yeahh so im making an entire au from the deceit!patton post! this is a shuffle?? au ig, i just vibed tbh
Deceit!Patton(obviously)- talked bout him a little in the previous post; his lies are white lies, half-truths, and the occasional lie of omission. He prefers to let the others come up with solutions, thinking of himself and what he represents as bad, forgetting he also represents self-preservation and self-care. His 6 arms serve two purposes: Hug Roman and eat *six* cookies like an absolute madlad. He’ll sit on the kitchen floor at 7am, yell “MY CHAOS KNOWS NO BOUNDS!” and eat straight from the cookie jar.(Spoiler alert: his chaos does know bounds, even he’s not heathen-ous enough to eat seven cookies😔). He has a mini powder-blue top hat with a white stripe.
Anxiety!Remus- Remus represents the more sporadic and neurotic parts of anxiety. Seeing demons in the shadows, hearing rustles in the bushes, imagining that because you took one(1) breath, you’ve killed god and fucked satan. He’s practically hallucinating 60% of the time, but yeah he’s fine👍. It takes hard facts and evidence to even slightly calm his nerves, so he and Roman have an “okay i will calm you cuz ur spazzing oh im attached to you as an older brother figure okay then” relationship. He’s probably still a gremlin in there, he’s just too zazzed from anxiety at all times to have any chaotic fun.
Creativity!Virgil- He has a more melancholy(am i using that right??) take on creativity. In writing, he’s hurt/comfort and angst with a happy ending. He loves the violin and can commonly be found playing his beautifully. He likes delicate, fragile voices in music(see Porcelain by Skott). He tends to keep his ideas for only Thomas’ eyes unless he gets sufficient validation from the other Sides. He’s quiet and thoughtful to an eccentric degree, at times seeming like he’s not fully there. His two common expression are neutral and puffed-out cheeks of concentration, making his soft, closed-eye smile an uncommon treasure. He has a few habits like putting his index finger to the corner or bottom of his mouth when talking or starting responses with “mmm”. Our sweet, lyrical son.
Logic!Roman- Roman’s knowledge tends to be on the..specific side. He could easily name every constellation in the sky or tell you the scientific titles of over 100 flowers, but it’ll take him a minute to remember what Benjamin Franklin did. Similar to canon Logan, he has a modern disconnect, but it’s more like he’ll have a crisis over what Obama’s last name is before someone explains that it’s an internet joke, and Obama is his last name just like Roman thought it was. He feels insecure about how he handles knowledge, but he really can’t help that it’s so much easier to learn things you actually want to learn! His gayness for Patton is immeasurable and he
loves hates how weak he makes him.
I’ve spent 3+ days on this at this point in time, so apologies for these last two being less than formal.
Morality!Janus- “shit’s fucked, rules are wack, so be gay do crime” Don’t worry, he’s joking!… half-joking. He sees how subjective morality is and guides with self-satisfaction. He’s on the morally grey side, but he’s not the most trustworthy- Not because he’s deliberately lying, he just doesn’t have the best record for good solutions. He has fingerless gloves, will tip his hat and say “m'lady”.
Intrusive!Logan- He focuses on the scary parts of facts, and just randomly pops them into conversations. “Do you know how much of the ocean is unexplored? There could be anything lurking under there!” “Hey, what do you think would happen if you injected glowstick shit into your skull? Could you dye your brain?” “PATTON ANSWER ME DO YOU HAVE 2 FUCKING DICKS OR NOT!” Remus becomes frozen with horror at his ideas, but Logan genuinely takes it as “oh friend wants to stay and listen to me!!yey!”. The best way to deal with him is to just let him tucker himself out. Attentively listen to whatever he wants to frizzedly detail and chart about; eventually he’ll finish and be nothing more than a hyperactive child.
holy shit I did it yes yes yes,, okay um Ships: Romantic Royality, Creativitwins(r*mr*m shippers dni), Platonic Intrulogical(kinda one-sided), Platonic Analogical(virgil, petting a curled-up logan: kitty kitty)