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Haheh Sabo biting into the mera mera and he gets a vivid lucid hallucination/daydream of consuming Ace’s body instead bc the body horror cannibalistic nature of devil fruits and its like realy visceral but Ace let him bc thats what he likes to think

#to day on they are very fucked up #saboace #xam screams about bonkers stuff #ace thumbs up like bon appetit i hope im delicious bro! #sabo: :(

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Wheres my sexy Sabo gritting his teeth over the leather of his gloves or someones provided belt as hes given field surgery perhaps at the hands of Dragon himself

A laceration no anaesthesia, hes pinned down by Dragons bulk and his eyes are all blurry bc its only Dragons hands pinching his wound closed and sewing it to stay

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Magician Sabo and his sexy sexy assistant Marco who he puts in a tower of boxes locks them all up and riddles with broadswords and rearranges and Marcos all mixed up inside

It sparks shock horror because those are Marcos organs— thats blood— how is he still alive?

Marco gets put back together and takes a bow because why its magic that they do

#xam screams about bonkers stuff #i was lying when i said my heart was tender #i mean it is bc i love ASL and im weak #but its time to go back to my regular unhinged shit

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anyway sayonara LMAO

#dorabo #xam screams about bonkers stuff #remember cultivate the internet for you #i cant believe this person went bro youre gross and thwn REBLOGGED IT THATS SO FUNNY

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ok but like I totally agree with your other post about top Luffy in acelu and sabolu cause like.. most fanfics I've read have always made him a damn twink and it pisses me off that they don't know how to read and interpret his personality into a sexual situation, especially with his behavior at times. Pls I would love to rant with someone abt this

PLEASE ANON 🤝

Luffy would deadass go Saboooooo i wanna fool abouttt and Sabo would be stripping off like yeah okay let me get prepped— and Luffys like nah i wanna fuck u rn lol and Sabo gets mean eyed like oh? Sure

But its mostly bc Luffy would never treat Ace roughly bc he knows Ace deserves to be treated sweetly

Sabo tho he can throw about like a dirty whore

I was daydreaming ALOT about Gear4 Luffy and Ace the size difference sighffha …. Those big monke paws on the pretty son of the pirate king ✨

#xam screams about bonkers stuff #A/S/L #slashing the pairs means i dont clog up actual tags and so ppl can blacklist tags from me easier #im really super sorry in advance if i forget to tag stuff #i forget if im excited

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*Gently places idea down on the welcome mat like a small piece of roadkill*

Sabo spitroast between Dragon and Karasu

Amen

Bye

#RUNS AWAYA #xam screams about bonkers stuff #xam screams about rarepairs

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Sabo demon hunter finally corners the beast he’s been tracking but before he can inflict a decisive blow he’s intercepted by the legendary phoenix himself, a hunter like himself, unkillable, they say

He crosses Sabo’s blade with the flat of his own, Sabo snarls that this is his kill, he found the creature first

The phoenix informs him with a smile that doesnt reach his eyes that he doesnt care about a stolen kill, Sabo tries to bypass him and is thwarted a second time, in that same taut, cold tone the Phoenix says he cannot let him kill the demon

Frustrated and annoyed at another bounty he wont collect, Sabo demands a reason, why ? If he cant kill it he at least deserves to know

The phoenix glances at the wounded shadow curled in on itself behind him, he smiles and this time it warms the ice within his irises, his mouth curving up into something tired and wane

“Because I love him.”

Sabo balks, clenches his fists, they said the phoenix had gone mad as of late and here was the stone cold truth

The shadow shifts as the phoenix tugs up his sleeve, bares his forearm riddled with scars, Sabo swallows when the taller man turns away from him to kneel beside the demon, his voice soft and soothing, almost an adoring croon when it shuffles closer and Sabo chokes on a noise of revulsion when the demon sinks its long evil fangs into the offered flesh, appalled as it tears at tendon and muscle, devouring deep until the white of bone was visible

The phoenix doesnt wince, continues his soft spoken mantra of adoration

Confused, terrified even, Sabo leaves empty handed, unable to stop thinking about the sound of masticated flesh and the song of viscera, in the gloom of the chase he hadnt been able to make out much of his target, but dappled within the radiance of the phoenix Sabo had been alarmed to observe the demon had been beautiful

#MAS #anyway sabo goes back like wait a second i know we got off to a bad start but #that was like fucked up but also hot #so im here ro apologise for attacking ur demon bf lr whatever #marcos just trying to exist with his forbidden love 😩 #xam screams about bonkers stuff #in which Ace drinks or in this case straight cannibalises Marco #bc thats hot #any time Ace gets hurt Marcos already offering his body as a healing sacrifice like oh baby no here feed you wont hurt— #Ace taking a smol nibble as a treat hehe #👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽 #they r so cute

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Being henious under cut sry

😔 yall just KNOW. Blackbeard touched Ace when he was unconscious, because hes no longer awake and snarling spitting throwing fire, can finally brush dark hair out of his beat up sweaty bloodied face, really look at him

No one can really say what he was thinking but with all the pieces to his plans falling in place the smile twitching at the corner of his mouth is anything but kind

Still

Fondness in the curl of his crooked finger as he pets the large pad of his thumb over Ace’s parted lips, trails it down feels his pulse, over the contours of his body hes lovely really, shame he cant keep him for himself

