#you give vali a piece of bread and hes like 'are you TRYING to poison me???'

[magioffire]

Why does Vali hate bread?

grass never evolved on beatha (most ground cover is made up of moss and lichen, ferns, horsetails and other low lying shrubs) so the inhabitants dont have the ability to break down gluten and the other products of grain. bread/wheat/grain products would likely just make a dokkalfar sick

#so i guess dokkalfar just all have celiac disease #shit man if you wanna put vali out of commission for a while dont give him actual poison give him bread #i love how they are resistant to all these different types of poisonous substances but fucking bread? thats too much #ooc. #biology. #thinnyhopper #you give vali a piece of bread and hes like 'are you TRYING to poison me???'