#wttt pennsylvania

[dailymothanon]

Boy will be boys, they say. And these boys sleep like one of them is practicing for their own open casket funeral (Mass) and the other. Well, the other. Penn in his jamas because I think thats him okay, he's pathetic dad core and I will throw a bucket of water at him

#how does Ginny stand them #that is a phenomenon within itself tbh #wttt #welcome to the table #welcome to the statehouse #ben brainard #wttt fan art #wttt fanart #wttt headcanons #wttsh #wttsh fanart #wttt pennsylvania #wttsh pennsylvania #wttt massachusetts #wttsh massachusetts

[ianduncankinnie]

I know I have an idea but I haven't had the idea yet so idk what the idea is but I know I'll have it.

#ben brainard #welcome to the table #welcome to the statehouse #wttt #wttsh #wttt pennsylvania

[derek-draws-stuff]

A few head cannons because why not :)

Texas literally just can’t do most math so he keeps a calculator with him, he has it so much he’s just trademarked it

Pennsylvania likes to take some northeastern states out (or whoever’ll come with him) on the first day of his hunting season

If you call Indiana anything but his name or Hoosier, he just won’t respond

New York likes sad songs

Wisconsin has a dad sneeze and literally launches anything in his hand, sometimes he ends up soaking people with beer

At the table state have a respective light over their chair that goes out or changes color when something happens, like a power outage

Gov gets sick easily from his high stress levels

The northeast thinks 2010’s music is a bop (don’t ask why, it just is)

Surprisingly, Massachusetts and California are friends. They have an irresponsible nerd (MA) and responsible nerd (CA) friendship dynamic

#welcome to the table #wttt #wttt gov #wttt wisconsin #wttt massachusetts #wttt new york #wttt headcanons #wttt california #wttt indiana #wttt texas #wttt pennsylvania

[ruined-sketchbook]

So after almost falling over at work like six times because my left leg in particular hates me I finally decided it might be time to start using a cane.

So here are some doodles of Pennsylvania and Janus with canes and Remus with some knee braces. Because projecting onto blorbos is how I process things.

(And yes Janus' dialogue here is me @ing myself /j)

#sanders sides #welcome to the table #janus sanders #remus sanders #wttt pennsylvania #wttt #I haven't been able to use the cane TOO much but it's definitely helped when I have used it #Every time I draw Penn with his cane he's annoyed at Florida why is this the pattern I've ended up in lmao

[hibiscuslynx]

new headcanon just dropped for PA, IDC, and district. gov? you want to inflict the stress of sports on gov? that man can only handle so much. the washington capitals would break him. im sparing him the trouble

#wttt #wttsh #welcome to the table #welcome to the statehouse #wttt pennsylvania #wttt idc #wttt dc #this has been in my drafts for months what the fuck how did i never post this

[northduhcodeuh]

Can you do any Pennsylvania?

No pressure btw :3

There yah go 👍

His design might change but this is the base of what I kinda want.

I’m thinking middle aged dad who has given up on his responsibilities. He hasn’t paid child support, Virginia is ready to throw hands/hj

#him and Delaware are dating and I’m dying on that hill/hj #wttt #wttsh #welcome to the statehouse #welcome to the table #ben brainard #wttt fanart #wttsh fanart #wttt Pennsylvania #wttsh Pennsylvania

[wttt-dirus-work]

So, i saw a post with NY headcanons and it reminded me that while i included my own disabled headcanons in my fics, i forgot to make my own headcanons post (?) and i've got more than i though lol

So here we go!

NY: Dude got a bad eye, someday it's normal, other days it get blurred. He also has a scar over it, and his shoulders can get funky when its humid outside.

NJ: some of y'all already knows it, but Jersey got Tourette's. Mostly shoulder jerking, neck twitching, blinking hard and grimacing. When it gets bad his back jerks, and his vocals tics get worse (mostly whistles and pop, tho if hes anxious/stressed he does repeat some words)

Delaware: he got arthritis in his hands, and can hardly move them.

Mass: He was injured during the revolution, and walking became harder for him (limping and his legs became stiffer), then another injury during the civil war made him unable to walk for some days, therefore he use a wheelchair most of the time. He is still able to walk, but it is either too painful, or he doesn't have the energy needed to be able to stand all day.

Connie: he got shaky hands, when he's tired, nervous or angry, he cant hold anything with those. Its his nerves, and it doesnt hurt but its annoying.

Vermont: he got diabetes! Type 1; and it's so fucking expensive that it's Québec his "dealer" (it cost around 98$US when here its around 12$CAN sooo). He also got a sweet tooth, and forget to watch his sugar level (Hampshire there's for it; buddy's wayy to protective to let anything happen to Vermont)

PA: he's dyslexic, and it's mostly Mass who helps him with paperwork when he's not badgering Connie.

Florida: That gremling got Adhd, big dyslexia and his first language is spanish (which doesnt help with the reading). He also got so many scars from disturbing wildlife (anyone has seen that "yoink" dude in the everglades? Yeah thats flo). He got chronic pain in his left knee, and his right wrist always cracks when he moves it.

