#x. ᴠᴇʀꜱᴇ: walklin’ on sunshine ( demigod. )

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i am just saying, apollo aditi n colm were all in it together

#jesper has 3 parents. thank you <3 #natrasha. / ooc tag. #x. ᴠᴇʀꜱᴇ: walklin’ on sunshine ( demigod. )

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son of apollo jesper thoughts:

- a VERY proficient marksman, absolutely deadly with a bow n arrows - just... the worst healer possible. please do not let him in the infirmary - gifted w/ that poetry power too. he has been known to ‘curse’ ppl into speaking shitty rhymes lol - was raised in ireland w/ his parents! has a v. strong irish accent, still hasn’t lost it after 2 years living in the states  - makes the ugly orange camp tshirt look absurdly good, thank you - does not trust chiron or mr d in the LEAST lol. has an overall bad view of the gods, but would do anything to protect the crows, campers, and his siblings especially - ( he is slow to bond w/ his sibs, but grows very close to them after a while :c )

#is it 2012 of me to write apollo!jesper #do we still denote au versions of characters in this manner . #help me #x. ᴠᴇʀꜱᴇ: walklin’ on sunshine ( demigod. ) #pls join me in this au yall :(

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❛  i believe in annoyed at first sight.  ❜ true

———  MEME BACKLOG.

       YEAH, HE’D BET MONEY ON THAT.  jesper casts a look over at the big three table — where percy sat with the other big names, or whatever the hell they called themselves.  there was that little emo one, the one that looked like a slab of butter, and then, the sea prince himself.  one brow rises as he appraises the demigod, and then he turns his gaze back to annabeth.

       “ he has ketchup running down his chin, ”  he says, as if agreeing.  when wylan digs him in the ribs ( jeez, athena kids were all just rude as hell, huh? ), he clears his throat.  “ no, no, i’m sure the ketchup has nothing to do with your annoyed at first sight.  he’s actually very cute — or, more importantly, i hear he’s a great leader.  i have to ask about the tattoo, though.  i didn’t realise those were allowed in camp. ”

#x. ᴀɴꜱᴡᴇʀᴇᴅ ( meme. ) #chasde #x. ᴠᴇʀꜱᴇ: walklin’ on sunshine ( demigod. ) #HeHeHe

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♠ ♦ ♣ ♥ / / ghoul boys.

@chasde​ said:  “  see ,  i’m  more  concerned  about  the  spiders  than  the  ghosts.  ”

     “ explain something to me, ”  jesper turns on his heel, fixing annabeth with a narrow eyed look.  “ what is it with your cabin and spiders? ”  this wasn’t the first time he’d seen an athena kid turn tail when it came to spiders; long before they got to camp, wylan had the same issue.  it made NO sense to jesper, considering the actual monsters they dealt with on a daily basis.

     “ like — is it an allergy?  are y’all allergic to spider bites? ”

#chasde #x. ᴀɴꜱᴡᴇʀᴇᴅ ( meme. ) #x. ᴠᴇʀꜱᴇ: walklin’ on sunshine ( demigod. ) #oh bb :c

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@chasde​  / / sc.

      “ . . . doesn’t it freak anyone else out that the satyrs don’t wear pants? ”

#chasde #x. ᴠᴇʀꜱᴇ: walklin’ on sunshine ( demigod. ) #x. ɪɴ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ ( thread. ) #jason in the bg like: pls. stop reminding me

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♠ ♦ ♣ ♥ / / vulnerable. ( not accepting! )  

@stygicniron​ said:  “ what happened to you? ”

     “ keep your voice down, ”  jesper hisses, fanning his non - injured hand at nico.  he’s either gesturing for quiet, or telling the boy to stop standing in the open doorway.  the camp is as noisy as ever, what with summer in full swing; the apollo cabin is practically empty right now, and jesper had been hoping that the lack of any visible siblings would mean some privacy.

     apparently not.  hiding his torn knuckles from view, jesper hunches over so that he can’t be spotted through the crack in the door.  was he being just a smidgen paranoid?  possibly.  did will have the nose of a shark when it could taste blood in the water?  extremely possibly.  the last thing he wants is for solace to give him that exasperated sigh, or that disappointed look.

