREE ON BLCHAHSBJDN" and they could literally go on for HOURS bc they both have such high egos surrounding education/tech

Cal def swears more whenever they're with Mass ("You motherfucking shithead!" "Aw ily2 bastard.)

He isn't telling a damn SOUL about this but Mass loves being hugged by Cal for long periods. Although they're an awkward bumbling string-bean of a state Mass can't lie and say Cal's hugs (their arms are long so they can fully wrap em around him and its soooo comforting) don't warm his very core like Californian valley sunrises and shifting desert sands—a loving and nurturing embrace of the grand redwood forests he's come to cherish.

#wttt california #wttsh #wttsh california #wttt #wttt massachusetts #wttsh massachusetts #calimass #?? what r these two nerds calleddd

[hibiscuslynx]

you can say the same thing a thousand times nothing’s gonna change me

better strange - james supercave

if u cant read my writing: be just like i want you to be you’re so much better strange you’re so much better when you make mistakes with me

anyway yeah this is that unfinished comic i was talking abt fhgjshfjghj i cqnt get them off my mind arrgrtghggh theyre soooooo. !!!!!!! anyway this song just. attached itself to my brain and i Had to draw something with it and ny & mass :P i dont have the motivation to go anywhere farther than this but alas . u guys did wanna see it :3

ive also mostly solidified my ny & mass designs now !! u cant see it that well but yes mass does have a mullet . he would kill me if he knew who i based it off of

#wttt #wttsh #welcome to the table #welcome to the statehouse #wttt new york #wttt massachusetts #my art #tw blood #tw smoking #if u see the ***** **** influence no u dont <3 #will everything i draw abt them have blood and/or smoking? only time will tell

[abcwordsurge]

New York: (walks in, looking around casually)

Mass: What are you looking for?

New York: My will to live

California: (walks in)

New York: Oh, there it is

#wttt #welcome to the table #wttt incorrect quotes #wttt new york #wttt massachusetts #wttt california #wttt caliyork #wttsh #welcome to the statehouse

[thatoneangrytuga]

Hello hi here’s a headcanon(pretty much California focused)

California has asthma really bad lungs 1) bc of wildfires 2) bc of smog(San Bernardino had some of the worst smog of any county in the states)

Also he likes doing outdoorsy stuff like hiking, running, surfing, snorkeling, etc. . He just likes to be outside(golden retriever energy tbh)

Speaking of running I also think he started a running group with Massachusetts and their most frequent members are Colorado and DC

He likes to try new things and start new projects but he loses interest pretty easily so he has a lot of “hobbies” that he says he’s gonna get back into but chances are he won’t

That’s all I have for now, I hope you don’t mind me rambling in your asks lol

The Cali brainrot is real in this comunity frfr ‼️‼️

Im gonna open up to requests 😶‍🌫️, because doing this was fun, and i need something fun to do in free time, so dont be afraid to send something in my ask box or dms. ANYWAYSS! Tysm @theywhoshantbenamed for sending in something 😼🫶 Feel free to rant as much as you want in my asks, i dont mind it at all! (+ i leant something new!)

#pls read #wttt #welcome to the table #wttt fanart #wttt california #wttt colorado #wttt massachusetts #wttt gov #gov and dc are different people in my head #doodle #doodles #digital doodle

[dailymothanon]

Witch 🫵！！ they got him burning at the stake… whoo yeah Halloween, Halloween whooyeah 👻 Massachussettes will not forget this… and he holds grudges for at least a century long

#wttt #welcome to the table #ben brainard #wttt fanart #welcome to the statehouse #wttt fan art #wttt headcanons #wttsh fanart #wttsh #wttt massachusetts #wttsh massachusetts #wttsh fan art

[mur-art]

mass buys another dunkin onesie for York and forces it on him so they can match

I had to do it, anon! Hope you enjoy, you MassYork enjoyers!

This is now the third (???) piece in the “States Bothering Their Rivals While Wearing Silly Onesies” Saga. It’s a direct reference/sequel to this one, in which Mass is not at all completely obnoxious about his new Dunkins onesie. /s

Alt text under the cut:

First image:

Mass, wearing a onesie covered in the Dunkin Donuts logo, presents New York with a onesie covered in pictures of donuts.

Mass: “Hey Yorkie, look what I got for you—!”

York: FUCK NO!

(beat)

NO WAY IN HELL IM GONNA WEAR THAT!

Second Image:

10 Minutes Later…

*New York is wearing the onesie (secretly enjoying being warm and cozy)*

Mass: HAHAHA! Get it?? I’m Dunkin’ and you’re donuts!!

York: *thinking* I hate him. I can’t believe this fuckin’ idiot has Harvard…

…and started the Revolution…

#wttt #welcome to the table #the table #asks #mur art #welcome to the statehouse #ben brainard #wttt New York #wttt Massachusetts #wttt fanart #the longest fuckin part of this was ALL THE DUNKINS LOGOS #there’s definitely easier ways I could have done it but I chose the hardest possible way #as per usual for me