#yes i am a donnie kinnie yes the cain instinct comes with that why do you ask

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I cant decide which option is funnier, Draxum getting the turtles from a pet store or stealing them from a zoo. Imagine this 6″8 armored humanoid goat walking into a store/zoo and you’re just confused and terrified and all he does is yoink some baby turtles and maybe break an employees neck

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #barum draxum #dia rambles #i think zoo is more likely cause i doubt alligator snapping turtles specifically are able to be bought from regular stores #HOWEVER i think the pet shop option is WAY funnier #especially if you imagine its a human one cause idk if the hidden city would have regular animals #i also had to google how tall barry is and just got reminded how much taller everyone seems than they actually are #like you mean to tell me Raphael 'build like a tank' Hamato is JUST barely 6 ft????? #i'm cursed by the fact that leo is the same height as me #he either needs to be taller then me so i could kick him in the metaphorical balls by lifting my knee or short enough to easily punt him #yes i am a donnie kinnie yes the cain instinct comes with that why do you ask