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fivenamereveals · a year ago
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Virgil: It’s funny how angry people get when you say gender is a social construct. EVERYTHING is a social construct. Ask a snake what day of the week it is, they don’t know.
Deceit: I really don’t.
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sandersidess · 2 years ago
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Someone: What’s the worst part about being a dad?
Logan: The kids
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[Morning]
Virgil, t-posing in the doorway: Good morning, parental figure
Logan, not looking up from his book: Good morning, emo child
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sides-of-quotes · 2 years ago
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Virgil, in a Narrator Voice: “I’m a writer,” he whispered to himself, as he doesn’t fucking write.
Roman, in a shame-blanket: ...I came out here to have a good time and I am honestly feeling so attacked right now.
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fivenamereveals · a year ago
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Deceit: Sorry I’m late, I was... doing things.
Virgil, looking disheveled: HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS.
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potatoluvsundertale · 2 years ago
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Virgil: Patt-on *clap clap*
Patton: Yes?
Virgil: Patt-off *clap clap*
Patton passes out:
Virgil, running over to him: shi-
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Virgil: Log-on *clap clap*
Logan: Virgil what are yo-
Virgil: Log-off *clap clap*
Logan: *window error noises*
Virgil: welp two down
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Virgil: Rom-on *clap clap*
Roman: No! I saw what you did to the others you fiend. I won't let yo-
Virgil: Rom-off *clap clap*
Roman passes out:
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*when the others wake up*
Roman, Logan, and Patton: Virg-on *clap clap*
Virgil: >:)
Roman, Logan, and Patton: Virg-off *clap clap*
Virgil, nothing happens: >:))
Roman: Wha- What's going on? Why isn't it working.
Virgil: My name ends with an "il" not an "an" or an "on". So it won't work for my name >:)
Logan: Shi-
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pocket-void · a year ago
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JHSBVKBF I’VE COMPLETED IT! >///<
Ok ok hear me out- This ONE POST by @falsehood-and-deceit​ has been just haunting me since I’ve first seen it and as soon as I read the more in depth interactions of how the game was made I knew I really really really wanted to draw a small thing for it and then it just morphed? Into this???
I know it’s a bit of a mess despite me, embarrassingly, spending a literal half a day to draw this. I sincerely hope you enjoy my contribution to probably one of the funniest concepts I’ve seen and bless everyone’s hearts and souls. o///o
Oh! Oh! And bonus under the cut!
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Logan being intimidating in Chaos Cards is such an excellent and hilarious concept.
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Patton: If I stay in bed, I will be warm.
Patton: If I take a shower, I will also be warm.
Patton: …But the space between the bed and the shower, no, that is not warm.
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Virgil and Roman: *at a basketball game*
Virgil and Roman: *get on kiss cam*
Roman: *blushing like crazy, covering his head*
Virgil: *making an obvious “no” gesture*
Crowd: *boos*
Virgil and Roman: *kiss cam comes back to them several more times during the game and both object*
Virgil, fed up with this bullshit after the millionth time: OH FOR CHRIST’S SAKE!!!!
Virgil: *grabs Roman by the collar, kissing him*
Crowd: *cheers loudly*
Roman: *sits quietly for half an hour, staring ahead blankly in shock*
Roman: I wonder why the camera kept coming back to us.
Virgil: *shrugs and keeps watching the game*
Patton, slipping a hundred bucks to the camera man: Thank you, my good sir.
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fivenamereveals · a year ago
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Thomas: What state do you live in?
Virgil: Constant anxiety.
Patton: Denial.
Roman: Perfection.
Logan: Florida.
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sides-of-quotes · 2 years ago
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Patton: *almost crying while petting two huskies, cooing at them in baby-babble*
Dog Owner: They only speak French.
Patton: Logan, you need to tell them they're good boys. I can't tell them, Logan, they need to know. Tell them I love them? Please?
Logan: *fights a smile, looking at the dogs* Vous êtes de bons garçons. Patton t'aime~
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Virgil: Okay codenames.
Virgil: I’m Eagle One.
Virgil: Remy is “Been There Done That”
Virgil: Roman is “Currently Doing That”
Virgil: Patton is “It Happened Once in a Dream”
Virgil: Deceit is “If I Had to Pick a Dark Side”
Virgil: And Logan is………Eagle Two
Logan: Oh thank god.
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Deceit with his hat off: Who am I?
Roman: A snake.
Deceit, putting his hat on:
Roman, gasping: DECEIT, the snake!
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sides-of-quotes · 2 years ago
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Patton, seeing a newborn dog: Puppy!
Patton, seeing an adult Doberman: Puppy!
Patton, seeing Clifford the Big Red Dog: Puppy!
Patton, seeing a large and monstrous Hellhound: PUPPY!
Patton, seeing the three-headed hound of Hades: P U P P Y
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incorrectsanders · 2 years ago
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Roman: What time is it?
Virgil: I dunno, hand me that trombone.
Virgil: *playing the trombone*
Logan: *bursts into the room* WHO IS PLAYING THE FUCKING TROMBONE AT TWO AM?!
Virgil: It’s two am.
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falsehood-and-deceit · a year ago
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Roman, setting down a card: Ace of spades!
Virgil, pulling an uno card: +4!
Patton, pulling out a Pokemon card: Pikachu, I choose you!
Janus: W-what are we playing?
Logan, reading in the corner: They call it "Chaos Cards", you can bet with monopoly money. You'll get used to it.
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