     “ — nothing, okay.  i’m fine.  i’ll be right as rain in no time, ”  god, nico looked so wildly out of place in their cabin.  jesper can only squint.  “ er.  what are you . . . ?  did you finally figure out will stole your shirt?  yeah, he sleeps in it.  fuckin’ sap. ”

#x. ᴠᴇʀꜱᴇ: walklin’ on sunshine ( demigod. ) #lowkey he thinks sol/angelo r the cutest thing since him n wylan #LOWKEY 😌 #stygicniron #x. ᴀɴꜱᴡᴇʀᴇᴅ ( meme. ) #injury tw

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♠  ♦  ♣  ♥  /  / meme backlog.

@sorrowh​ said:  “ death would be easy, though i’ve seen that death is no real end there. it’s just the beginning of a whole new terrible existence and a far worse fate. ” from bianca lol

     “ are all hades kids this morose? ”  jesper wants to pretend that bianca could just be dramatizing it all — that having the proximity to the underworld that she did, things just felt . . .  different for her.

     but the thought catches in his mind, like a bur on hide, and begins to irritate wildly.

     “ death would be easy . . . ?  tell me that’s a joke — you know how many people suffer for years until they finally — ”  and here, he clamps his mouth shut, something catching in his throat.  she didn’t know, there was no possible way she could know about his mother, and he isn’t going to get angry at her for it.  he clears his throat, averts his gaze, and grumbles instead.  “ that doesn’t apply to everyone.  it just doesn’t.  end of. ”

#DONT MAKE ME WEEP ABT BIANCA LIKE THIS #DONT . #x. ᴀɴꜱᴡᴇʀᴇᴅ ( meme. ) #sorrowh #x. ᴠᴇʀꜱᴇ: walklin’ on sunshine ( demigod. )

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♠ ♦ ♣ ♥ / / tweeter. ( not accepting. )

@sorrowh​ said:  ‘ my stress stresses me out to the point where i’m too stressed to deal with my stress. ’  - bianca !

     “ . . . i want to suggest a nap, but i feel like that’s only gonna take time away that you will end up stressing about anyway? ”  jesper is way out of his depth here; he wishes will, or any one of his other siblings would take over.  he didn’t inherit any of that healer magic, he doesn’t know what he’s meant to do to help.  hell, even kaz would probably be a better bet right now.  “ err, have you considered . . . shooting things until you feel less stressed?  i got some arrows here, we could — we could like, see who shoots the most bullseyes? ”

#x. ᴠᴇʀꜱᴇ: walklin’ on sunshine ( demigod. ) #x. ᴀɴꜱᴡᴇʀᴇᴅ ( meme. ) #sorrowh #DAUGHTER X 2 :(((((((

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/ very, very pop - u - lar. ( not accepting! )

@chasde​ said:  ‘  i like to blame myself for everything just in case.  ’

     “ i thought you were smart?  how the fuck is blaming yourself for everything supposed to help you in . . .  literally any way? ”  jesper shoots her a baffled look, accentuated by a twist of his hand.  “ like, okay, great.  hold yourself responsible for your own fuck ups . . . but, everyone else’s too?  the fuck. ”

#chasde #now annabeth this isnt very Women In STEM of you #x. ᴀɴꜱᴡᴇʀᴇᴅ ( meme. ) #x. ᴠᴇʀꜱᴇ: walklin’ on sunshine ( demigod. )

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/ very, very pop - u - lar. ( not accepting! )

@stygicniron​ said:  ‘  *eating microwaved ramen noodles and watching kitchen nightmares* i cannot believe this asshole didn’t use fresh chicken in his paella, unbelievable.  ’

     “ but what is fresh chicken?  it stopped being fresh as soon as it died — you want this guy throwing live chickens into that pot? ”  where did he even GET those ramen noodles.  “ i mean, don’t get me wrong, that would be funny as hell, but.  this isn’t cutthroat.”

#stygicniron #i . dont know what to tag this alskdnsk #food tw #in case #x. ᴀɴꜱᴡᴇʀᴇᴅ ( meme. ) #x. ᴠᴇʀꜱᴇ: walklin’ on sunshine ( demigod. )

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‘  if anyone wants me ill be in the dirt thinking abt love  ’

———  MEME BACKLOG.

