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#you: oh wasnt momo a beige color?
whosaysyourmom · 2 months
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I think everyone should mass report/block @/avatarpolicefandom just bc they’re fucking annoying and weird
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insomnihan · 3 years
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han’s Entire Thoughts & Feelings on TWICE’s “Alcohol-Free”
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I LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
it has been eighty four (84) f uCKING YEARS since my last review post (lit rally when dreamcatcher released odd eye………………) BUT IM B A C K
ALRIGHT SO- (again)
i had to look up the genre of the song first to understand what it is and if im remembering correctly its called bossa nova and i DIG IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ill be honest tho it did take a second listen of the song listen the jyp whisper i cannot stand- but OFC there were SO MANY catchy sections that s hit got stuck in my head SO quick listen the part where they list all those driNKS CHAMPAGNE WINE TEQUILA MARGARITA MOJITO WITH LIME SWEET MIMOSA PIÑA COLADA Y E T theyre not actually talking about drinking actual drinks but being drunk on love and s hit like that yknow SYMBOLISM™- the instrumentaL TS VERY LIGHT and i wanna describe it as bubbly like a drink yknow????????? the drums are pleasant and the bells and the guitar sounds and synths (???) and the horn THERES A LOT™ YET ENOUGH TO KEEP THAT SUMMERY LIGHT RELAXING FEELING
the rap wasnt too jarring or out of place tho i honestly still dont really know how to feel?????? as it keeps going i do start liking it more mayhaps bc the cut off after the chorus is sort of unexpected??????? thats personally for me like that ‘yo’ made me go like 😮😮😮 every time so i like chaeyoungs part more than dahyuns i think-
yes yes i know ‘thats what you do to me’ I K N O W
THE DANCE OKAY I NEED I MEAN I N E E D TO TALK ABOUT THIS PART FIRST PART DURING DAHYUNS RAP AT THE START WHERE THEY MAKE THE BAR AND MINA MAKES THE DRINK AND GIVES IT TO DAHYUN THATS PRETTY COOL TBH- okay im done as for the rest of the dance its pretty fitting for the song!!! it doesnt really have that ‘k*ller move’ yknow (like in fancy that one move yknow) but the dance does its job and goes with the overall vibe of the song- its a lot of swaying movement and like that first half of listing the drinks where the movements are like visualizing making the drinks i dunno i thought that was pretty cool!!!!!!
i think the visuals will be a shorter section in this posts since its really all colorful and shiny places and then next to the beach and the bar- i noticed its all of little pattern stuff????????? its a lot of intricate patterns or flowers and a lot of props of lounge chairs and umbrellas and couches and tables and fruits and trees and all the glasses and bottles ofc and then suddenly GIANT GLASS and a car with whatever that was floating above them???????? and then that one shiny place with the lights?????????? theres a lot of aesthetics in one video tho theyre not too different from each other
T H E M
LOVE THESE WOMEN LIVING A HOT GIRL SUMMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I CANT BELIEVE NAYEON JUST???????? LOOKS LIKE THAT??????????? LIKE THAT LIKE THAT??????? PLSSSS THE BRAID AND THE PINK OUTFIT DURING THE FIRST CHORUS DANCE IS SHE SERIOUS- AND THEN 1:50…………… i cant speak- (im gonna be talking about white outfits a lot…………) i will not and cannot begin with the blue shorts look youre not gonna make me begin-
jeongYEON OH MY G O D THE PURPLE (???) STREAKS SMALL BRAIDS WITH THAT RED SHE IS SO STUUUUUUUUUNNIIIIIIIIIINNGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (i can honestly go on for an ENTIRE paragraph for this look alone but i WONT) might i say that the white one thats short in the front and long in the back………… be still my Dumb of Ass™ heart
MOMO BETTER STOP RN RIGHT THIS INSTANT SO I DONT D WORD IMMEDIATELY- the first fiVE (5) SECONDS WERE F UCKING UNDER ATTACK- i dunno what it is okay but its that beige??? light brown??? outfit……… the high ponytail thats also kinda wavy……… then the light blue crop top and dark blue shorts and the red headband mY SOUL IS GONE-
sana sana saNA SANA S A N AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! THE SHORT PINK DRESS- I LOVE THIS HAIR COLOR ON HER SHE IS SO UNREAL ANOTHER WHITE DRESS THAT ENDED ME COMPLETELY THE ONE AT 1:10 the white dress the red flowers all over it with the red feather fan………… and then the pink one…………… and then just existing so beautifully on the beach heLP ME-
JIHYO HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my bias looking SO good 🥴🥴🥴 its the white and sparkly dress with the red flower in her hair and on her cheeks while shes sitting in that glass for me- but that blue and white and gold outfit stooooooooooop 😩😩😩 SHE LOOKS LIKE SUCH A GODDESS™ FOR THE ENTIRETY OF THIS WHOLE VIDEO STOP IT™ ITS FOR MY HEALTH
I SWEAR TO YOU MINA HAS BEEN GETTING TO ME RECENTLY WHAT THE F UCK IS SHE ON ABOUT???????? MY HEART HERE TAKE THE S HIT YKNOW WHAT I DONT NEED IT- im litreally struggling to breathe the dark pink (???) and black with the headband and the star earrings i CANNOT DO THIS ANYMORE 😩
DAHYUN NO STOP I CANT- THE WHITE DRESS WITH THE PRETTY PATTERNS????????? WITH THE PEARLS AROUND HER NECK THE PINK AND RED FLOWERS IN HER HAIR?????????? YES IM TALKING ABOUT 1:33- yes yes that lip bite k*lled me thanks for asking- the blue one with the beads and the braids my brain is lit rally struggling to Function™ rn-
CHAEYOUNG SHUT THE F UCK UP THE PINK HAIR??????? ARE YALL SEEING HER?????? ill be frank im pissed that shes got f ucKING SLEEVES ON FOR THIS tell me you hate me without saying you hate me😔 if I MUST CHOOSE LOOKS I LIKED its the long wavy with the flower in her hair in that off shoulder?????? (2:35…………… my beloved-) and then the yellow……… the yellow is smoething else………
RED IS THE™ COLOR TZUYU I SAID WHAT I F UCKING SAID SHE REALLY REALLY™ HAD TO POP UP AT 1:00 AND DO THAT SHE LOOK SO GOOD WITH BROWN HAIR AND THAT LIPSTICK- (i can go on and on forever about this look too but I WONT™) the short white and blue and goLD IM LOSING IT IK I K N O W
LIKE this is certainly different from what were used to with twices title tracks BUT does that mean its bad???????? ABSOLUTELY F UCKING NOT its a good song overall!!!!!!!!!!!! the instrumental is great their singing is GREAT the dance is GREAT AND FITS THE SONG and it gives off such a chill vibe and overall feel like tbh i wont listen to it very much but i wont skip it in my playlist bc this kind of chill vibe is very specific- i personally dont have any complaints for this song and its all in all a good ✨Hot Girl Summer Time✨
IN CONCLUSION: IM DRUNK IN THIS SUMMER BANGER (DRINK RESPONSIBLY)
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