Why does Jack talk and move his mouth like his teeth are meant to be a secret?
i’m— (the blogger was too stunned to speak)
i have been thinking about this the entire day and i still don’t have any kind of coherent response because you are Not Wrong and i don’t know how to process this fact??? i stared at this gifset i just reblogged for an unknown amount of time and i can SEE IT like. what am i supposed to do with this knowledge. you bring this to me and expect me to feel normal about jack and his sEcReT tEEtH i am kissing you (with consent) on the mouth anon i don’t think i will ever look at j’accuse’s face the same way again. if anyone needed more references please see here and here and jack talking with his mouth in the flattest line possible so that he only shows off the absurdly white perfectly flat line of his top teeth.
if the why to this question is rhetorical i’m sorry because BOY can i answer that question real quick & it’s because in some au jack’s teeth *are* a secret :) jack is a terrible little pointy-toothed faerie creature playing in the nhl & no one is allowed to see his teeth for his own safety. everyone who’s in the know knows that the hughes have some faerie blood in them, because most of the big legacy hockey families do, and it’s not like half guys in the league don’t have a little bit of something in them—giant, dryad, siren, mermaid, nixie, you name it—but everyone thinks jack is a noble high court faerie, pure-blooded, humanoid & the perfect first overall pick. and jack looks perfect. except for the part where if anybody started to look to close at him they’d be able to tell he’s not quite what he seems and nobody, absolutely nobody, can find out about jack.
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