     DEMETER KIDS SURE ARE WEIRD.  jesper glances up from his contraband phone, right as annie declares her intention to become one with the ground, and he misses most of the preamble: why does she want to be in the dirt?  what does dirt have to do with love?  so, naturally — jesper responds with the first and only thing to come to mind:

     “ worms? ”  worms love dirt, nature loves worms — this is a logical conclusion to come to, right?  right?  he can hear will stifling a laugh, so jesper turns a haughty look at his brother before getting up to join annie.  “ i’ll come with you.  i’m trying to play pokémon go, but — i guess that doesn’t work in - camp?  i’ll walk with you, uh, to the . . . dirt.  maybe i’ll find something, and if not, i guess we’re both taking dirt naps. ”

#do u think will remembers annie used 2 date his bro or #x. ᴠᴇʀꜱᴇ: walklin’ on sunshine ( demigod. ) #x. ᴀɴꜱᴡᴇʀᴇᴅ ( meme. )

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@inoblivicn​ said:  artemis stares unapologetically at jesper for a solid ten seconds before she speaks. "hm. you definitely seem like apollo's kid. well, nephew, you think you can outshoot me?"

     his first instinct should have been to run — he doesn’t know who this is, nor why she’s referring to him as nephew.  it clicks only after the challenge presents itself, and jesper’s fingers twitch on the bow he’s holding.  i’d like to try.  

     “ artemis, ”  he says, slowly, looking for her reaction.  the zeus boy — john? — kept referring to her as lady artemis, something he realises he should probably have done, too.  ah well.  what’s she gonna do — kill me?  “ i’ll take that as a compliment, i guess, ”

     he glances behind him, as if hoping inej will appear from the shadows and tell him this is a bad idea.  when has challenging a god, or answering a god’s challenge ever worked out?  it seemed like a wildly unworthy risk.  maybe he’d get some answers about his old man this way, though.  it’s a bet he’s willing to take.

     “ — and i’ll take that as a challenge, too.  sure.  lets go, auntie. ”

#inoblivicn #x. ᴠᴇʀꜱᴇ: walklin’ on sunshine ( demigod. ) #jesper vc is it true hermes stole his cows lmaoOOO #x. ᴀɴꜱᴡᴇʀᴇᴅ ( inbox. )

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verse tag dump!

x. ᴠᴇʀꜱᴇ:  our friends‚ our drinks‚ we get inspired  (  modern. ) x. ᴠᴇʀꜱᴇ:  ghosts‚ gnomes‚ true love  (  mainverse. ) x. ᴠᴇʀꜱᴇ:  a dose of imminent peril  (  soc. ) x. ᴠᴇʀꜱᴇ:  same thing i always do; i took a shot  (  ck. ) x. ᴠᴇʀꜱᴇ:  to the brave‚ the daring‚ and restless  (  wizard. ) x. ᴠᴇʀꜱᴇ:  walklin’ on sunshine  (  demigod. ) x. ᴠᴇʀꜱᴇ:  bang‚ days to years in the maw of life  (  future. ) x. ᴠᴇʀꜱᴇ:  seven nation army couldn’t hold me back  (  ravkan raised. ) x. ᴠᴇʀꜱᴇ:  everything is connected  (  atla. )

#x. ᴠᴇʀꜱᴇ: our friends‚ our drinks‚ we get inspired ( modern. ) #x. ᴠᴇʀꜱᴇ: ghosts‚ gnomes‚ true love ( mainverse. ) #x. ᴠᴇʀꜱᴇ: a dose of imminent peril ( soc. ) #x. ᴠᴇʀꜱᴇ: same thing i always do; i took a shot ( ck. ) #x. ᴠᴇʀꜱᴇ: to the brave‚ the daring‚ and restless ( wizard. ) #x. ᴠᴇʀꜱᴇ: walklin’ on sunshine ( demigod. ) #x. ᴠᴇʀꜱᴇ: bang‚ days to years in the maw of life ( future. ) #x. ᴠᴇʀꜱᴇ: seven nation army couldn’t hold me back ( ravkan raised. ) #x. ᴠᴇʀꜱᴇ: everything is connected ( atla. ) #tag dump