Patton: *steals Janus’ hat off his head*
Patton: Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime snake!
Janus: … I see you’re embracing the fact that you are a Loony Toon…
Janus: you are the least precious ray of sunshine I know
Roman, to himself: Ya I’m cool 😎
Virgil: You know what Roman? You’re so cool
Roman, in all seriousness: I’m COOL????!!!!??? No way, you’re kidding right!? I’m actually cool?!?!?!??!!!??
Logan: You’re being attacked
Virgil: You’re pretty cool, Pat
Patton: The cooliest?
Virgil: … don’t push it
Roman: Whenever Virgil’s mad at me, I go and tighten the lids on all of our jars so he has to get help from me.
*Sound of glass breaking in the background*
Roman: It hasn’t worked yet, but it will.
This is the best knock knock joke. I would be begging Patton to marry me if I were in Janus’ shoes
Do I have permission to tag these under my “why moceit divorced” tag?
Everyone, simultaneously: NO!
Roman: I didn’t catch your name
Virgil: I didn’t throw it
Don’t be silly, Janus! I talk to inanimate objects all the time! Patton is clearly doing what’s best!
Logan: While I’m gone, Patton, you’re in charge.
Logan, whispering to Virgil: You’re secretly in charge.
Patton sings the Campfire Song Song Every. Single. Day.
Him correcting Janus on the name of the song was the final nail in the coffin of their current marriage.
“Well maybe you’re a silly little bitch”
Patton in the background giving Remus a hug while the camera zooms in on Virgil having a minor crisis about his place in Patton’s life.
Wow! Virgil is full of knowledge!
Remus, looking at a map: It’s a barren, featureless wasteland out there, isn’t it?
Virgil: Remus…check on the other side.
Logan: I now pronounce you husband and husband
Virgil: aw princey you’re such a sap
Roman: *stops crying* wait Logan isn’t Virgil technically a prince now too
Logan: I mean I guess
Roman: *looks at Virgil* hi princey
Virgil: I want a divorce