#you dont understand i was in the vld tumblr trenches in 2018 trying desperately to make shiro/ulaz happen. you dont know what ive SEEN...

[3cosmicfrogs]

…I’m gonna say it. Ask game for Voltron, literally any number. For the chaos.

oh Wife Mutual you are braver than the US Marines for uttering the name that must not be spoken in 2024... Let's Go!

2. Name your trash ship / 14. Name your crackiest crack ship

Not so much a crack ship as a garbage ship that is on crack like literally on crack the way i'm envisioning it: Shiro/Matt

Like listen, i dont see nearly enough content of any characters being nerds and the possibility for shiro/matt to be absolute dorks is exponential. like. 2 brightest minds of their generation with collectively maybe one(?) braincell between them on a good day. they are traumatised. they are constantly sleep deprived. they both independently got buff because of Space. Questionable relationships with robots. what i'm saying is they would be brilliant for each other and absolutely disasterous for everyone else.

6. who is your trash fave who is so problematic they probably have hate tumblrs dedicated to them 

i mean lots of people don't like The Clone (fandom dubbed Kuro)? Babygirl's pretty fucked up. Pretty evil. I like him, he did nothing wrong ever, he was absolutely right lance is annoying(they will come for me with bricks for this.)

10. what is the worst thing you want to become canon (character death, trash-ship etc)

look. many many things. but to name one: i think maybe 2-3 minutes more of Ulaz would have been fantastic. the emotional impact would have been incredible. also i like him.

16. what is your favourite ridiculous au

Look in general, not even limited to voltron: legendary disaster, i am a slut for Crack Treated Seriously and Hyperspecifc Job AUs. There's a fic floating around with Shiro as a SecUnit (murderbot diaries AU) which is ridiculous in the sense that in typical vld fashion it completely bulldozed over the queerness and Gender Deconstruction of the murderbot diaries and de-sexualised The Machine, but it still absolutely fucks because it's well-written and a total tear-jerker.

I'm also so so so supportive of Cosmic Horror (this needed to be explored in the show. tragically underused potential of everything and also the massive ancient sentient machines in your brain).

Voltron would have been so good if it was good.

Anyway thank you Wife Mutual i lov u mwah come invade my inbox or dms any time!

#mail from the beloved mutuals #the reason i cant let this series go is because it cracked my egg #vld #voltron #i like one (1) character of the main cast and the rest are intolerable to me. this is obvious to everyone. #i think a good show needs you to like at least half of the main cast. ergo vld is not a good show to me. sure some characters are palatable #but there's no MEAT yknow? nothing to sink my teeth in. everyone is either annoying or milquetoast #there's not even a Doomed Polycule (2/3 of my Good Show requirements)! also the fandom sucked. #you dont understand i was in the vld tumblr trenches in 2018 trying desperately to make shiro/ulaz happen. you dont know what ive SEEN... #the only thoughts i want to think about this show are Transgender thoughts and Wife Thoughts. #sorry for essay in the tags i have a lot of feelings.