Louie: french lover is a people pleaser, but the chillest person you'll ever meet. He never panics, and is sometime too calm; but hurt any of the southern state (or Cal) and you're done. He's the voodoo capital, so dont mess with him

Georgia: hes an insomniac, but is fucking sleepy during the day (the math aint mathing ya know). He can sleep anywhere except during the night. He's bud with york and nevada, you can find those three driking in silence during a poker game.

Virginia: (uses they/them) they have a limp on the left leg, who always in pain (low but chronic with some real bad days). They're also a sleepwalker (think Celinaspookyboo style) and Georgia (or one of the insomniac state) each switch to watch them at night.

Montana: deer in headlights when spoken to. Will not talk to anyone when he doesnt have something to say or isnt upset (that sketch with the clown thing? Yeah he talked to them cause he was angry). Dont talk to him, dont even aknowledge him and he'll be more than happy to not exist in your mind. (Hes jealous of alaskas ability to not being seen)

Cal: dudes his always in pain. The fire, the drought, to goldrushes, hes always hurting. He got big scars from the fires, and his skin is the dryest thing ever despite all the moisturizer he uses. When he's burning up his eyes gets cloudy grey; they itch and cry all the time, and he cant see shit. He also need an oxygen mask when its too bad, and his eyes are naturaly gold.

Washington: hes a bitch. Dude got poor circulation too, so his hands and feet are always cold. When it's raining for too long his hair is oily, and when it's a drought it's the driest (he uses dryshampoo and got a routine to fight it).

Oregon : hes gay. Thats a known thing, and he's the bridge between Cal and Wash. Hes nicer to cal than wash, but he's not kind. The west coast are nice in interraction, but they ain't your friends.

Nevada: ah, vada. He got scaring from the nuclear testing, can see in the dark like nobody, and is the only state who can chose to change their physical appearance. Has coloured hair (pink or purple mostly) and the greenest eyes you'll ever see (or purple, didnt made my mind yet). Hes careful with his diet and always exercice despite the painful joins.

Texas: that idiot got sleep apnea but refuses to get checked out for it (and get a CPAP). He also has asthma (geez that word is hard to write) and colorblindness (can't see red). He only wears his shirt cause he knows what the colours are and refused to be pranked about that.

If you wanna adds your own, your welcome to do so! ^^

#wttt new york #wttt new jersey #wttt delaware #wttt massachusetts #wttt connecticut #wttt vermont #wttt pennsylvania #wttt florida #wttt louisiana #wttt georgia #wttt virginia #wttt montana #wttt california #wttt washington #wttt oregon #wttt nevada #wttt texas #dirus think #wttt #welcome to the table #welcome to the statehouse #wttsh #ben brainard #dirus ranting #dirus rant #wttt headcanons

[speaks-ny]

*PA aggressively banging a calculator on the table because it’s broken*

Mass: Stop it.

PA: It’s not working!

Mass: How would you feel if I banged you on the table!

Mass:

PA:

Mass:

#wttt massachusetts #wttt #wttt pennsylvania #wttt pa #wttsh massachusetts #wttsh pa #wttsh incorrect quotes #ben brainard #wttt incorrect #wttt incorrect quotes #incorrect states

[freshwolfhell]

What a lovely family. Surely they are stable parents who have their tempers, ambitions and personalities in check. Surely they love their son/creation enough to guide him in how to be a functional person.

#wttt #welcome to the table #my doodles #wttt gov #wttt pennsylvania #wttt virginia

[mittenstroll]

You know, I wanted to get more versatile in my drawing, and then that deranged into the fact that the North East can’t stand near each other without at least 1 fight breaking out.

And then I ran out of space and couldn’t fit the rest, so they just dipped

#wttt #ben brainard #welcome to the table #wttsh #welcome to the statehouse #ben brainard fanart #wttt connecticut #wttt new jersey #wttt vermont #wttt new hampshire #wttt maine #wttt pennsylvania #wttt new york

[fandomgeeknerd]

beanie boys aesthetic moodboards 2024 edition northeast aesthetics: Cryptidcore, punk, and liminal space

midwest aesthetics: midwest gothic and 80s heartthrob

west aesthetics: butterflycore, 2K5, romcomcore, 2010s internet and 2014 Tumblr for wawa cus i had to do his separate

greg and god: barbiecore, ken aesthetic and barbie and ken aesthetic

just came up with the crackship of greg x god unless you guys wanna make it a real ship either way that moodboard spawned a vague idea and hcs

#wttt #wttsh #welcome to the table #welcome to the statehouse #wttt new york #wttt new jersey #wttt pennsylvania #wttt indiana #wttt illinois #wttt california #wttt montana #wttt washington #wttt colorado #wttt greg #wttt god #wttt greg the sound guy #the other moodboards: /srs aesthetics greg and god's: hehe god's ken and greg is barbie girlboss

[dailymothanon]

Man who slicked his damn baby’s hair back and put him in a little suit and tie 🤬!!!! He was just made what the hell!!!! Bro needs baby formula rn not an economics degree!!!!

