#you'd better believe when Fourchenault disowned them he was like

[jakey-beefed-it]

Unlocked the portrait artist in Ishgard today, so now Varian can embarrass his kids every time anyone walks into his apartment and sees these.

#He just loves them so much you guys #you'd better believe when Fourchenault disowned them he was like #YOU ALL HEARD THAT YOU'RE MY WITNESSES #and then whipped out the already-filled-out adoption forms for the twins to sign if they wanted him to be their new dad #after they reconcile he's still frosty as hell toward Fourchenault #like ok the kids still want a relationship with you so I'll behave #but like #I've now officially beaten a man to death at the end of the universe with my bare hands #and left his corpse there #and they'd have a better chance finding him than they will you #if you break my kids' hearts again #Jake plays Final Fantasy XIV #Jake's dumb characters #Varian Ironcrow