I think consistently about Ace accepting Blackbeards offer to join him and trying to seduce/befriend/gain his trust in order to kill him but Teach never sleeps and its so so difficult to get him to lower his guard even though he clearly responds so pathetically easily/won over by Ace’s innate charm, and when he dials that up to flirting … well he loves the attention

#bb/ace #xam screams about bonkers stuff

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Cannot believe my gf shits on me for liking dorabo when coralaw is the same damn thing if you think about it pot kettle bitch wtfff

#EITHER WAY #It doesn’t matter bc both are considered ‘problematic age gaps’ so whatever #xam screams about bonkers stuff #dorabo

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Frothing at the mouth rn I really want toxic abo mas. Marco and sabo realize that ace is putting himself at ‘too much risk’ (he’s not he’s just doing normal pirate things) being an alpha commander and mutually decide he should be a homemaker instead safe on the main ship without consulting ace. Besides Marco wants pups and sabo wants more possession so they can happily agree to work to keep him on ship where only safe people (read people Marco can order and control and if needed assist sabo in disappearing in a mission off ship ‘gone wrong’) can see him. They’d prefer no one but them but it’d make pops sad and ace is so social… they’re such nice mates who indulge him in this.

So they start a mutual campaign to convince ace this is what he always wanted so in sync not even the whitebeards can tell it’s occurring. Marco leans on the found family found home aspect. How much toki was loved as the only homemaker omega the moby has seen and how Marco (and everyone) so misses having children to interact with. Sabo knows everything about ace and hits aces idolization of his mother as an angle. Doesn’t he want to be more like her? She was nothing like the hated roger and a mother beyond compare ‘you’re already so much like her love really, heh you’d just need your own little pup to love more then life itself and it’d be uncanny! How funny!’

They hit a snag with deuce seeing everything for what it was yes but a couple of arranged fights with ace valiantly defending his slandered lovers and a permanent assignment to another ship solves that and ace is bitched, pregnant and barefoot in the year. Happily kept just where sabo and Marco want him away from all marines and other nasty alphas who might take him away

I dont have anything to reward you with but

🏆

This is all i got chief, thank you for blessing my eyes i love how fucky this is

I like the idea of Deuce catching on immediately and trying to extract Ace from the problem but Sabo is relentless and Marco objectively terrifying, together in tandem poor Deu has to make a choice

And he’d rather be alive to see Ace happy even if it is a cultivated kind

#MAS #xam screams about bonkers stuff #xam screams about ultra bonkers stuff

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i am physically restraining myself from writing a whole au based on a thought i had where ace died but got brought back wrong by the celestial dragons after akainu killed him to be a pretty little thing for someone to come home to and sabo frees him while at revelry and has to try to bring back aces memories while ace is flirting with the sexy revolutionary who saved him from an undeath life of slavery

But why restrain yourself from the possible pleasure this could give you? The SEROTONIN!!!

Ace being brought back on a very icky concept of whatever the seraphim’s function on and a similar concept to Moria’a shadow puppet stuff

#xam screams about bonkers stuff #opnsfw

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laying beside you in the grass. i turn my head. hey commander do you think one of MAS would get willingly turned into a milf by ivankov so the other two could get him pregnant. if so which one

>:(

Im furious bc this is a question i have no idea how to answer bc the decision is so hard so i came to the conclusion MAS have three kids and that they all took turns!!!!

Marco was obviously the milfiest, huge booba, incredible ass, pussy great, pregnancy smooth, zero complications

Sabo was the first to volunteer, and we all know that he makes the prettiest gal ever, it was so hard not to have him bear the second kid too haha, just that he has narrower hips so it was a lil harder for him but they got thru it

Ace im biased lmao, had the most hesitation around it and who can blame him his mother died after childbirth and it fucks him up alot most likely to suffer frm postnatal depression tho poor beeb for me purposes bc im horny as all loving fuck for Portgas D Ace, he was the curviest sexiest lady either marco or sabo have put their hands on amen

#MAS #xam screams about bonkers stuff #bc genderbend and pregnancy

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Luffy once licked Sabos scar tissue and said he tasted like almonds and Sabos like oh that’d b the chloroform

Ace found unconscious in the trunk of his car seven miles south with his limbs tied up—

#bro SHUP THE FUCKCUP #xam screams about bonkers stuff #WHOA BEEN A WHILE TAG #once again sabo does something excessively fucked up

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…Sabo public punishment where hes stripped down and chained up in a courtyard free for the general revolutionary army staff to use as they please

#it’s consensual to a certain extent #like Sabo agreed to this format of punishment #whether or not he finds any enjoyment from it is another thing but #tagging just in case #tw: noncon roleplay #xam screams about bonkers stuff #xam screams about ultra bonkers stuff #xams ​n/sfw yelling #whoa new tag emerges !!! #honestly this is just a complex format for me to admit #i just want to see Sabo chained up and face fucked

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Coming outta my cage and im doing just fine i just wanna say i think alpha luffy x omega ace is hot bye

#warning for i guess luffyace haha #xam screams about bonkers stuff #sorry im disappointing everyone today

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Within the same vein as the last ask

I think Sabo would be fond of waterboarding. Something about standing above someone fully clothed from head to toe, watching them struggle at his whims

He would like that

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