#just a temporary PA design btw 😼 #wttt #welcome to the table #welcome to the statehouse #ben brainard #wttt fan art #wttt fanart #wttt headcanons #wttsh #wttsh fanart #wttt pennsylvania #wttsh pennsylvania #wttt gov #wttsh gov

[derek-draws-stuff]

MassPenn is puppy and Kitty, I will die on this hill

They’re sillies

Further evidence, Penny is a Great Dane, big old kinda scary dog but is just a softie unless you hurt someone he cares about or something. He’d show up at your door all menacing then politely ask you whether Wawa or Sheetz is better (there’s a correct answer, but PA ain’t telling you).

Then Massachusetts is the little guy who’ll beat your ass no matter what, whether you only looked at him funny or if you slapped him across the face. You just disrupt him in any way he’s on his way to beat the shit outta you.

Idk what Ginny would be if I applied him to this, but MassPenn is cutie patooties :3

Too many ships are kitty and puppy, but I feel like this is one for me :3

#wttt #welcome to the table #ben brainard #wttt fanart #welcome to the statehouse #wttt massachusetts #wttt pennsylvania #:3 #sillies #MassPenn #welcome to the table ships #wttt ship #wttt shipping #Great Dane PA #Tabby Cat MA #what would Ginny be? #idk #I’ll figure it out #maybe

[stawpny]

I awaken from hibernation to give you this:

northeastern states with a cat

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New York: the one who brings the cat into the NE wing despite Gov not wanting pets and the rest of the NE wishes.

New Jersey: the one who buys the food for the cat and treats it like his child.

Massachusetts: the one who is so reluctant to a cat at first but falls in love with it after a few days (fights w/ NY abt the cat)

Pennsylvania: took him a while to warm up to the small animal but lets it sleep on his lap if it wants (he’ll fall asleep too, old man 🤧)

Rhode Island: the one who is happy that there is someone/something else in the house that’s smaller than him, but also secretly hates it

New Hampshire: the one who hides the cat under the table at meals and pets it

Maine: the one who gets the cat toys to play with and sometimes brings it into his room and sleeps with it

Vermont: the one who dresses it up in costumes and makes it look silly

Connecticut: the one who is the most hesitant to the cat, the most law abiding, but eventually gives up after Mass and Penn gave in

Delaware: like Cut, but will hold the cat whenever he can and sometimes brings it to the southern wing

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-they’ll name it something extremely soft. I was thinking Sprinkles or something like that (idk why 😭) and they’ll introduce it to anyone who comes in like it’s a child.

-They will fight over the cat, even Delaware and Connecticut.

-^ but they always make sure that it’s not in the room with them when they fight (no bad examples here)

-Massachusetts is a sucker when it comes to animals, just like NY, but more domestic animals.

-New York will have to hide his rats and pigeons, but he’s willing to make that sacrifice.

-^ He also gets with NJ and makes fun of all of his fellow states on how they love this animal

#wttt #wttsh #welcome to the statehouse #wttt new york #wttsh new york #wttsh headcanons #wttt headcanons #wttt new jersey #wttt massachusetts #wttt pennsylvania #wttt new hampshire #wttt maine #wttt vermont #wttt delaware #wttt rhode island #wttt connecticut #wttt northeast #kitties!!

[sleepdeprivedsimp234]

Any rivalry-like headcanons for the blorbos?

Yes yes I do 👁️👁️

I like to think that New York and Texas have a slight rivalry, but it’s more so a joking one cuz if you look away for five seconds they’ll be cuddling and/or playing around with each other

Gov and New York have a slight rivalry with each since PA (Gov’s father figure) and Mass (NY’s favoriteolder brother) are dating each other.

NY: I’m going to murder your father if he breaks Masshole’s heart.

Gov: I’ll mutilate your brother if he breaks my father’s heart.

NY:

Gov:

NY: wanna go out?

Gov: yeah.

Louisiana heavily dislikes Alabama and Tennessee. And either they don’t know it, or they do know it but they don’t care when the really should.

Cali and Florida have a sibling-like rivalry. Kidney? Sure. Charger? Die.

Then ofc there’s the NJ/NY rivalry

Cali and Texas have a rivalry, but it’s more so a joking rivalry. Sorta. On Cali’s part, he’s not afraid to voice his opinions. On Texas’s part, he’s trying to keep himself from getting hurt by his handlers (hahahaha @greatinternetllama you thought there would be no angst lmao).

Texas and Louisiana also have a sibling-like rivalry (they both jokingly antagonize each other)

Alaska and Texas is, again, a more joking rivalry but still a rivalry of sorts (Alaska likes to piss of Texas but knows when to stop for the most part)

#welcome to the table #welcome to the statehouse #ben brainard #wttt #wttsh #wttt new york #wttt louisiana #wttt texas #wttt massachusetts #wttt gov #wttt california #wttt new jersey #wttt pennsylvania #wttt florida #wttt alaska #wttt alabama #wttt tennessee

[stateofbrock]

A brighter Boston

This killed me

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